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I cannot get to the glitter page, but if it is real glitter, send some to me.
 
evesdream said:
Didn't realize until just now how evil and angry I really am.
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This seems like a good thing to try. A bit disconnected perhaps? For me there is nothing like Venice in summer. I performed my first, angry, bare-handed turd heave there. That three-coil steamer flew like an emotionally troubled squirrel, but the intent....it had a clarity of mind and purpose that day rarely seen in the next day's remains of a tremendous Fegato alla Veneziana.

I respect that times have changed, but has the message become lost in the convenience?


(Also, love you miss you BG)
 
I made a mental list of recipients. Then I wondered who would be sending me one.
Oy.
 
I know exactly who I would like to send a combined box of glitter shit to right now! I wonder if you can get both in one box?
 
InternationalFunboy said:
This seems like a good thing to try. A bit disconnected perhaps? For me there is nothing like Venice in summer. I performed my first, angry, bare-handed turd heave there. That three-coil steamer flew like an emotionally troubled squirrel, but the intent....it had a clarity of mind and purpose that day rarely seen in the next day's remains of a tremendous Fegato alla Veneziana.

I respect that times have changed, but has the message become lost in the convenience?


(Also, love you miss you BG)
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The new way is missing a couple of things - witnesses, consequences and a guttural cry behind the soaring poop. I can see how the physicality of it and being able to see the results would bring more satisfying catharsis.

You have a gift for seeing things slant, even when it's just poop and glitter that we have to work with; I think it's why I like reading your posts so much.
 
evesdream said:
The new way is missing a couple of things - witnesses, consequences and a guttural cry behind the soaring poop. I can see how the physicality of it and being able to see the results would bring more satisfying catharsis.

You have a gift for seeing things slant, even when it's just poop and glitter that we have to work with; I think it's why I like reading your posts so much.
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Why thank you blossom, your compliments are better than I deserve. And may I say your wonderful wit and charm are only overshadowed by your brilliant wordplay and keen eye for greatness. On another topic....have you ever met MonaLittle?
 
InternationalFunboy said:
Why thank you blossom, your compliments are better than I deserve. And may I say your wonderful wit and charm are only overshadowed by your brilliant wordplay and keen eye for greatness. On another topic....have you ever met MonaLittle?
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Mona is too good for this place. Sincere, gorgeous, smart and lovely.
Be that as it may, the word on the street is that we're the same high class call girl living in Beverly Hills. Her version might differ.
 
RudeNastyAssBitch said:
Spend money on someone I did not even like? Yeah no.
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It's not about the money, it's about living the dream! (Although turning the other cheek and getting on with the really important things has a lot to recommend it too. However, just make sure to be absolutely certain that the really important things have nothing to do with and do not involve in any way glitter and poop.)
 
evesdream said:
Mona is too good for this place. Sincere, gorgeous, smart and lovely.
Be that as it may, the word on the street is that we're the same high class call girl living in Beverly Hills. Her version might differ.
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I'm convinced that Mona is Blake Lively, the lovely actress and whip-smart entrepreneur who occupies the only remaining spot on my post-adolescent list of famous femmes that I'm quite sure could not resist me. The list might be a bit of a relic but there are some childish things I refuse to put away. Now, the suggestion that you's are one in the same definitely explains the heat I feel, balls to bones, when I see either of you posting... but also puts a serious wrench into my machinations. Specifically: Glorious three-way consensual coitus. *party horn*

(When the time actually comes the language is less clinical and there will be snacks.)

Digressing...I've just been informed that Never and Spinaroonie have returned to The Literotica from their adventures and I need to debrief them. Ciao!
 
InternationalFunboy said:
I'm convinced that Mona is Blake Lively, the lovely actress and whip-smart entrepreneur who occupies the only remaining spot on my post-adolescent list of famous femmes that I'm quite sure could not resist me. The list might be a bit of a relic but there are some childish things I refuse to put away. Now, the suggestion that you's are one in the same definitely explains the heat I feel, balls to bones, when I see either of you posting... but also puts a serious wrench into my machinations. Specifically: Glorious three-way consensual coitus. *party horn*

(When the time actually comes the language is less clinical and there will be snacks.)

Digressing...I've just been informed that Never and Spinaroonie have returned to The Literotica from their adventures and I need to debrief them. Ciao!
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I just re-read this entry and...shameful. How completely absurd. I meant to say there will be hors d'oeuvres.
 
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