For Scheherazade

[Roxanne Appleby]

I'm very relieved you're ok and back home........ but now it's time for blunt talk.

It's time you accepted that you are 'sick'. Not stay in bed, debilitating sick, but still sick, with a body that isn't too happy with exertion and overdoing it, as you are prone to (don't argue with me, young lady!).

Rest, rest, rest and more rest. THAT's what you're supposed to be doing, allowing your body's immune system to work properly. If you keep driving it to its physical limits, it can't heal.

Now stop being freakin' stubborn, and do as you're told.

(you know I'm saying it because I care. )

You tell her, Mom! 103 fever is nothing to fool around with.

Get well soon, doll. Listen to mother. Virtual chicken soup coming your way.

 

[matriarch]

You tell her, Mom! 103 fever is nothing to fool around with.

Get well soon, doll. Listen to mother. Virtual chicken soup coming your way.

Ye gods.......I thought 'Auntie' was bad enough......now I'm......'MOTHER'???

 

[S-Des]

Boo!

I also overdid things yesterday... and I have another throat infection.

The health fairy seems to have abandoned me these days.

I'm betting that the lesbian mafia has gotten to her.

Good to hear you're out, now get better.

 

[impressive]

I see Ms. Sass is back ... so I won't worry overmuch.

 

[scheherazade_79]

I'm betting that the lesbian mafia has gotten to her.

Good to hear you're out, now get better.

They probably did. I've been screening all calls today, because I haven't done the reports I was expected to do, and I know they're going to phone up and start nagging. Or worse.... turn up at my front door

 

[scheherazade_79]

I see Ms. Sass is back ... so I won't worry overmuch.

Are you talking about me, wench?

 

[Recidiva]

They probably did. I've been screening all calls today, because I haven't done the reports I was expected to do, and I know they're going to phone up and start nagging. Or worse.... turn up at my front door

Hooray the spitty, hissy sick woman. I know her well. *secret handshake*

Now go lie down.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Hooray the spitty, hissy sick woman. I know her well. *secret handshake*

Now go lie down.

I'm going to get cellulite if I lie down for much longer....

 

[Recidiva]

I'm going to get cellulite if I lie down for much longer....

Sass! Sass I say!

 

[matriarch]

I'm going to get cellulite if I lie down for much longer....

And pray........why should YOU be any different to the rest of us?? Hmmm??

 

[scheherazade_79]

And pray........why should YOU be any different to the rest of us?? Hmmm??

Well, if I'm going to spend the next few weeks / months being a lady of leisure, I may as well look good I could have sworn I saw a stretch mark this afternoon, as it was.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Sass! Sass I say!

What does sass actually mean, anyway?

 

[Recidiva]

What does sass actually mean, anyway?

Sassy: Improperly forward or bold.

Sass or sauce, I think, variants.

Of course I'm just trying to make you feel better, so it's said to make you smile, not so's you'll take a swing at me.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Sassy: Improperly forward or bold.

Sass or sauce, I think, variants.

Of course I'm just trying to make you feel better, so it's said to make you smile, not so's you'll take a swing at me.

No... I'm not going to take a swing at you. That's definitely me I like that word

 

[Recidiva]

No... I'm not going to take a swing at you. That's definitely me I like that word

Good, and I hope you feel better. I've had a temperature of 103 and people trying to get me to go lay down and I think I did some sort of bizarre set of acrobatics to prove I was fine.

Of course, it meant I was really sick, but people figured they didn't want to get too close.

I'm not particularly sassy, just really insane and stubborn.

 

[Guest]

Hugs beautiful

 

[scheherazade_79]

Hugs beautiful

Hugs and kisses back (because I'm getting frisky)

 

[MissBri]

 

[Guest]

Hugs and kisses back (because I'm getting frisky)

i think i know why

 

[scheherazade_79]

i think i know why

You do??? Damn! Busted!

 

[Guest]

You do??? Damn! Busted!

its all good. i wont breathe a word

 

[scheherazade_79]

its all good. i wont breathe a word

Then it can be our little secret

 

[Guest]

Then it can be our little secret

dont tell anyone

 

[fifty5]

Hugs and kisses love!

HMG can't get at you any more. You're safe.

Do you want me to drive down and fetch your shopping?

 

[AchtungNight]

Just saw this thread. Glad you're okay, Scher, I have enjoyed your work. Hope you get completely well soon and till then, don't try anything too dangerous.