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[Bitenips]

Re: Birthday Spanks

BiteNips Birthday Thread

Check it out, seems we can all line up to give BiteNips her birthday spankings. (We know she will like them.)

*spank spank spank spank spank*

*spank spank spank spank spank*

*spank spank spank spank spank*

*spank spank spank spank spank*

*spank spank spank spank spank*

*spank spank spank spank spank*

*spank spank spank spank spank*

and a pinch to grow an inch.

Have a great one.

{{{ bitenips }}}

ohh and you counted those correctly lolol

It was a pretty good bday, other then being sick lol

Ty

 

[Bitenips]

Happy Birthday Bitenips! Hope that you have a great one and that you get everything you want. x12

well..I cant say I got everythang..but it was a good day ty

 

[alwaysawake]

well..I cant say I got everythang..but it was a good day ty

Hope your B-day was a great one, bitebrat. Birthday swats and a pinch!

 

[Bitenips]

Hope your B-day was a great one, bitebrat. Birthday swats and a pinch!

it wasnt so bad altho I hate being sick but I didnt have special plans anyways so it really dont matter lol

ty for the bday wishes

 

[alwaysawake]

it wasnt so bad altho I hate being sick but I didnt have special plans anyways so it really dont matter lol

ty for the bday wishes

yw...I don't have any special plans for my B-day either, which is less than three weeks away. BTW--we were sunny and 80 here today and you are getting all the rain!

 

[Bug Eyed Monster]

Re: Re: Birthday Spanks

ohh and you counted those correctly lolol

It was a pretty good bday, other then being sick lol

Ty

Well it was just one less than I got this year. So it wasn't too dificult.

Glad to hear it was good, sad to hear you were sick. Party extra harty this weekend to make up for it.

{{{{{ Bitenips }}}}}

 

[Bug Eyed Monster]

yw...I don't have any special plans for my B-day either, which is less than three weeks away. BTW--we were sunny and 80 here today and you are getting all the rain!

Well let's see what should we get the king brat for his birthday.......


hmmmm.......


Nothing!!!!! - Oh wait that's too mean, how about a one way ticket to Texas.*evil grin* Join the institution, AA!

 

[Bitenips]

yw...I don't have any special plans for my B-day either, which is less than three weeks away. BTW--we were sunny and 80 here today and you are getting all the rain!

Well hopefully you wont get sick for your bday lol and it didnt really rain where I am yesterday altho it looked like it was gonna

 

[Bitenips]

Re: Re: Re: Birthday Spanks

Well it was just one less than I got this year. So it wasn't too dificult.

Glad to hear it was good, sad to hear you were sick. Party extra harty this weekend to make up for it.

{{{{{ Bitenips }}}}}

Its lookin like I'll still be sick this wknd lol sides, Im a lil pass the 'party harty' stage lol

 

[tonitits]

Good morning Brats! Hope that ya'll have a wonderful HUMP day!
Hugs and kisses to all!

Bitenips - sorry you were sick, hope you get well soon.

Sexy - I like that idea of AA getting a one way ticket to Tx!

AA - love you, hope you have a great day!

 

[Bitenips]

Good morning Brats! Hope that ya'll have a wonderful HUMP day!
Hugs and kisses to all!

Bitenips - sorry you were sick, hope you get well soon.

Sexy - I like that idea of AA getting a one way ticket to Tx!

AA - love you, hope you have a great day!

Ty

 

[1sexylady]

Re: Re: Birthday Spanks

ohh and you counted those correctly lolol

It was a pretty good bday, other then being sick lol

Ty

OMG WE MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY..????? GETTING OUT THE BIRTHDAY PADDLE....OK BEND OVER JUST BECAUSE WE MISSED IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU MISS YOUR PADDLING....

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY AND I WISH FOR YOU A HAPPY AND HEALTHY YEAR....

 

[1sexylady]

Well let's see what should we get the king brat for his birthday.......


hmmmm.......


Nothing!!!!! - Oh wait that's too mean, how about a one way ticket to Texas.*evil grin* Join the institution, AA!

Hi Buggy..... I know what I am getting AA for his birthday...YANKEE TICKETS

 

[1sexylady]

Sexy - I like that idea of AA getting a one way ticket to Tx!


Sorry Toni I didn't say that Buggy did but hey not a bad idea with a curve thrown in there to stop in New Jersey first....

 

[tonitits]

Sexy - I like that idea of AA getting a one way ticket to Tx!


Sorry Toni I didn't say that Buggy did but hey not a bad idea with a curve thrown in there to stop in New Jersey first....

Sorry about that Buggy, but hey at least I knew that it came from the EAST!!!!!

 

[alwaysawake]

Hmmmmmm...going all the way to the East Coast to the land of toxic waste then to the land of tornadoes and thunderstorms...PASS! LOL

 

[alwaysawake]

I like this...and it IS accurate!


WORDS WOMEN USE

******************************
FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.


NOTHING

This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.


LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"


SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in ! conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."


GO AHEAD!

At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.



PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint!! Just say you're welcome.


THANKS A LOT

This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked! off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous w ay, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"

 

[tonitits]

I like this...and it IS accurate!


WORDS WOMEN USE

******************************
FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.


NOTHING

This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.


LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"


SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in ! conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."


GO AHEAD!

At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.



PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint!! Just say you're welcome.


THANKS A LOT

This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked! off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous w ay, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"

Take note and don't forget and then you will never hear the sighs!!!

 

[alwaysawake]

Hi Buggy..... I know what I am getting AA for his birthday...YANKEE TICKETS

Not practical...too small to use as toilet paper!

 

[tonitits]

Not practical...too small to use as toilet paper!

Ohhhhhhhhh! She is going to get you!

 

[alwaysawake]

Ohhhhhhhhh! She is going to get you!

Like Buggy stated...I have over a 3,000 mile head start on her plus intimate knowledge of the territory. PLUS, she'd be looking for toll booths on the roads--which we have NONE! rofl

 

[tonitits]

Like Buggy stated...I have over a 3,000 mile head start on her plus intimate knowledge of the territory. PLUS, she'd be looking for toll booths on the roads--which we have NONE! rofl

hehehehe

 

[alwaysawake]

hehehehe

The Queen Brat sure gets quiet when her 'beloved Skankees' lose ANOTHER World Series game!

 

[Bug Eyed Monster]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Birthday Spanks

Its lookin like I'll still be sick this wknd lol sides, Im a lil pass the 'party harty' stage lol

Oh no!!!!! Someone call the undertaker! Bitenips is at death's door.

Please note that as we get older, Party Harty just takes on new meanings. I mean there is nothing like a good round of shuffleboard or a Scrabble(r) tournament to get the blood pumping in us old folks. (Where's my teeth?)

Remember you are as old as you feel, and however you want to have fun, is fine with me.

 

[Bug Eyed Monster]

Sorry about that Buggy, but hey at least I knew that it came from the EAST!!!!!

Not a problem. I figured it might help me if some of the blame was deflected.

{{{{ Toni }}}}