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bashfull said:
~swinging arm around...gathering you close...opening the back of your pants (peeking a little--ok, a lot) and dumping two snowballs down your pants~

Here, darlin'. Let me give ya' a howdy hug. ***wrapping your arms with mine so you can't move them...feeling you shiver as the snow melts****

:D

OOOhhhh ggggrrrreeeeaaattt!!!! *teeth chattering* TTTThhhaaannnkkksss aaallloootttt...:( ;)
 
Re: Re: Pardon me, ma'am....

1sexylady said:
:devil: :devil: stick you hand down and find out smartass...:D
Throws some lemonade on the snow...hangs sign on her back "Don't Eat Yellow Snow!" (I AM THE KINGGGGGG!!!)
:D :p
 
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alwaysawake said:
Throws some lemonade on the snow...hangs sign on her back "Don't Eat Yellow Snow!" (I AM THE KINGGGGGG!!!)
:D :p

Oh God.....He's back..:rolleyes: :rolleyes: I thought you were going to be my hero but noooooooooooooooo. You hang a sign on me instead...shhheeeeeeeeeeeesh. :rolleyes: But that is why your the KING. ;)
 
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1sexylady said:
Oh God.....He's back..:rolleyes: :rolleyes: I thought you were going to be my hero but noooooooooooooooo. You hang a sign on me instead...shhheeeeeeeeeeeesh. :rolleyes: But that is why your the KING. ;)
Ignores the sign and eats the snow anyway...hmmmmm nice creamy texture...very tasty! :p :p :D MMMMMMMMMMMM! :devil:
 
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1sexylady said:
:devil: :devil: stick your hand down and find out smartass...:D

Well, I was going to, darlin'. But it would appear that you are all wet...and it is yellow. hmmm. Pardon me, ma'am...do you have a place I might wash up? ~holding hands out from body and clothing~
 
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alwaysawake said:
Ignores the sign and eats the snow anyway...hmmmmm nice creamy texture...very tasty! :p :p :D MMMMMMMMMMMM! :devil:

AA..... you sooooooooo bad..:devil: It does????? :p
 
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bashfull said:
Well, I was going to, darlin'. But it would appear that you are all wet...and it is yellow. hmmm. Pardon me, ma'am...do you have a place I might wash up? ~holding hands out from body and clothing~

Mmmmmmm Hey AA you have competition here for the *Smartass Brat* contest...:rolleyes: Over in that barrel is some water, please do wash up.. *little does he know it is honey and very sticky honey at that...*
 
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1sexylady said:
Mmmmmmm Hey AA you have competition here for the *Smartass Brat* contest...:rolleyes: Over in that barrel is some water, please do wash up.. [/COLOR]

~oops, trips, reaching out to catch myself, grab Sexylady, pushing her headfirst into barrel~

Terribly sorry, ma'am. It appears there is something all wet and yellow all over the floor that caused me to lose my footin'.
 
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bashfull said:
~oops, trips, reaching out to catch myself, grab Sexylady, pushing her headfirst into barrel~

Terribly sorry, ma'am. It appears there is something all wet and yellow all over the floor that caused me to lose my footin'.

Looks up with Honey all over my face, licking the sides with my tongue. Oh suuuurrreeee...nodding at him. Call me ma'am with your southern draw again. Shoving him ass first into the barrel and seeing he is now stuck. Seeing some yellow snow and hitting him on the head with it. Oh excuse me *Sir*. :D
 
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1sexylady said:
Looks up with Honey all over my face, licking the sides with my tongue. Oh suuuurrreeee...nodding at him. Call me ma'am with your southern draw again. Shoving him ass first into the barrel and seeing he is now stuck. Seeing some yellow snow and hitting him on the head with it. Oh excuse me *Sir*. :D
The Queen has this well in hand...this 'King wannabe' has a LONG way to go to attain MY level of brat excellence! :p

Gotta go--company just arrived...have fun and bbl...

I AM THE KING! :D :p
 
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1sexylady said:
Looks up with Honey all over my face, licking the sides with my tongue. Oh suuuurrreeee...nodding at him. Call me ma'am with your southern draw again. Shoving him ass first into the barrel and seeing he is now stuck. Seeing some yellow snow and hitting him on the head with it. Oh excuse me *Sir*. :D

Rocking barrel, causing it and me to fall over. Freeing myself. Letting the honey run all over Sexylady's floor...grabbing her ankles and tripping her. Rolling her around in the honey. Well, Ma'am, do ya' like honey rolls?
 
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bashfull said:
Rocking barrel, causing it and me to fall over. Freeing myself. Letting the honey run all over Sexylady's floor...grabbing her ankles and tripping her. Rolling her around in the honey. Well, Ma'am, how do ya' like honey rolls?

There's that Ma'am again..... Ending on top of him and tell him to beware cause this honey roll is the Queen... Flipping off very fast and grabbing the flour and dumping it on him and running...laughing to myself, got that Southern Gent. :p :p
 
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1sexylady said:
There's that Ma'am again..... Ending on top of him and tell him to beware cause this honey roll is the Queen... Flipping off very fast and grabbing the flour and dumping it on him and running...laughing to myself, got that Southern Gent. :p :p

In her haste, the lady does slip in the honey. Quickly seeing the opportunity, I pour the remains of the barrel down her blouse and pants...grab the down pillow, rip it open and dump the feathers...run into the snow...Yelling "Well, Ma'am, I do reckon you are about to learn how it feels to be plucked!" LOL
 
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bashfull said:
In her haste, the lady does slip in the honey. Quickly seeing the opportunity, I pour the remains of the barrel down her blouse and pants...grab the down pillow, rip it open and dump the feathers...run into the snow...Yelling "Well, Ma'am, I do reckon you are about to learn how it feels to be plucked!" LOL

I may look plucked but you look like the Pillsbury Dough Boy...laughing :D

Good night Bashful... I guess I will dream of things to do to you. ;) :kiss:
 
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1sexylady said:
I may look plucked but you look like the Pillsbury Dough Boy...laughing :D

Good night Bashful... I guess I will dream of things to do to you. ;) :kiss:

Guess I kinda do look like him, don't I? We bring to mind chicken and dumplins *weg* Hmmm...Hungry?
 
meop79 said:
Chuckle... I don't know It.. could have been lots better... I think I need a snuggle buddy... :D

Meop79@yahoo.com

Well Meop I hope you find you a snuggle buddy real soon. If you are real good and ask Santa real nice maybe you will get one for Christmas.

Good morning Brats! Just checking in to see what is going on. I saw on another thread where the King and Queen were busy last night and did not have time to come in and give this a bump!!! So I will bump and gring it back to page 1!!!! lol.

Take care and I will see ya'll later!! :kiss:
 
tonitits said:
Well Meop I hope you find you a snuggle buddy real soon. If you are real good and ask Santa real nice maybe you will get one for Christmas.

Good morning Brats! Just checking in to see what is going on. I saw on another thread where the King and Queen were busy last night and did not have time to come in and give this a bump!!! So I will bump and gring it back to page 1!!!! lol.

Take care and I will see ya'll later!! :kiss:

Evening Brat Bump!!!!!!!!!! Take care and be safe! See ya! :kiss:
 
tonitits said:
Well Meop I hope you find you a snuggle buddy real soon. If you are real good and ask Santa real nice maybe you will get one for Christmas.
Good morning Brats! Just checking in to see what is going on. I saw on another thread where the King and Queen were busy last night and did not have time to come in and give this a bump!!! So I will bump and gring it back to page 1!!!! lol.
Take care and I will see ya'll later!! :kiss:

chuckle... sounds good to me lol

*HUGS*

Meop79@yahoo.com
 
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bashfull said:
Guess I kinda do look like him, don't I? We bring to mind chicken and dumplins *weg* Hmmm...Hungry?

Always hungry...;) :rose:
 
tonitits said:
Evening Brat Bump!!!!!!!!!! Take care and be safe! See ya! :kiss:

Yeah Toni we were busy last night...:eek: ;) :D

Well my son's team lost their first game but they looked good and will get the next game. He looked great and made quite a few points.... thats my boy.:D :D :D
 
1sexylady said:
Yeah Toni we were busy last night...:eek: ;) :D

Well my son's team lost their first game but they looked good and will get the next game. He looked great and made quite a few points.... thats my boy.:D :D :D

Awww! Well at least he did well and hopefully had fun! We will have to send out extra good vibes next time!!! ;)
 
tonitits said:
Awww! Well at least he did well and hopefully had fun! We will have to send out extra good vibes next time!!! ;)



Afternoon bump and grind for the BRATS!!!!! Take care! :kiss:
 
Stopping by...

...see two lovely ladies chatting. So I decide to douce each of them with snowballs.

Afternoon, ladies. Pardon the snow. But, like yourselves, it seemed irresistable.

Gotta' run. Be back later tonight.
 
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