For Pookie

[AllyRose]

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[Rightguide]

Nobody can grind an ax like Pookie. Nice by the way.

 

[AllyRose]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/38/68/1c/38681c9df3befc0698b32696094ba282.jpg​

 

[AllyRose]

Should have titled this thread Axe Porn. C'est la vie.

 

[With_David_Bowie]

I looked for AllyRose... if Pookie turns up its a bonus.

 

[Rightguide]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/38/68/1c/38681c9df3befc0698b32696094ba282.jpg​

I have one very similar to that one hanging in my den.

 

[AllyRose]

I looked for AllyRose... if Pookie turns up its a bonus.

Hopefully she'll hear my mating call.

 

[Pookie]

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*spontaneous orgasms*

 

[Pookie]

Nobody can grind an ax in my noggin like Pookie. Nice by the way.

Thats so sweet, vettie!

 

[Pookie]

Hopefully she'll hear my mating call.

Every superhero has a weakness.

 

[Saint Peter]

Every nice axe has a built in beer opener.

 

[HAL_9000]

Leather grip

http://wildernessmastery.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/EstwingMfg-E24A-Sportsmans-Axe-350x287.jpg

 

[Pookie]

Leather grip

http://wildernessmastery.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/EstwingMfg-E24A-Sportsmans-Axe-350x287.jpg

Kinky

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I heard tell once that Pookie entered into an argument with a lesser-equipped adversary, and after many rounds of debate, and many ales, words finally failed and she cleft Half-Wit in twain, bitch-slapping each half before they could even hit the floor.
"Sorry, it was an AXE-ident!" she laughed as she bellied back up to the bar.

 

[Queersetti]

Mama, where's your little daughter?
She's here, right here on the altar
You should never have opened that door
Now you're never gonna see her no more
You don't know what I can do with this axe chop off your head
So you better relax

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[AllyRose]

I heard tell once that Pookie entered into an argument with a lesser-equipped adversary, and after many rounds of debate, and many ales, words finally failed and she cleft Half-Wit in twain, bitch-slapping each half before they could even hit the floor.
"Sorry, it was an AXE-ident!" she laughed as she bellied back up to the bar.

https://media.giphy.com/media/J8nXKtxyPpBDi/giphy.gif

 

[InternationalFunboy]

https://media.giphy.com/media/J8nXKtxyPpBDi/giphy.gif

I consider it clearly filed under random axe of kindness.


*ahem*

 

[AllyRose]

Wood you please cut it out?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Wood you please cut it out?

Swing and a miss?

 

[AllyRose]

Basically. I'm a total hack.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Basically. I'm a total hack.

Keep chipping away, you'll get there.

 

[AllyRose]

Nah, I'll just fly off the handle.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Nah, I'll just fly off the handle.

Keeping up with this conversation is giving me a splitting headache.

 

[AllyRose]

Pretty soon both our heads will be on the chopping block.

I think it's best we cut and run, or at least bury the hatchet.

Ugh...

 

[neci]

https://i.imgur.com/AUvvMrG.jpg