For All The Disgruntled Employees.

[Chicklet]

Okay So I'm having some problems with my boss. Check out the thread for details.

I'm gonna write a story about it, and I'm going to dedicate it to all of us laborers slaving away for assholes. What have *you* always wanted to see happen to your horrible boss?

If you like your boss, skip this thread.

Chicklet

Those Freakin' Sexist BASTARDS

 

[deliciously_naughty]

I personally would love to see my former boss forced to lick the boots of a mistress, the sexist pig. He always felt he was too good to be there.

 

[Chicklet]

okay so I have a request for boot licking. good.

 

[Carlos 74]

Was is Plato who said "Revenge is a dish best served on video," or was that Socrates? Anyway, These 3 guys got promoted over the ladies because they're guys, right? Are any of them married? You know us guys, we're all idiots. We do stupid things when we think nobody's watching. We photo-copy our asses. We jerk off into people's food. Hell, I even heard of a group of guys working late shifts banging hookers in warehouses even though they knew cameras were around.
What I'm getting at is this: Us guys always screw ourselves because we never think our shit gets back to us. Maybe your story can be about those same 3 guys getting caught doing something horrible, and it's on video. You'll threaten to destroy their lives if they don't do as they're told. Boot licking is fine, but how about more humiliation? In return for the evidence tape, have the guys dress up as transy hookers and turn tricks for a week. they'll "work" for the tape, but then there's the little problem of a tape of them turning tricks, how do they explain that?

 

[Chicklet]

Was is Plato who said "Revenge is a dish best served on video," or was that Socrates?

none of them are married but this is a kickass idea. thanks.

 

[sirhugs]

well, gee its a deli- you could get really nasty- but slasher stories aren't especially sexy ( hey, what am I saying? Scream is intensely erotic!). Maybe you turn the horror conventions on their head, and like Carrie, have a girl stalking the deli managers one by one- sexually using and mutilating them,. One turns up hanging from a hook in the beef locker ( Sorta like Rose MacGowan in Scream), another is shrinkwrapped , trussed like a turkey. Of course, the gorgeous dumb blonde guy dies first. He goes into the cutting room after hours expecting oral sex,, and as his pants go down, swish, from behind....is there more than I Jaqueline the Ripper here?

Only trouble is, like in Carrie there's no "happy ending".

Other than that, I AM a boss , so my imagination runs a different way....

 

[Chicklet]

hmm...

I dunno, that's not really what I had in mind...but thanks for your input.

 

[sirhugs]

Re: hmm...

I dunno, that's not really what I had in mind...but thanks for your input.

I knew it wasn't your idea, but I just had to post it. Ever having one of those days when you just feel realllly perverse?

 

[Chicklet]

only the one's ending in "y"