for Pirate Pops

[Guest]

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Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.
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NEW: A loyal reader who goes by the fine monicker o' Captain O'erself (and you if yer lucky) offers some additional pickup lines fer the female pirate:

Mind If I climb your rigging?
Nice Mast.
Care to dock into Port?
Could you untangle my rigging?
Come swab my deck.

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

 

[Jenny _S]

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And don't forget, Perdita, the all time loser Pirate pickup line:

"Aye. Mind if I examine your booby hatch?"

 

[oggbashan]

Been there.

My Pirate story is interpolated in the Worst Chain Story because I didn't want to waste it. Doesn't do much for the action though.

Og

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: for Pirate Pops

And don't forget, Perdita, the all time loser Pirate pickup line: "Aye. Mind if I examine your booby hatch?"

Thing is, Jenn, Pirates aren't losers with me. (MG's right - I'm easy; at least with Pops and one other of his cuntrymen. )

Perdita la Sonnambula this a.m.

p.s. Ogg, I liked your pirate tale.

 

[Icingsugar]

So many puns, and not one about the third wooden leg?

Not that I have any. I just wanted to complain.

 

[ffreak]

Avast, me beauty! This be a good wake-up.

-FF

 

[Guest]

Sugar, "short reads" - nice. And your complaint is valid.

Pirate Pops' gal, Perdita

 

[pop_54]

Avast young lady

Twas on the good ship Venus, my God you should have seen us, the figure head was a whore in bed astride a throbbing.........Oh no that's for dirty ditty day sorry.

Purdy darling you can swing on my yard arm anytime you want

Oh and there's always a place 'on' the captains table for you

pops.................The pirate & Tarquin

 

[Guest]

Pirate man! We're on board together at last. Give me some talk.

Perdita

 

[pop_54]

Hehe!!

Never thought we'd been overboard lover one

 

[Guest]

Aw, you sweetheart captain, you. Make me walk the plank, eh? or lead me to the ravishing chamber (you do have one on this ship?).

Purrrrrrdita

 

[pop_54]

Yeppers

Aw, you sweetheart captain, you. Make me walk the plank, eh? or lead me to the ravishing chamber (you do have one on this ship?).

Purrrrrrdita

There's always a ravishing chamber with a four poster