For my first post.......

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This is the first edition of a monthly report. The opinions stated are ours and were collected from observing the animals in the zoo.

Any information and gossip shared in PM will be blatently smeared across this gossip sheet. Thank you in advance.

Enjoy!



Desiqn fucked off to Cali to "visit" Kobolt.9, her "best friend" *winkwink* and left her in-house snuggle-bunny presumably baby-sitting her kid. Whats with that?

Morcheeba’s obsessing about any number of things from bitch king DCL and bitch queen Honeylick’s postcards (which probably went in the dumpster 10 mins after delivery.)to Pookie’s posting style. She’s getting so much attention lately – perhaps OCD is infectious. Someone put her out of her misery and tell her Santa’s not real.

Oh yeah – Pookie, political gadfly and porn pusher. She’s supposed to be a student – when the fuck does she find time to study?

Gypsywitch has a split personality that she shares with a desperate Sexual Role Playing Limodrivin’ Slut. It’s hard to tell who is the greatest slut or the biggest attention seeker.

Eagleyez and Image are in lust and talk about porking for real but he’s shacked up with his previous g.f, that poet broad who hasn’t appeared in here since the love-fest started! Is it a three-way or just greed, e.e.?

Purple Haze outdoes himself with posting suspect pictures of little girls - legal age ?. Perv, go to Ampics and see some real women!

Loves2teaseu got caught cyber-cheating, morphed into a bunch of numbers, cyber screwed around again then came back as her husband – or is it ex now – drunk and crying all over the General Board.

CoolBlue74 changed names but not his fucktard quotient. Cool he is not!

Guru melted all his busts of Shakespeare and made a hot-tub. It’s made him mellow out but he’s still a boring old fart.

Avery_Chisolm and RudeNastyAssBitch had a love child after Avery’s b.f saw them French kissing and got pissed off, he came to his senses and dumped her. The baby looks like this :rollseyes:

Oscuridad and Tathagata still hit on everything that looks like it might wear a skirt and have jugs. Theyre old enough to get a pension, dirty old men!

ExistentialLove has started flirting with male and female, isn’t she a lezzie? Where’d that PollyJean thing go?

Killallhippies is brain dead and starting mindless threads all day that float off the page in a cloud of drugs and booze with at the most 5 posts.

Nightmistress cut out her huge sig line but still irritates the hell out of everyone. She and half a dozen other people with the word night in their nics think they can change into cats. Kittylitter anyone?

Talking of long sig lines – she_is_my_addiction takes over the pointy hat for that. Go sit in the corner.

If huskie doesn’t get his winkie up marksgirl soon he’s going to explode – give it over girl, he’s got the serious hots for you and Tanks away. Just do it!

Eating_Scarlet has swallowed Hanns Schmidt whole and keeps burping up bits of him all over the GB. Disgusting!

nasty1 dropped his number one and threatened to leave because of a love tangle that seems to involve more than one woman. Too bad he listened to all the phoney fucks and stayed on.

Alexandraaaaaaah still has the gall to post occasionally even though she was ignominiously fired from her position as a mod on the How To Forum for abuse of trust. The nerve of the bitch, after all the mayhem she and that Bytchin fella created.

Oh – and by the way – he’s still around, Bob is. You didn’t really think he and Mystery White Glob would walk off into Lit’s sunset and disappear to set up house did you?

The Hag Patrol has been quiet apart from a few flurries of attempted drama. Angel tries hard to make a dent but she’s losing her edge. Sharpen those claws, pusseh. Go join the Were-pussies, you're about as viscious.

SIMply stupid – a long list of, otherwise, sane Litzers have become addicted to a childish game of Doll Houses. What sane person would allow themselves to be created in doll form by Lits biggest bitch. (Who is enjoying the power trip – too bad she’ll get back from screwing kobolt.9 to find they’ve all lost interest and left, maybe her poor, two-timed b.f will too.) It was probably her latest ruse to extract personal information. Don’t say you weren’t warned when the transcripts appear.

Sim-addiction is second only to the Fantasy Football that the bottom feeders wallow in. How desperate for a life are you people?

bad_girl23 is a shit-for-brains newbie who tries to act cool, she’s only just nineteen so all she does is look stupid. Her number of posts is a clue as to her brain power. What a little attention whore! And that earless cat AV’s got to go too. Let’s axe them both.

Didn’t ShamelessFlirt have a tiff with the lovely Lovestoread? Unfinished business you two – bring the rest of us up to date. If you air your dirty laundry in here, hang it all out so we can all have a laugh.

Veryblueeyes keeps wandering in from the Playground dragging her cuteness behind her. They have to mend the PG razor wire and keep these morons out.

breakwall continued his nightly whine about not getting enough booty. There’s a reason for that you know, needledick.

dragonhearted chose the wrong nic, she should have chosen dragonfarted. That’s about her worth, a dragon fart. Give up trying to look intelligent you mental midget.

Eepy is just – well – creepy.

New Oldies –

krastner is a coward who has a hate on for Dix.
Little Tighty is a regurgitated Gumby and just as bland.
Crimsonblue is yet another of Bent's endless list of alts one of the stupidest yet.
Meat Whistler - used to be Italian Goddess or Spick Queen, something like that but her AV is so clever she should get a medal.
BeckyAMH escaped from the Playground along with KingMedia, KILLMEDEAD, Booty Bandit and more.
 
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hi I_on_the_street and welcome on Lit!

is there going to be more reviews of posters?
 
Crimsonblue is yet another of Bent's endless list of alts one of the stupidest yet.

List my alts...btw Crimsonblue, I'm not.

Editted to add: If given the opportunity, I'd probably fuck kobalt.9 as well. *shrug* I'd be willing to bet money that the initial poster is Bobby.
 
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makes me glad I've flown under the radar..guess I'll have to be here a couple of years before the target appears on my back.
 
This condensed opinion blurt gave me something to kill the time until the end of shift. Welcome to Lit.
 
The main target for this little tangent was who? Desiqn. I'm sensing serious jealousy.
 
I'm regurgitated, I'm flattered.

will there be awards given?

P.S. I'm available to dirty old monkeys who hit on anything in sight.
 
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