Following "Directives"

[LoVeLyLiSaBeTh]

zzzzz

 

[may_I_please]

1) do not bring other people into your games without their permission
2) this is the playground ..not personals...we don't care but we will take the mick
3) try posting on the GB
4) a banana ..seriously...

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Oh and see 1)

 

[may_I_please]

http://rs1img.memecdn.com/banana-banana-banana_o_2042025.jpg

 

[RUlookingup]

May I Please.....no fun police allowed.

 

[respeito]

does this mean that her husband won't have a banana for his honey nut cheerios this morning?

 

[Leigh81]

does this mean that her husband won't have a banana for his honey nut cheerios this morning?

LMAO!!
I almost choked swallowing my coffee

L

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

did you practice safe sex with that banana, yanno, did the banana wear a condom?

and anyway, how the hell did you ever get that banana so hard?

 

[Leigh81]

did you practice safe sex with that banana, yanno, did the banana wear a condom?

and anyway, how the hell did you ever get that banana so hard?

Must of been green unripe ones, they're harder so I've heard.....

L

 

[respeito]

LMAO!!
I almost choked swallowing my coffee

L

sorry about that. please accept this banana (case) as an apology.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/400x/3e/e6/1a/3ee61a1891f583e62ee64683dc7e4a78.jpg
*mrow*

and in keeping with the spirit of the thread...

*putting on my fake serious & unrelenting expression*

you must follow my directive: put a banana in the case. push it in slowly, as far as it will go.

 

[coacheric]

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[respeito]

^^ *guffaw* ^^

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Must of been green unripe ones, they're harder so I've heard.....

L

I guess. Hope it wasn't' one a dem waxed bananas, I don't know how healthy they'd be.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

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lmao!

 

[Wordsworth]

You have done well, lady!

 

[jackcreek]

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I can't stop laughing! Frickin' hilarious!

 

[Terranim]

http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g1362297253632687869.jpg

I just... I can't...

Okay, I had something else to say, but I can't stop laughing at this image.

 

[janeyl]

I've always wondered...d'ya peel it first? Because, it doesn't look very comfy unpeeled, and if it's peeled, doesn't it leave bits inside you?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I've always wondered...d'ya peel it first? Because, it doesn't look very comfy unpeeled, and if it's peeled, doesn't it leave bits inside you?

You know, I've had that same question. Certainly not unpeeled. That would just...no...

I have often wondered though if people do use bananas. They are so obviously phallic. I suspect with a condom, it might not be too uncomfortable. And remember, this was her "directive," so maybe she did.

Here's what I what would say though. I don't mind reading her stories, that's what we are all here for. But she needs to get the grammar right. Verb tense agreement fails bug the crap out of me.

 

[beachbaby179]

I was going to leave this alone. But I can't. It's impossible. I'm sitting here giggling at my desk while eating my lunch.

First of all...the banana is not peeled and you put a condom on it, ferchrissake. Otherwise...just ewwww.

Second... Lisabeth...you're following such directions from an obvious alt that was created like 5 minutes ago? Come on now.

Third...coach I am so glad you saw this because the minute I saw the banana enter the discussion I thought of you.

OK. Time to go wipe my eyes and try to get rid of these hiccups. Dear Lord.

 

[Wordsworth]

Your just jealous lady.

 

[may_I_please]

Tis why I luvs the playground

 

[BloodMoonRising]

All this banana talk has me stroking the soft mushy brown parts of my shaft.

 

[ydahecnot]

Something is lost by the first post being gone

 

[coacheric]

Something is lost by the first post being gone

Well shit, and none of us had ever quoted off of it.

 

[respeito]

All this banana talk has me stroking the soft mushy brown parts of my shaft.

were you given a directive to do that?