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[tonitits]

I will be pretty close to home--think the clutch is going out in my truck, so am not driving until Monday Morning when I take it 22 miles to the dealership--hope it makes it. LOL I won't know anything about the interview I had today until Tuesday--fingers crossed! I may get a chance to get those flower pics I took yesterday in the computer and burned off to a CD--they are too huge to send via email.

BTW--Since you asked, Toni is the Texas Tease Brat (y'all)
and LL is the Washington Hussy Brat. I love teasing all of you--although the 1sexyqueenbrat gets testy and bashes me over the head with frying pans! ROFL

Everyone have a great weekend! AA

no, no baby, you have it wrong. I am the Texas Temptress Brat now!! I was told that labeling myself a tease might give the impression that I like to torture men sexually....would not want to do that! But I don't mind tempting them! lol.

 

[1sexylady]

I will be pretty close to home--think the clutch is going out in my truck, so am not driving until Monday Morning when I take it 22 miles to the dealership--hope it makes it. LOL I won't know anything about the interview I had today until Tuesday--fingers crossed! I may get a chance to get those flower pics I took yesterday in the computer and burned off to a CD--they are too huge to send via email.

BTW--Since you asked, Toni is the Texas Tease Brat (y'all)
and LL is the Washington Hussy Brat. I love teasing all of you--although the 1sexyqueenbrat gets testy and bashes me over the head with frying pans! ROFL

Everyone have a great weekend! AA

Now AA you know I love you so why say such a thing....I would hand you the frying pan and ask you to make dinner for two... candles...chilled wine...soft music....

 

[alwaysawake]

Now AA you know I love you so why say such a thing....I would hand you the frying pan and ask you to make dinner for two... candles...chilled wine...soft music....

Ok Now I have it straight--toni is the Texas Temptress and AA is the Queen Brat's Cooking Slave...hmmmm I didn't get the best of this one! Thinks of cooking her Green Eggs and Ham...LOL

 

[tonitits]

Now AA you know I love you so why say such a thing....I would hand you the frying pan and ask you to make dinner for two... candles...chilled wine...soft music....

be careful AA....sexylady..you two can't be together for long without one of you doing something to the other, being real bratty, so after he fixes you dinner and wines and dines you..what are you gonna do to him! You know Lucy probably wouldn't let you get too close to him...she is very jealous!

 

[alwaysawake]

be careful AA....sexylady..you two can't be together for long without one of you doing something to the other, being real bratty, so after he fixes you dinner and wines and dines you..what are you gonna do to him! You know Lucy probably wouldn't let you get too close to him...she is very jealous!

Nahhhhhhhhh Lucy is a soft touch--she likes people! Lord knows what she would do to me for fixing a Dr Suess meal! and I'd deserve it!

 

[1sexylady]

be careful AA....sexylady..you two can't be together for long without one of you doing something to the other, being real bratty, so after he fixes you dinner and wines and dines you..what are you gonna do to him! You know Lucy probably wouldn't let you get too close to him...she is very jealous!

Carrots...

 

[1sexylady]

Ok Now I have it straight--toni is the Texas Temptress and AA is the Queen Brat's Cooking Slave...hmmmm I didn't get the best of this one! Thinks of cooking her Green Eggs and Ham...LOL

 

[alwaysawake]

Since we have a Texan on here...this is one of our tongue-in-cheek Oregonian jokes...don't anyone take it personally!

A Texan, a Californian, and Oregonian are out riding horses. The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a long draught, then another and suddenly throws it into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in midair. The Californian looks at him and says, "What are you doing? That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!" The Texan says, "In Texas, there is plenty of whiskey and the bottles are cheap."

A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Californian pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the champagne into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it in midair. The Oregonian can't believe his eyes, "What the heck did you do that for? That was a perfectly good bottle of champagne!" The Californian says, "In California, we have plenty of champagne and bottles are cheap."

So, awhile later, the Oregonian pulls out a bottle of Widmer Hefeweizen (a local beer). He opens it, takes a sip, and then chugs the whole bottle. He then puts the bottle in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, and shoots the Californian. The Texan, shocked, says, "Why the hell did you do that?!" The Oregonian replies, "In Oregon, we have plenty of Californians and the bottles are worth a nickel."

 

[alwaysawake]

Carrots...

Off Lucy anything and she will take it--unless it is string beans--she will turn her nose up at those, but not much else. She is the dog food vacuum cleaner! LOL

 

[1sexylady]

Since we have a Texan on here...this is one of our tongue-in-cheek Oregonian jokes...don't anyone take it personally!

A Texan, a Californian, and Oregonian are out riding horses. The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a long draught, then another and suddenly throws it into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in midair. The Californian looks at him and says, "What are you doing? That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!" The Texan says, "In Texas, there is plenty of whiskey and the bottles are cheap."

A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Californian pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the champagne into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it in midair. The Oregonian can't believe his eyes, "What the heck did you do that for? That was a perfectly good bottle of champagne!" The Californian says, "In California, we have plenty of champagne and bottles are cheap."

So, awhile later, the Oregonian pulls out a bottle of Widmer Hefeweizen (a local beer). He opens it, takes a sip, and then chugs the whole bottle. He then puts the bottle in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, and shoots the Californian. The Texan, shocked, says, "Why the hell did you do that?!" The Oregonian replies, "In Oregon, we have plenty of Californians and the bottles are worth a nickel."

Thank god no New Jerseyians....LMAO>>>

 

[tonitits]

Nahhhhhhhhh Lucy is a soft touch--she likes people! Lord knows what she would do to me for fixing a Dr Suess meal! and I'd deserve it!

So while you are cooking....what would you fix me! That was cute! I'm glad I'm the Texan, not the Californian!!!!

 

[alwaysawake]

So while you are cooking....what would you fix me! That was cute! I'm glad I'm the Texan, not the Californian!!!!

Dang--I don't want to cook! I may just nuke something...LOL The fresh peach cobbler I baked this morning is almost history! Hee hee--LAZY AA!

 

[tonitits]

Dang--I don't want to cook! I may just nuke something...LOL The fresh peach cobbler I baked this morning is almost history! Hee hee--LAZY AA!

mmm, you know I love peach cobbler!!!! Did you have it hot with vanilla ice cream on top? Did you save me some?

 

[1sexylady]

mmm, you know I love peach cobbler!!!! Did you have it hot with vanilla ice cream on top? Did you save me some?

Didn't save either one of us some...Toni....I tried to get him to mail me one but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

 

[alwaysawake]

mmm, you know I love peach cobbler!!!! Did you have it hot with vanilla ice cream on top? Did you save me some?

I did share it--got the fresh peaches from an orchard on Wednesday and baked it early this morning...after sharing it with the neighbors--got one serving with ice cream. You can call me an oinker--I didn't save any! Sorry!

 

[tonitits]

I did share it--got the fresh peaches from an orchard on Wednesday and baked it early this morning...after sharing it with the neighbors--got one serving with ice cream. You can call me an oinker--I didn't save any! Sorry!

Well since you ate all the peach cobbler, you and I will have to whip up some dessert, what do you think?

 

[alwaysawake]

Well since you ate all the peach cobbler, you and I will have to whip up some dessert, what do you think?

I'd better make sure to have enough cobbler so that the sexybrat gets a good portion next time or my name is M-U-D. I would guess the same would go with you, too! LOL

 

[1sexylady]

I'd better make sure to have enough cobbler so that the sexybrat gets a good portion next time or my name is M-U-D. I would guess the same would go with you, too! LOL

Hopefully a in person delivery....

 

[tonitits]

I'd better make sure to have enough cobbler so that the sexybrat gets a good portion next time or my name is M-U-D. I would guess the same would go with you, too! LOL

but of course! You know you will have to hire a private jet. Then when you make the cobbler you can fly to Texas and get me and then we can take a trip to NJ to share with sexybrat!

 

[alwaysawake]

but of course! You know you will have to hire a private jet. Then when you make the cobbler you can fly to Texas and get me and then we can take a trip to NJ to share with sexybrat!

That works for me! All I need is to either be Donald Trump or Ross Perot's heir and this is do-able! LOL

 

[1sexylady]

but of course! You know you will have to hire a private jet. Then when you make the cobbler you can fly to Texas and get me and then we can take a trip to NJ to share with sexybrat!

Wondering if any would be left by the time you two got here???!!!

 

[alwaysawake]

Wondering if any would be left by the time you two got here???!!!

I'd bring the raw materials and make it personally in YOUR kitchen--it HAS to be warm with a scoop of Dreyer's real vanilla bean ice cream on top.

 

[1sexylady]

I'd bring the raw materials and make it personally in YOUR kitchen--it HAS to be warm with a scoop of Dreyer's real vanilla bean ice cream on top.

Awwwww AA your so sweet just like that cobbler... mmmmm wondering if I would taste him too...

 

[tonitits]

I'd bring the raw materials and make it personally in YOUR kitchen--it HAS to be warm with a scoop of Dreyer's real vanilla bean ice cream on top.

That would work, too. I would go anywhere with you! That would be great just hope on an airplane and go visit our friends all over. Eating yummy desserts when we get there! Nothing better than good friends and good food, except maybe good sex!!

 

[1sexylady]

That would work, too. I would go anywhere with you! That would be great just hope on an airplane and go visit our friends all over. Eating yummy desserts when we get there! Nothing better than good friends and good food, except maybe good sex!!

Well while you two figure out your flight pattern I will be heading off to sleep....

Nite to all my Bratty Friends....