Thoggy
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Jan 12, 2007
- Posts
- 408
Hello all,
It seems to me that it is becoming increasingly common to see postings from people who are bored at work, horny as all hell and wanting to exchange dirty emails or dirty IMs with someone. While I am all for erotic exchanges of any type, it alarms me when the people start discussing masturbating at work. As someone who has worked at both small and large companies, I am aware of the lack of privacy in most offices and I come to the conclusion that most of the jerking off or fingering is taking place in the washroom.
I object.
Well, I object to the men doing it. Women masturbating in the washroom is quite frankly hot, as is women masturbating pretty much anywhere. Well, I draw the line at playgrounds, because that is kinda creepy.
The reason I object to men doing it is because:
A) I use the washroom at work.
B) I regularly shake hands with men who work at places.
C) Men are neither particularly clean in the washroom nor are all inclined to always wash their hands.
I have made my peace with the fact that when I shake hands with men it is pretty much even odds they pissed and didn't wash afterwards. Call me homo-phobic if you must, but I still have a serious problem with men not only handling their dicks before shaking hands with me, but giving themselves the old rub down.
Let me clear I am not-anti semen. I am anti-other guys semen. My semen is fantastic. My semen is miraculous. My semen holds healing properties that make stem cell research look like nothing. My semen once cured a blind woman AND made her reach multiple-orgasms. But that is my semen, not yours.
To recap, women masturbating at work is good, men masturbating at work is bad, I have wonder-semen and one day soon it will be traded on the open market.
Thoggy
PS - I lied about finding women fingering themselves at a playground kinda creepy. Notwithstanding the whole pedophile thing, women playing with themselves is just hot.
It seems to me that it is becoming increasingly common to see postings from people who are bored at work, horny as all hell and wanting to exchange dirty emails or dirty IMs with someone. While I am all for erotic exchanges of any type, it alarms me when the people start discussing masturbating at work. As someone who has worked at both small and large companies, I am aware of the lack of privacy in most offices and I come to the conclusion that most of the jerking off or fingering is taking place in the washroom.
I object.
Well, I object to the men doing it. Women masturbating in the washroom is quite frankly hot, as is women masturbating pretty much anywhere. Well, I draw the line at playgrounds, because that is kinda creepy.
The reason I object to men doing it is because:
A) I use the washroom at work.
B) I regularly shake hands with men who work at places.
C) Men are neither particularly clean in the washroom nor are all inclined to always wash their hands.
I have made my peace with the fact that when I shake hands with men it is pretty much even odds they pissed and didn't wash afterwards. Call me homo-phobic if you must, but I still have a serious problem with men not only handling their dicks before shaking hands with me, but giving themselves the old rub down.
Let me clear I am not-anti semen. I am anti-other guys semen. My semen is fantastic. My semen is miraculous. My semen holds healing properties that make stem cell research look like nothing. My semen once cured a blind woman AND made her reach multiple-orgasms. But that is my semen, not yours.
To recap, women masturbating at work is good, men masturbating at work is bad, I have wonder-semen and one day soon it will be traded on the open market.
Thoggy
PS - I lied about finding women fingering themselves at a playground kinda creepy. Notwithstanding the whole pedophile thing, women playing with themselves is just hot.
