Cheyenne
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HEAVEN
John Elway, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven,
God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house
with a faded Broncos flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, John," said God. "This is very
special; not everyone gets a house up here."
John felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Green and Gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Packers logo flag, and in every window, a Cheesehead.
John looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful,
but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won two superBowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said, "So what do you want to know, John?"
"Well, why does Brett Favre get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "John, that's not Brett Favre's house,
IT'S MINE.
John Elway, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven,
God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house
with a faded Broncos flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, John," said God. "This is very
special; not everyone gets a house up here."
John felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Green and Gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Packers logo flag, and in every window, a Cheesehead.
John looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful,
but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won two superBowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said, "So what do you want to know, John?"
"Well, why does Brett Favre get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "John, that's not Brett Favre's house,
IT'S MINE.
