For shuts und guggles.

[Awesome]

This cracked me up.

So i thought i'd share.
If someone else has shared before me,then i appologise.

And if you dont *get it*,Call an NZer.



How to spik like a New Zealander

FOR BIST EFICT, RID THESE OUT ALOWD!!!

Fush - marine creatures
Duffy cult - not easy
Sivven Sex Sivven - large Boeing aircraft
Sivven Four Sivven - larger Boeing aircraft
Bug hut - popular recording
Bun button - been bitten by insect
Beard - a place to sleep
Chully Bun - Esky
Sex Peck - Half a dozen beers
Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline
Beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests
Brudge - structure spanning a stream
Tin - one more than nine
Iggs Ecktly - Precisely
Earplane - large flying machine
Beggage Chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the arport
Lift - departed
Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman
Kittle crusps - potato chips
Ken's - Cairns
Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim
Cuds - children
Pits - domestic animals
Cuttin - baby cat
Milburn - capital of Victoria
Peck - to fill a suitcase
Piste aside - chemical which kills insects
Pigs - for hanging out washing with
Pug - large animal with a curly tail
Nin tin dough - computer game
Munner stroney - soup
Min - male of the species
Mess Kara - eye makeup
McKennock - person who fixes cars
Fear hear - blonde
Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym
Amejen - visualise
Day old chuck - very young poultry
Jungle Bills - Christmas carol
Inner me - enemy
Guess - vapour




*Howls laughing*

 

[Kuntmode]

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For a moment there I thought I was back in Johannesburg listening to some Nazi fucking tard tell me all about the good things they have done, like kill thousands of caffa's. They see that as doing a good thing.

Eh Caffa, Ligt da sheet orv my shoo yoo Blak barstad.

Nice tits! Can you organize a time I can suck them?