janeyl
sensual hedonist
- Joined
- Jan 2, 2008
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you interrupted me.... now I have to spank you!
*sits back to watch*

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you interrupted me.... now I have to spank you!

you interrupted me.... now I have to spank you!


You have to catch me first
And if you spank me, then me an' janey can't kiss![]()
catching you will be no problem. I'm in very good cardio health..
I'm quite certain she'll kiss the booboos for you. That's the plan anyways..and you'll be able to kiss hers.
My evil plan...

Yours?
...or ours???
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Hmmmmm... I suppose I can get on board with your evil plan.. it'd be nice to be the recipient for a change..
I will be wearing my titanium butt pad, so no need to even dream you're goin deep on me!!

catching you will be no problem. I'm in very good cardio health..
I'm quite certain she'll kiss the booboos for you. That's the plan anyways..and you'll be able to kiss hers.
My evil plan...

Oh Sainsburys, why do you tempt me so?
White chocolate and raspberry triple layer cake?
O
M
G...![]()
Where's my spoon?![]()

Right here with mine babygirl...come and get it...![]()

Get a room you two.


Get a room you two.

I seriously can't work out who's trying to get a rise out of who here...
Ooooh! Autumn is coming! There's a definite change in the light and the air smells different!![]()

Call me matron...
And the first one to post a picture of Hattie Jaques gets an enema...![]()
I can't believe that they're proposing to kill 70% of badgers in order to reduce Bovine TB by 16%...the sums just don't add up...
Cunts...
i'm watching it now...
and oh look...something else about stupid people who enjoy killing things for fun...![]()
and they have to work hard for it, too... don't you feel some sympathy for these people?
jeezus. do they have professionals on-hand to dispatch any they wound where they're unable to kill them cleanly?