Food Porn

[voluptuary_manque]

I enjoy a good meal as much as the next bear but this is a bit much even for me! It's not so much the quantity that Phelps eats but the lack of variety. He doesn't dine, he just refuels!

 

[Zeb_Carter]

You need carbs to do what he does, lots and lots of carbs. And a little fat doesn't hurt either. At least until he retires...then he better cut down or he'll blow up like a balloon.

 

[jomar]

And he still weighs under 200 pounds.

 

[Corylea]

He's not a man, he's a machine!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

He's not a man, he's a machine!

That's what I said last night. He's in the wrong events. The guy is a singles scull without the boat!

 

[buxxxom]

Last night he was referred to as a "consumption machine."

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Last night he was referred to as a "consumption machine."

I think all those chair-borne commentators are just jealous!

I am.

 

[buxxxom]

They were also describing his body, in terms of swimming and how it helps him get through the water so fast: legs short in proportion to torso, tapered waist, dish sized hands, double jointed knees and shoulders, loose joints everywhere else and a FLAT ASS!

All that aside, when will it become impossible to break any more world records in sports? Surely, they're not gonna keep creeping down until it takes 3 seconds to cross the 50m pool? What do you lot think will be the lower limit?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

They were also describing his body, in terms of swimming and how it helps him get through the water so fast: legs short in proportion to torso, tapered waist, dish sized hands, double jointed knees and shoulders, loose joints everywhere else and a FLAT ASS!

All that aside, when will it become impossible to break any more world records in sports? Surely, they're not gonna keep creeping down until it takes 3 seconds to cross the 50m pool? What do you lot think will be the lower limit?

I'm sure that there is still some way to go, now that we know what the ideal male swimmer is shaped like, pools all over the world will be scouted for young boys that shape. And there have to be more out there, somewhere. Then there is the question of ever more slippery suits.

But eventually, you are right. The limit of the men's hundred meter seems to be within sight as each new record is not broken by nothing more than hundredths of a second.

 

[SeaCat]

I'm sure that there is still some way to go, now that we know what the ideal male swimmer is shaped like, pools all over the world will be scouted for young boys that shape. And there have to be more out there, somewhere. Then there is the question of ever more slippery suits.

But eventually, you are right. The limit of the men's hundred meter seems to be within sight as each new record is not broken by nothing more than hundredths of a second.

Right up to the time where they breed a boy with a rocket motor in his butt.

Cat

 

[Eros_1337]

Heh, that's the last thing I'd expect an athlete to eat.

 

[buxxxom]

Right up to the time where they breed a boy with a rocket motor in his butt.

Cat

It never worked for the coyote!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

It never worked for the coyote!

Perhap if the rocket was made by someone other than Acme?