Hi toni--just got home after two days out of town...the King has returned--LONG LIVE THE KING!! ROFLMAO OK--I am really tired and outta here to shower the forest fire smoke off me...have fun everyone--AAtonitits said:
alwaysawake said:Hi toni--just got home after two days out of town...the King has returned--LONG LIVE THE KING!! ROFLMAO OK--I am really tired and outta here to shower the forest fire smoke off me...have fun everyone--AA
alwaysawake said:Hi toni--just got home after two days out of town...the King has returned--LONG LIVE THE KING!! ROFLMAO OK--I am really tired and outta here to shower the forest fire smoke off me...have fun everyone--AA
Nahhhhhh The smoke was white...but lots of it since the fire was on both sides of the highway!1sexylady said:
SHOWER.....?????? DID I HEAR SHOWER????? Oh AA it was you...mmmmmm...getting out the black soap to match his clothes...
I liked those because I am an...http://www.uselessgraphics.com/asshole2.gifalwaysawake said:
But I LIKE being an ASSHOLE!tonitits said:
Take care! AA 
Real funny...tonitits said:
I have the day off and have some important appointments to do...gonna be 83 and sunny...a perect day. Take care! Hugs and kisses--AA
tonitits said:
lol. which one is that???? the one that is sticking out the tongue??
ROFLMFAO Toooooooooooooooo perfect...sexy brat Queen!1sexylady said:
alwaysawake said:ROFLMFAO Toooooooooooooooo perfect...sexy brat Queen!
I aim to please.....Always..
1sexylady said:
Hey AA here is one for you...------>http://www.smiley-faces.com/smilies/king.gif
and Toni here is you-------->http://www.smiley-faces.com/smilies/princess.gif
Thanks sexybrat...check my sig line NOW! LOL1sexylady said:
Just in case you didn't know...that is a princess...
Have a good night and be safe...
AA
alwaysawake said:Here's a small quiz to get your day started with a smile!
REDNECKS 25 QUESTION SEX TEST
1.) - A menstrual cycle has 3 wheels. [ True ] or [ False ]
2.) - Asphalt describes rectal problems. [ True ] or [ False ]
3.) - Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. [ True ] or [ False ]
4.) - Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. [ True ] or [ False ]
5.) - The clitoris is a type of flower. [ True ] or [ False ]
6.) - A G-string is a part of a fiddle. [ True ] or [ False ]
7.) - Semen is a term for sailors. [ True ] or [ False ]
8.) - Anus is a Latin term for yearly. [ True ] or [ False ]
9.) - Testicles are found on an Octopus. [ True ] or [ False ]
10.) - A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. [ True ] or [False ]
11.) - KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. [ True ] or [ False ]
12.) - Masturbate is used to catch large fish. [ True ] or [ False ]
13.) - Coitus is a musical instrument. [ True ] or [ False ]
14.) - Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. [ True ] or [ False ]
15.) - An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. [ True ] or [ False ]
16.) - A condom is a large apartment complex. [ True ] or [ False ]
17.) - An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. [ True ] or [ False ]
18.) - A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. [ True ] or [ False ]
19.) - A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. [ True ] or [ False ]
20.) - An erection is when Japanese people vote. [ True ] or [ False ]
21.) - A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. [ True ] or [ False ]
22.) - Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass. [ True ] or [ False ]
23.) - Pornography is the business of making records. [ True ] or [ False ]
24.) - Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. [ True ] or [ False ]
25.) - Douche is the French word for "twelve". [ True ] or [ False ]
If you answered "True" to 75 % or more of the above, you may be a Redneck!
alwaysawake said:Here's a small quiz to get your day started with a smile!
REDNECKS 25 QUESTION SEX TEST
1.) - A menstrual cycle has 3 wheels. [ True ] or [ False ]
2.) - Asphalt describes rectal problems. [ True ] or [ False ]
3.) - Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. [ True ] or [ False ]
4.) - Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. [ True ] or [ False ]
5.) - The clitoris is a type of flower. [ True ] or [ False ]
6.) - A G-string is a part of a fiddle. [ True ] or [ False ]
7.) - Semen is a term for sailors. [ True ] or [ False ]
8.) - Anus is a Latin term for yearly. [ True ] or [ False ]
9.) - Testicles are found on an Octopus. [ True ] or [ False ]
10.) - A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. [ True ] or [False ]
11.) - KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. [ True ] or [ False ]
12.) - Masturbate is used to catch large fish. [ True ] or [ False ]
13.) - Coitus is a musical instrument. [ True ] or [ False ]
14.) - Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. [ True ] or [ False ]
15.) - An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. [ True ] or [ False ]
16.) - A condom is a large apartment complex. [ True ] or [ False ]
17.) - An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. [ True ] or [ False ]
18.) - A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. [ True ] or [ False ]
19.) - A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. [ True ] or [ False ]
20.) - An erection is when Japanese people vote. [ True ] or [ False ]
21.) - A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. [ True ] or [ False ]
22.) - Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass. [ True ] or [ False ]
23.) - Pornography is the business of making records. [ True ] or [ False ]
24.) - Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. [ True ] or [ False ]
25.) - Douche is the French word for "twelve". [ True ] or [ False ]
If you answered "True" to 75 % or more of the above, you may be a Redneck!
