Flowers + Candy = Blow Job

[TonyG]

Ladies, help us guys, for Valentines Day rank these items in order of preference as your gift. Flowers, Candy, Dinner, Lingerie, and what type in each group? Or all of the above?

Will...
Happy Valentine's Day dear, here's a rose, chocolate truffle and garters, high heels and a G-String get us a BJ? Or do you prefer the romantic angle? Should we just be ourselves or pretend to be something else?

Guys, what has worked best for you in the past?

 

[Angel]

I'd be happy with some attention and some fucking appreciation from the BF.

:;smirk::

 

[Mustang Sally]

Tony, are you saying you have to bribe your lady for a blow job? If you want a blow job, you should simply give her a little oral treatment. That's nice and romantic, and a fair trade, too.

In order of preference:
Dinner - Someplace quiet and candlelit would be nice. Better yet, you attempt to cook and we can eat in. The effort will be appreciated whatever the results.
Lingerie - I've never received any, but I LOVE the idea.
Flowers - red roses, of course
Candy gets a thumbs down from me. Boooring.

Seriously, just the fact you remembered and made some kind of effort will be appreciated, no matter what it is.

 

[TonyG]

Originally posted by Mustang Sally
Tony, are you saying you have to bribe your lady for a blow job? If you want a blow job, you should simply give her a little oral treatment. That's nice and romantic, and a fair trade, too.

No, not at all. I just know a few men who get it very rarely and any ideas that can help them achieve it would be appreciated.

 

[CreamyLady]

Affection and attention will get all kinds of appreciation from me, but then, I'm easy for the right guy.

Should he give me a small ballotin of Godiva chocolates in addition, well, that will get him exactly what he wants.

It's the affection and attention that really do it for me, though.

 

[Mustang Sally]

tony

Sorry, I didn't mean to offend. I just found the title of the thread amusing.

 

[Whispersecret]

I'm always more apt to do it if you've just showered. Nothing like that first taste of old urine on the tip. Blech.

Also, on the lingerie topic... Make sure you get her the correct size. My hubby got me something way too small once. I was not amused.

 

[Bigdog]

<running for nearest shower>

 

[Whispersecret]

Damn, Bigdog! You almost made me spit my coffee on my keyboard!

C'mere you big clean thing, you! <slurp>

 

[Bigdog]

You've got 2 hours to stop doing that.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Mustang Sally

You, me, my place, candles, Lamb Madras, fluffy rice, Narn bread, and beer (sorry my one failure here.) Followed by pavlova, whipped cream and strawberries. Followed by you, whipped cream and strawberries and all the oral attention you could desire.

Date?

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Flowers + Candy = Cower,

which is what you are usually doing when you hand them over!

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Tony, how 'bout a hockey game and beer? That seems to do it for me. Nothing about being in the line of a flying puck to get me horny!

Seriously though, no, that's serious *pointing up*, be yourself. If you're the flowers and candy type of guy the rest of the year then it's okay. But if you're not that, I'd never buy it. But then, I'm not a flowers and candy type of girl

 

[SpecialK]

Flowers + Candy = Blow Job?

Is that all? Man, you're getting ripped off.

Flowers and candy here would probably get more than just a blow job, here. Unless it was the blow job you specifically wanted.

Lingerie.... well, there's a gift that clearly has sex as the bottom line result. I mean, purchasing lingerie is for the sole reason to see how good it looks when it is on the floor, isn't it? Of course, this is only if you buy lingerie from a classy place. Do not buy lingerie from a sex shop.

What kind of flowers? Hmmn.... on Valentine's Day roses are probably a good bet. But don't just get red ones. I think the prettiest ones are the ones that are two-toned. If it is an occasion other than V-Day, any flowers will do. Heck, dandelions. To know that you went to the trouble of getting us a bouquet, heck, we don't care. (That whole, 'what is the point of cut flowers since you are just buying something that is going to die' thing doesn't seem to counter the 'Ohhhh! You bought me flowers! <insert I-love-you look here>' I'm probably not sure about all women, but I think most women like getting flowers.

Candy? Top pick: Lindor truffles. Hello! That'll give you a great fuck. Any other kind? Hmmn... we'll negotiate.

Dinner or some other romantic expression. Oh yeah, we like it! Valentine's Day is such a contrived, poor excuse for a holiday when you really think about it. I'm a woman and I can admit this. But when you get something.... I dunno, everyone wants to be loved and special enough to get a Valentine.

K

 

[Ambrosious]

Originally posted by Mustang Sally
Tony, are you saying you have to bribe your lady for a blow job? If you want a blow job, you should simply give her a little oral treatment. That's nice and romantic, and a fair trade, too.

No, not at all. I just know a few men who get it very rarely and any ideas that can help them achieve it would be appreciated.

Good comeback!!

 

[Cheyenne]

#1 Flowers. Good for any situation- will forgive almost anything if you give me flowers, or grant almost anything.

#2 New sex toy. I'd have to have help trying it out, of course.

 

[BlondeBeauty]

The nicest gift that a girl can get is a gift without any strings. You know what I'm talking about...lol To get a gift without feeling like you owe him something (*rolling eyes*)

I would love to get something for V-Day, but it's not really the gift that matters. I just love picturing males going to the florist for flowers (awww...) or buying chocolates for their girl. My roomie received a teddy bear from her b/f last year, and I think that's a wonderful idea. That's my favorite. Something to cuddle with when he's not around.

 

[DriveSouth]

Lingerie - I've never received any, but I LOVE the idea.

Seriously, just the fact you remembered and made some kind of effort will be appreciated, no matter what it is.

Hey Sally -

Let me get this right, you have never, ever recieved lingerie as a gift from a guy ... what's your addrress?

 

[Whispersecret]

You've got 2 hours to stop doing that.

?

 

[Mustang Sally]

You, me, my place, candles, Lamb Madras, fluffy rice, Narn bread, and beer (sorry my one failure here.) Followed by pavlova, whipped cream and strawberries. Followed by you, whipped cream and strawberries and all the oral attention you could desire. Date?

Sounds absolutely heavenly. (I don't mind the beer) All that's missing is the plane ticket, babe!

Originally posted by DriveSouth
Hey Sally - Let me get this right, you have never, ever recieved lingerie as a gift from a guy ... what's your addrress?

Is that so rare? I doubt it. But how kind of you to offer to fix that oversight! Dark blue is my colour, by the way. hehehe

 

[willfulbrat]

The Perfect Gift

Chocolates? Fattening. Dinner? Ditto. Lingerie? Might not fit right. Flowers? Romantic and sweet, but short-lived. Jewelry! Not fattening, beautiful, and can last forever.

[Edited by willfulbrat on 01-31-2001 at 09:49 PM]

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Sweet Sally

Ah you beautiful woman, if only I could do the plane ticket thing. I can't, but lets pretend for a while.

I'd make sure I had this as a surprise after dinner gift:
http://toys.personalzone.com/products/showproduct.php?product=SH-3476

I'd watch you put it on, then slide it off you and give you a massage you'd never forget, from the top of your head to the tips of your toes and fingers.