Monty Python Meets Lord of the Rings
I cannot take credit for this little gem, but I thought some of you might enjoy it
ARAGORN: There! Look!
MERRY: What does it say?
PIPPIN: What language is that?
GANDALF: It reads "Here may be found the last words of Durin: 'He who is valiant and pure of spirit may pass through the Gates of Aaaaaaaagggghhh...'"
ARAGORN: What?
GANDALF: "The Gates of Aaaaaaagggghhh."
FRODO: What is that?
GIMLI: He must have died while carving it.
LEGOLAS: Oh, come on!
GANDALF: Well, that's what it says.
BOROMIR: Look, if he were dying, he wouldn't bother to carve "Aaaaaaagggggh!" He'd just say it!
GANDALF: Well, that's what's carved in the rock.
SAM: Perhaps he was dictating.
ARAGORN: Well, does it say anything else?
GANDALF: No. Just "Aaaaaaagggghhh."
GIMLI: "Aaaaaagggggh."
BOROMIR: "Aaaaaggggghhh."
ARAGORN: Do you suppose he meant Aaaaaaahhhhrnor?
PIPPIN: Where's that?
ARAGORN: Up in the North, I think.
LEGOLAS: Isn't there an Aaaaaaaadoras in Rohan?
ARAGORN: No, that's Edoras.
LEGOLAS: Oh, Eeeeeehhhhdoras.
FRODO: Ooooooh! OOooooohhh!
GIMLI: No, "Aaaaaaaagggghhh." At the back of the throat -- Aaaaaaaaggghhh.
FRODO: No, no, no -- "Oooooooh," in surprise and alarm.
GIMLI: Oh, you mean sort of an "Aaaaaaaahhh!"?
FRODO: Yes, but I-- aaaaaaahhh!
SAM: Ooooooh!
LEGOLAS: Ai! Ai!
FRODO: It's the Watcher in the Water of -- aaaaahhh! (The Watcher tries to eat him, until Sam slashes at it)
ARAGORN: Run away!
ALL: Run awaaaaaay! Run awaaaaay!
NARRATOR: As the hideous beast lunged forward, escape for the Fellowship seemed impossible. Then suddenly the animator suffered a fatal heart attack.
ANIMATOR: Ulk!
NARRATOR: The cartoon peril was no more. The quest to destroy the One Ring could continue.
J
I cannot take credit for this little gem, but I thought some of you might enjoy it
ARAGORN: There! Look!
MERRY: What does it say?
PIPPIN: What language is that?
GANDALF: It reads "Here may be found the last words of Durin: 'He who is valiant and pure of spirit may pass through the Gates of Aaaaaaaagggghhh...'"
ARAGORN: What?
GANDALF: "The Gates of Aaaaaaagggghhh."
FRODO: What is that?
GIMLI: He must have died while carving it.
LEGOLAS: Oh, come on!
GANDALF: Well, that's what it says.
BOROMIR: Look, if he were dying, he wouldn't bother to carve "Aaaaaaagggggh!" He'd just say it!
GANDALF: Well, that's what's carved in the rock.
SAM: Perhaps he was dictating.
ARAGORN: Well, does it say anything else?
GANDALF: No. Just "Aaaaaaagggghhh."
GIMLI: "Aaaaaagggggh."
BOROMIR: "Aaaaaggggghhh."
ARAGORN: Do you suppose he meant Aaaaaaahhhhrnor?
PIPPIN: Where's that?
ARAGORN: Up in the North, I think.
LEGOLAS: Isn't there an Aaaaaaaadoras in Rohan?
ARAGORN: No, that's Edoras.
LEGOLAS: Oh, Eeeeeehhhhdoras.
FRODO: Ooooooh! OOooooohhh!
GIMLI: No, "Aaaaaaaagggghhh." At the back of the throat -- Aaaaaaaaggghhh.
FRODO: No, no, no -- "Oooooooh," in surprise and alarm.
GIMLI: Oh, you mean sort of an "Aaaaaaaahhh!"?
FRODO: Yes, but I-- aaaaaaahhh!
SAM: Ooooooh!
LEGOLAS: Ai! Ai!
FRODO: It's the Watcher in the Water of -- aaaaahhh! (The Watcher tries to eat him, until Sam slashes at it)
ARAGORN: Run away!
ALL: Run awaaaaaay! Run awaaaaay!
NARRATOR: As the hideous beast lunged forward, escape for the Fellowship seemed impossible. Then suddenly the animator suffered a fatal heart attack.
ANIMATOR: Ulk!
NARRATOR: The cartoon peril was no more. The quest to destroy the One Ring could continue.
J
Thats the only reason it was cute. *chuckle*
