for fun: Very Real FAQs

[Guest]

Paper or plastic?
Did you want fries with that?
What are you going to be when you grow up?
Where the hell is the remote?
What is the meaning of this?
Do you promise to love, honor and obey?
Do you want an attorney present during questioning?
How much?
How much have you got?
Where were you when I needed you?
Is that your real color?
Are you going to eat that?
What am I?
What am I—chopped liver?
Is it safe?
Who are you?
Who am I?
Who do you think you are?
Just who do you think you are, anyway?
Am I my brother's keeper?
You and whose army?
Who gave you the right?
How're you doing?
How in hell are you going to fix that before they get back?
Can you?
Will you?
Will you, please?
You want to put it where?
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Anyone want to add to this?

Me: Are you still talking to me?

Perdita

faq citation

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Your place or mine?
What did you do?
How could you do that?

 

[Icingsugar]

Do I look fat in this?

 

[shereads]

Is that what you're wearing?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

How dumb can you get?
How can you look at yourself in mirror?


and my personal favourite:

But I thought YOU did the backups..?

 

[destinie21]

Did you comb your hair?

Damn did the dry cleaners shrink my pants?

 

[shereads]

This one will be familiar only to women who have or have had a live-in lover/husband:

"Do we have any milk? {pretzels? beer? iced tea? coffee? other thing that I want served to me but don't want to ask you for outright?}"

Variations on the theme can include:

Where do we keep the coffee?

What have you done with my socks?

 

[Guest]

 

[Quasimodem]

How do you take the price tag off a gift certificate?

Is that a definite maybe?

What does "fatal error" mean?

 

[Sabledrake]

"Where do you get your ideas?"

Sabledrake

 

[Quasimodem]

Does the Energizer Bunny have a girlfriend who keeps cumming, and cumming, and cumming, and cumming?

 

[whispering_surrender]

Does the Energizer Bunny have a girlfriend who keeps cumming, and cumming, and cumming, and cumming?

Thank you Quasi....I choked on my soda......

Whisper *getting napkins*

 

[Icingsugar]

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

"A woodchuck would chuck no wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood."

"But if a woodchuck could chuck wood and if a woodchuck would chuck wood what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?"

"If a woodchuck could chuck wood and if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?"

"A woodchuck should chuck wood as long as a woodchuck could chuck wood and as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood."

"Ok,shut up!"

Long live Guybrush.

 

[BadBombshellBabe]

are you as good as you look?

 

[Icingsugar]

Then of course, there is always The Question.

 

[DarlingNikki]

What's your major?

What do you do?

So when are you getting married?

Are you going to eat that?

What are you?/Where are you from?/No where are you reallyfrom?

 

[McKenna]

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[Guest]

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

 

[raphy]

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

Why 'dita, I thought you'd never ask!

 

[The_Fool]

Is it in yet?
Are you done yet?
Do we have to?
Do we have to do it again? (We just did it last year.)
Is it that time of the month?
Paper or Plastic?
Have you signed a nondisclosure statement?
Does it have to be plugged in to work?
Would you mind looking at my computer?
Why do I have to pick up my messes?
Would you like our supplemental insurance?
Would you like our extended warranty?
Would you have five minutes for a survey on (fill in the blank)?
Hello this is (fill in your least fave charity) could we get you to pledge $$$ today?
Have you done your expense report yet?
When would you like to schedule your next dentist appointment?
Have you had a physical lately?
Could we get you to give us a urine specimen?
How long have you had this twitch in your eye?
Does it hurt here also?
Would you kick her out of bed for eating crackers?
What would you do with it if she said yes?
What makes you think you’re so special?
Do you have a heart?
Do you have a conscience?
Do you have a minute?

 

[destinie21]

"hmm what is her name?"
(Closely followed by) Why is she in my bed

these are questions that should be asked prior to being married of course

lol also "Where the hell is my bra (or panties)
and where the hell am I"

 

[flawed_ethics]

Huh?
(or are inspecific, monosyllabic grunts not included for this list?)

 

[The_Fool]

Oh YEAH!!

I can't quite catch the haughty overtones, but:

"Did you say something?"

 

[The_Fool]

"hmm what is her name?"
(Closely followed by) Why is she in my bed

prior to being married of course

Closely followed by:

What the hell was I drinking last night?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

THE important question:

WHY ME?

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Much less important question:

Why him/her?

Rumple