Folks with kids must read this.............

[Wizard]

I loved this and had to share it. It came in my e-mail and I had to make my kids sit down and read it..............




Don't Mess With Mothers

My son came home from school one day,
with a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
to put me in my place.

Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The "Children's Bill of Rights."

It says I need not clean my room,
don't have to cut my hair.
No one can tell me what to think,
or speak, or what to wear.

I have freedom from religion,
and regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
and I sure don't have to pray.

I can wear earrings if I want,
and pierce my tongue & nose.
I can read & watch just what I like,
get tattoos from head to toe.

And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a crime.
I'll back up all my charges,
with the marks on my behind.

Don't you ever touch me,
my body's only for my use,
not for your hugs and kissess,
that's just more child abuse.

Don't preach about your morals,
like your Mama did to you.
That's nothing more than mind control,
And it's illegal too!

Mom, I have these children's rights,
so you can't influence me,
or I'll call Children's Services Division,
better know as C.S.D.

Of course my first instinct was
to toss him out the door.
But the chance to teach him a lesson
made me think a little more.

I mulled it over carefully,
I couldn't let this go.
A smile crept upon my face,
he's messing with a pro.

Next day I took him shopping
at the local Goodwill Store.
I told him, "Pick out all you want,
there's shirts & pants galore.

I've called and checked with C.S.D.
who said they didn't care
if I bought you K-Mart shoes
instead of those Nike Airs.

I've cancelled that appointment
to take your driver's test.
The C.S.D. is unconcerned
so I'll decide what's best.

I said "No time to stop and eat,
or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
to make your own sack lunch.

Just save the raging appetite,
and wait till dinner time.
We're having liver and onions,
a favorite dish of mine.

He asked ""Can I please rent a movie,
to watch on my VCR?
"Sorry, but I sold your TV,
for new tires on my car.

I also rented out your room,
you'll take the couch instead.
The C.S.D. requires
just a roof over your head.

Your clothing won't be trendy! now,
I'll choose what we eat.
That allowance that you used to get,
will buy me something neat.

I'm selling off your jet ski,
dirt-bike & roller blades.
Check out the "Parents Bill of Rights,"
It's in effect today!

Hey hot shot, are you crying,
why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
instead of C.S.D..?

 

[intrigued]

I read this about a year ago, and have never forgotten it. It's a nice message underneath it all, but it's still kind of sad.
Thanks for sharing.

 

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[Wizard]

I loved it , I have a son of 13 that thinks he knows it all..........I would never do it but nice for him to see it...........

 

[Wizard]

Your read it friend.................Twice now.........

 

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[someplace]

I think everyone with teenagers should print this out and stick it on their refrigerator.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Agreed

I think everyone with teenagers should print this out and stick it on their refrigerator.

It should be required reading in Jr. High

 

[Wizard]

Re: Agreed

It should be required reading in Jr. High

I hear that............

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

I think everyone with teenagers should print this out and stick it on their refrigerator.

My Kids are not teens yet but I printed and put it on the fridge last year. They can never be too young to know not to mess with Mom
Wicked

 

[Debbie]

I think everyone with teenagers should print this out and stick it on their refrigerator.

Done, I have a 14 year old.

 

[johonnaN]

I think everyone with teenagers should print this out and stick it on their refrigerator.

I have a couple of years left before the oldest is a teenager.

I'll just save it for then

 

[T.H. Oughts]

We can all get even by making sure our kids have kids of their own.

 

[Naughty Elf]

an older poster