For Dr.M...

[English Lady]

When i was in Lincoln with my Mum this past weekend I saw this Cafe and it made me smile!

http://ronaldo.victoriablisse.co.uk/100_3517.JPG

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Yes, that's the first in my new string of franchise cafes. You go in and they make you smoke cigars and listen to overwritten BDSM stories and drink so much coffee that you start to twitch like a palsied marionette. Then you go to the bathroom and skip out on the bill by climbing out the window, inadvertently stepping in the toilet as you do.

We expect them to be a big failure, especially with that color scheme.

Watch for the opening of EuroZootland in the near future.

 

[English Lady]

Yes, that's the first in my new string of franchise cafes. You go in and they make you smoke cigars and listen to overwritten BDSM stories and drink so much coffee that you start to twitch like a palsied marionette. Then you go to the bathroom and skip out on the bill by climbing out the window, inadvertently stepping in the toilet as you do.

We expect them to be a big failure, especially with that color scheme.

Watch for the opening of EuroZootland in the near future.

Thank God we didn't decide to go in for Lunch, then.

And btw, I adore that AV!

 

[DesertPirate]

Yes, that's the first in my new string of franchise cafes. You go in and they make you smoke cigars and listen to overwritten BDSM stories and drink so much coffee that you start to twitch like a palsied marionette. Then you go to the bathroom and skip out on the bill by climbing out the window, inadvertently stepping in the toilet as you do.

We expect them to be a big failure, especially with that color scheme.

Watch for the opening of EuroZootland in the near future.

Sounds fun
Do you encourage creative bill skipping?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Is there a back room?

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Is there a back room?

All my places have back rooms. Even my back rooms have back rooms.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

[Darth Vader Voice]What about Dungeons . . . with Dragons?[/Darth]

 

[shereads]

And btw, I adore that AV!

Yes indeed.

 

[midwestyankee]

All my places have back rooms. Even my back rooms have back rooms.

Especially valuable for a restaurauteur in Illinois.

 

[Guest]

Yes, that's the first in my new string of franchise cafes. You go in and they make you smoke cigars and listen to overwritten BDSM stories and drink so much coffee that you start to twitch like a palsied marionette. Then you go to the bathroom and skip out on the bill by climbing out the window, inadvertently stepping in the toilet as you do.

We expect them to be a big failure, especially with that color scheme.

Watch for the opening of EuroZootland in the near future.

Is there a dress code?

Zoot suits, perhaps?

Or is that likely to cause spats?