For all you Grumpy Sourpuss fucks out there

Comshaw

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I AM THANKFUL FOR:

THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT. SHE IS HOME WITH ME, NOT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA WHO IS BEING A COUCH POTATO. HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.

FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES, BECAUSE THAT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS.

FOR THE TAXES THAT I PAY, BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I AM EMPLOYED.

FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY, BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.

FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG, BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.

FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK, BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE.

FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING, WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING, AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING, BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.

FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT, BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

FOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT, BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING AND THAT I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.

FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH THAT SINGS OFF KEY, BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I CAN HEAR.

FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING, BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.

FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES AT THE END OF THE DAY, BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.

FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS, BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I AM ALIVE.

AND FINALLY...FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL, BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.

AND IF READING THAT DOESN'T WORK, DANCE NAKED IN THE STREET. AT LEAST YOU'LL GET A SMILE FROM THE COP WHO ARRESTS YOU!

Comshaw
 
Comshaw said:
I AM THANKFUL FOR:


FOR THE TAXES THAT I PAY, BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I AM EMPLOYED.


Comshaw

I'm on unemployment (hence my post count) and I still pay taxes. Is there an unemployment insurance benefit I'm not aware of?

BTW...no need to shout in here CAPtain.
 
posted by acitore_vuli:

BTW...no need to shout in here CAPtain.

Why not? Perhaps if I shout loud enough it will be heard. then again maybe not. Aw well It's always worth a try, AIN'T IT? Oh and it's sergeant not captain BTW, perhaps that's why I like shouting so much. And then again, maybe it's cause I'm just an ass. Could be both.


Comshaw
 
Hey, I liked this......:) but I REALLY like the idea of dancing naked in the streets too.......;)
 
I am thankful....

When I ride my Harley, which reminds me that I'm still alive. :D
 
Comshaw said:
I AM THANKFUL FOR:

THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT. SHE IS HOME WITH ME, NOT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA WHO IS BEING A COUCH POTATO. HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.

Comshaw

You have a wife AND a husband?

Isn't that ilegal?
 
It's the hot dogs his wife keeps feeding him. The fat is going straight to his heart. The increased risk of a heart attack has given him a new perspective on life.
 
bknight2602 said:
How true they are! :)


FOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT, BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING AND THAT I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.


Nothing like being thankful for being blessed to drive a car that contributes to the crap filling the air that the rest of us have to breath in.

Take the train, the bus. Got legs? Walk. Get a bike. Then you can be a smug bastard.
 
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