For the ladies..

[LadyG]

A friend sent me this today, I got a chuckle out of it not that I agree, I just found it funny !

Thought for the day....

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn
into something acceptable to have dinner with.

There, doesn't that just touch your heart?

 

[Silverluna]

oh how very true....*drinks some wine*

 

[Guest]

A friend sent me this today, I got a chuckle out of it not that I agree, I just found it funny !

Thought for the day....

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn
into something acceptable to have dinner with.

There, doesn't that just touch your heart?

LOL...I had something like that as a sig line for a while but it also said something about keeping 'em in the dark for a while before they were ready to have with at the dinner table.

 

[BgMma]

Hmmm, I like.....

 

[Coca~Cola]

And jsut the other day we were talking about starting our own vinyard...

 

[Jennxxx]

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn
into something acceptable to have dinner with.

There, doesn't that just touch your heart?

Oh yes!

My favorite part is when you get to dance around on the grapes smushing them....

 

[LadyG]

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn
into something acceptable to have dinner with.

There, doesn't that just touch your heart?

Oh yes!

My favorite part is when you get to dance around on the grapes smushing them....

Fuck sakes, Jen, can you at least put a warning for me before you post something like that??

That's the second time today I've spewed liquid while choking. Mia is the other culprit

 

[Prince Romeo]

You can touch something but it ain't my heart.

 

[nimbus9]

oooh lookie, Jennxxx got her AV.

I'm more of a cumquat

 

[LadyG]

Okay, so is a cumquat a fruit or a vegetable

 

[nimbus9]

Fruit. It's like an orange that never grew up.


Lets get small

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

AMEN

 

[Starblayde]

Bloody women. You turn us into something nice by stomping the shit out of us, then we end up as vinegar, all twisted and bitter. But without you we dry up and turn into prunes and raisins.


Oh and spelling buddy says 'kumquat'

 

[LadyG]

Fruit. It's like an orange that never grew up.


Lets get small

Ahh got it ty

 

[Jennxxx]

Bloody women. You turn us into something nice by stomping the shit out of us, then we end up as vinegar, all twisted and bitter. But without you we dry up and turn into prunes and raisins.


Oh and spelling buddy says 'kumquat'

And?....

 

[Starblayde]

And?....

And... I like people to spell properly. So there

 

[Jennxxx]

Fuck sakes, Jen, can you at least put a warning for me before you post something like that??

That's the second time today I've spewed liquid while choking. Mia is the other culprit

LMMFAO!!!

 

[Jennxxx]

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Originally posted by Starblayde
Bloody women. You turn us into something nice by stomping the shit out of us, then we end up as vinegar, all twisted and bitter. But without you we dry up and turn into prunes and raisins.


Oh and spelling buddy says 'kumquat'
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Actually, I was referring to the first part of your statement....

 

[Starblayde]

Actually, I was referring to the first part of your statement....

lol i guessed, just couldn't think of an adequate response.

 

[nimbus9]

That was a play on werd Starblayde ( it's BLADE not blayde). And if your are gonna follow me around correcting me you are fixin' to wear yo'self out dude

 

[Starblayde]

That was a play on werd Starblayde ( it's BLADE not blayde). And if your are gonna follow me around correcting me you are fixin' to wear yo'self out dude

Trust me, it's blayde.

And no, I'm not. OF all the fruits, i like kumquat to be spelt correctly

 

[LadyG]

Quite honestly, no matter how it's spelled....

Sorry, it's just one of those words