Myrrdin
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Statement by Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld
SECRETARY RUMSFELD: "Good afternoon. My closet liberal colleague Colin Powell, while giving a presentation to the United Nations, did like a good soldier and obeyed orders when I told him, "Boy, you keep your dumb girly world peace ideas under your afro and just present that mountain of blurry Polaroids and confessions under torture we've compiled for you." But today, with many UN diplomats STILL aligning themselves with France and Germany in a desire to swirl their sticky bureaucrat tongues around Saddam Hussein's cornhole of terror, it falls to me to deliver the final pieces of the puzzle - the last few shreds of United States intelligence which will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that despite all the diplomatic posturing, what the people of Iraq truly crave are a few hundred thousand or so of Big Rummy's Napalm Colonics of Freedom."
http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2003/020603.asp
SECRETARY RUMSFELD: "Good afternoon. My closet liberal colleague Colin Powell, while giving a presentation to the United Nations, did like a good soldier and obeyed orders when I told him, "Boy, you keep your dumb girly world peace ideas under your afro and just present that mountain of blurry Polaroids and confessions under torture we've compiled for you." But today, with many UN diplomats STILL aligning themselves with France and Germany in a desire to swirl their sticky bureaucrat tongues around Saddam Hussein's cornhole of terror, it falls to me to deliver the final pieces of the puzzle - the last few shreds of United States intelligence which will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that despite all the diplomatic posturing, what the people of Iraq truly crave are a few hundred thousand or so of Big Rummy's Napalm Colonics of Freedom."
http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2003/020603.asp
