For 20 Million the Russians will take Lance Bass into Space.

[Dixon Carter Lee]

For 40 Million they'll leave him there.

 

[PepperminTrish]

I wonder how long it'll take to raise the 40 million?

 

[FallenSeraph]

Hell, I'll pay that myself...

...and to leave him there

 

[April]

Where can I send my donation to the Keep Lance Bass In Space Fund?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm starting a Foundation called Stuck-up Teens on A Rocket Ship, or STARS. Send donations to:

STARS
1275 Sunset Blvd.
The Table with the Cobb Salad
LA CA 90046

 

[lovetoread]

Oh come on,he is cute.

 

[bluemuse]

I am proud to say that I couldn't pick Lance Bass out in a line-up.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yeah, I know, he's twenty-three. Still...

 

[Guest]

Who is Lance?
Why do you hate him so much?

 

[desert spike]

http://www.lanceinspace.com/


hmmmm. this is weird. why is it so small. It wasn't when I was at the web site.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I don't understand the web site.

And I hate anyone who gets to space before me.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I am proud to say that I couldn't pick Lance Bass out in a line-up.

You too?

 

[desert spike]

I don't understand the web site.

And I hate anyone who gets to space before me.

It is being launched in the future evidently. There's no content right now. Just a picture of the rocket motor starting. There's little boxs that may have info later I suppose.


If you got 20 million, looks like you can buy a ticket.

 

[70/30]

your dumb dixie lee, your supposed to say "Lance Bass gets replaced!!!"

by a cargo container.

see he doesn't really do anything on nsync anyway and all the girls tell me they have big tours, so to save money and to keep the concerts big thats what they did. Nope your calling him a teen star and offering to send him money like anybody would wanna do that cuz they already make a lot of money

 

[Spinaroonie]

I don't understand the web site.

And I hate anyone who gets to space before me.

Why don't you write a one-act about it?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

how about we just strap his non ability ass, along with the rest of that group, hell make it all boy band members AND britany spears, to the first weapon dubya sents to Iraq? come on, we all know they have the "right stuff"

 

[bluemuse]

You too?

Um.....he's the one who sings and dances......right?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

your dumb dixie lee, your supposed to say "Lance Bass gets replaced!!!"

by a cargo container.

see he doesn't really do anything on nsync anyway and all the girls tell me they have big tours, so to save money and to keep the concerts big thats what they did. Nope your calling him a teen star and offering to send him money like anybody would wanna do that cuz they already make a lot of money

Hymie, I'm going to consider you "drunk funny". That's an incoherent guy who is nevertheless amusing.

And it's "you're".

 

[brokenbrainwave]

hell at least you seem to understand what he said dcl. I said fuck and had another beer.