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and the ones who aren't. 
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... one old love she can imagine going back to... and one who reminds her how far she has come...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE.. something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE.. a youth she's content to leave behind...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored..
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... a feeling of control over her destiny...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...how to fall in love without losing herself...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...how to quit a job, break up with a lover, and confront a friend without ruining the friendship...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...when to try harder... and when to walk away...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...that she can't change the length of her calves, the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...that her childhood may not have been perfect... but its over...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...what she would and wouldn't do for love or more...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...whom she can trust, whom she can't, and why she shouldn't take it personally...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...where to go... be it to her best friend's kitchen table... or a charming inn in the woods... when her soul needs soothing...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...what she can and can't accomplish in a day...a month...and a year...
Great Quotes by Great Ladies!
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Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong-
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The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
Helen Hayes (at 73)-
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I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
Janette Barber-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
Lily Tomlin-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
Carrie Snow-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
Laurie Kuslansky-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Erma Bombeck-
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Old age ain't no place for sissies.
Bette Davis-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
Rhonda Hansome-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
Jane Sellman-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
Jennifer Unlimited-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
Jennifer Unlimited-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
Catherine-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
Kathy Buckley-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I'm also not blonde.
Dolly Parton-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
Sue Grafton-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man- if you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... one old love she can imagine going back to... and one who reminds her how far she has come...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE.. something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE.. a youth she's content to leave behind...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored..
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... a feeling of control over her destiny...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...how to fall in love without losing herself...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...how to quit a job, break up with a lover, and confront a friend without ruining the friendship...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...when to try harder... and when to walk away...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...that she can't change the length of her calves, the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...that her childhood may not have been perfect... but its over...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...what she would and wouldn't do for love or more...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...whom she can trust, whom she can't, and why she shouldn't take it personally...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...where to go... be it to her best friend's kitchen table... or a charming inn in the woods... when her soul needs soothing...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...what she can and can't accomplish in a day...a month...and a year...
Great Quotes by Great Ladies!
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
Helen Hayes (at 73)-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
Janette Barber-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
Lily Tomlin-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
Carrie Snow-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
Laurie Kuslansky-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Erma Bombeck-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
Bette Davis-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
Rhonda Hansome-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
Jane Sellman-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
Jennifer Unlimited-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
Jennifer Unlimited-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
Catherine-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
Kathy Buckley-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I'm also not blonde.
Dolly Parton-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
Sue Grafton-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man- if you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
