Flying Bear Crashes Through Car Window

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From here:

A bizarre auto accident involving two vehicles and a bear has left two people and the bear dead, Canadian authorities said.

Police in Quebec said a 300-pound male black bear wandered onto a road and was struck by an eastbound Pontiac Sunfire. The impact sent the animal hurtling through the air, where it smashed the windshield of a westbound Nissan Pathfinder sport utility vehicle and went out through the back window, regional police spokesman Officer Martin Fournel said.

"It was a 300-pound bullet," he said.

 

[Stella_Omega]

That is downright surreal.

 

[lovecraft68]

Shit! has anyone heard from voluptuary_manque lately?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Wrong Coast, thank heaven. What was that dim bulb doing out on the highway, anyway? Some bears never learn!

 

[mynameisben]

The grisly details of that story are more than I can bear.

Glad to see you're okay, Manque.

 

[lovecraft68]

Wrong Coast, thank heaven. What was that dim bulb doing out on the highway, anyway? Some bears never learn!

Maybe he was looking for a pic-a-nic basket. Got more than a boo-boo however.

Umm yeah okay I'm done now.

Glad it wasn't you!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

After three generations in the suburbs, my family understands how to function around cars!


http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/bears/beardriving.jpg

 

[jomar]

Shame. I like the bear in the hot tub story better.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Oh, you mean my late cousin Samson? Grand guy, ol' Sam. He wouldn't have ever bothered the owner of that tub but his arthritis was killing him and hot water was the best thing for it.

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/bears/4994063385_7d18c25785.jpg

 

[jomar]

Ha! Actually the bear got into the enclosure where the hot tub was, got in then decided it was not to his taste.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Excuse me? Samson came back to the hot tub over and over until they finally put him in a zoo with his own hot tub. He enjoyed the good life for the rest of his days--especially the hot tub.

 

[jomar]

Maybe the ph level wasn't right...or the chlorine.

 

[TE999]

Hey, Bear! Was that your cousin Wilbur Wrightbear testing those flying squirrel skin wings of his again? I thought that incident at the Grand Canyon cured him of that idea.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Nah, that was a Canadian bear. He probably had his mind on other things and wasn't looking where he was going.




http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/bears/633504748312363490-bears.jpg