FMK (same same, but different)

[SiFi]

Fuck Kane
Marry Gordon
Kill Lance


Diana Ross, Bonnie Tyler, Brittany Spears

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Fuck Britney
Marry Diana
Kill Bonnie Tyler (sorry i didnt know who you were)

Dawson, Joey, or Jen of Dawsons Creek

 

[Saltfountain]

Never watched it, but...

Fuck Jen (may be horrible but has the correct holes)
Marry Dawson (he has a creek And I already have a sexless marriage, so no difference there)
Kill Joey (even though he was funny in Friends)

Mulan, Brave, Pocohontas

 

[RosewoodTulip]

That's a tough one
F Mulan
M Merida (Brave) for the castle
K Pocahontas

Susanna Hoff, Kim Wilde, Belinda Carlisle

 

[Saltfountain]

Fuck Susannah (often and at length)
Marry Belinda Carlisle (marrying a Playboy model )
Kill Kim Wilde

Eddie Murphy, Steve Martin, Chevy Chase

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck Susannah (often and at length)
Marry Belinda Carlisle (marrying a Playboy model )
Kill Kim Wilde

Eddie Murphy, Steve Martin, Chevy Chase

Easy one there

Fuck Eddie
Marry Steve
Kill Chevy, again and again and again

Beyoncé, JLo, Shakira

 

[Saltfountain]

Fuck Shakira
Marry Beyonce
Kill J-Lo

I couldn't type fast enough...

Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith, Chris Rock

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Fuck Shakira
Marry Beyonce
Kill J-Lo

I couldn't type fast enough...

Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith, Chris Rock

Fuck will smith
Marry Chris rock
Kill Jada

This one was hard so unsure about my answers actually.

Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos

 

[Saltfountain]

Fuck will smith
Marry Chris rock
Kill Jada

This one was hard so unsure about my answers actually.

Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos

Oh god....

Fuck Zuckerberg (not the first time I've said that)
Marry Gates (he looks like a nice housewife in a pinny)
Kill Bezos (slowly. Painfully)

Elon Musk, Boris Johnson, Donald Trump

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oh god....

Fuck Zuckerberg (not the first time I've said that)
Marry Gates (he looks like a nice housewife in a pinny)
Kill Bezos (slowly. Painfully)

Elon Musk, Boris Johnson, Donald Trump

Oh god. Wow.

Hm.

Fuck... boris?
Marry... elon?
Definitely kill Trump

But really kill all of them

Hilter, Stalin, Pol Pot

 

[Saltfountain]

Oh god. Wow.

Hm.

Fuck... boris?
Marry... elon?
Definitely kill Trump

But really kill all of them

Hilter, Stalin, Pol Pot

Jesus wept woman...

Are you some kind of sick psycho...?

Fuck Stalin
Marry Pol Pot (will be an extreme case of an abusive relationship...)
Kill Hitler

Charles Manson, Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer

 

[SiFi]

Fuck Manson then kill him
Marry Dahmer then kill him
Kill Bundy

Gomez Addams, Hermann Munster , Count Dracula

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck Manson then kill him
Marry Dahmer then kill him
Kill Bundy

Gomez Addams, Hermann Munster , Count Dracula

Thank you for sort of rescuing the darkness this was headed down

Fuck Gomez (while speaking to him in French
Marry Hermann (just gives off sweet dad vibes)
Kill Count Dracula (legend based off of a dude named Vlad the Impaler, he’s just dangerous, end him)

Women’s World Cup Edition

Christen Press, Alex Morgan, Amandine Henry

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

F … Gomez Addams
M … Herman Munster
K … Count Dracula

Jeannie (I dream of Jeannie)
Samantha (Bewitched)
Morticia Addams

 

[Bry1313]

F … Gomez Addams
M … Herman Munster
K … Count Dracula

Jeannie (I dream of Jeannie)
Samantha (Bewitched)
Morticia Addams

Points above you (skip me)

 

[Saltfountain]

Fuck - Alex Morgan and Samantha
Marry - Christen Press and Morticia
Kill - Amandine Henry and Jeannie

Christopher Lloyd, Jack Nicholson, Danny DeVito

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Points above you (skip me)

Apologies… was typing my response, but the info wasn’t posted when I tried to edit.

 

[Saltfountain]

Apologies… was typing my response, but the info wasn’t posted when I tried to edit.

Its OK, I got many fucks

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Fuck - Alex Morgan and Samantha
Marry - Christen Press and Morticia
Kill - Amandine Henry and Jeannie

Christopher Lloyd, Jack Nicholson, Danny DeVito

F Jack
M Danny
K Christopher

Jessica Fletcher, Columbo, Benoit Blanc

 

[Bry1313]

F Jack
M Danny
K Christopher

Jessica Fletcher, Columbo, Benoit Blanc

F - Benoît Blanc - hes hot
M - Jessica Fletcher
K - Columbo

These are absolutely the correct answers

Fantine, Cossette, Eponine

 

[Lindi37]

F - Benoît Blanc - hes hot
M - Jessica Fletcher
K - Columbo

These are absolutely the correct answers

Fantine, Cossette, Eponine

Fuck Fantine: she needs some excitement in her life
Marry Eponine: she sings my favourite song of all time, AND I could make her happy
Kill: well, I didn’t intend to kill her but the other two needed life more

Kim Kardasian, Andy Samberg, Sandra Bullock

 

[SiFi]

Fuck Bullock
Marry Samberg
Kill Kardasian , too much fakery

Bruce Willis, Bruce Springsteen, Bruce Dickinson

 

[Saltfountain]

Fuck Bullock
Marry Samberg
Kill Kardasian , too much fakery

Bruce Willis, Bruce Springsteen, Bruce Dickinson

Fuck Springsteen (he's the Boss, after all)
Marry Dickinson (may as well put his pilot's licence to good use)
Kill Willis (smirk that one off, prick)

Warwick Davis, Verne Troyer, Peter Dinklage

 

[Lindi37]

Fuck Springsteen (he's the Boss, after all)
Marry Dickinson (may as well put his pilot's licence to good use)
Kill Willis (smirk that one off, prick)

Warwick Davis, Verne Troyer, Peter Dinklage

Not Willis! My first celebrity crush ever

Fuck Peter
Marry Warwick
Kill Verne

Brad Pitt
Angelina Jolie
Jennifer Aniston

 

[Bry1313]

Not Willis! My first celebrity crush ever

Fuck Peter
Marry Warwick
Kill Verne

Brad Pitt
Angelina Jolie
Jennifer Aniston

Fuck Jolie
Marry Aniston
Kill Pitt

Phoebe Waller Bridge
Olivia Coleman
David Tenant