Floundering In Misery?

[OhMissScarlett]

I curse you:

When you close your eyes you will see me in the bathroom in rubber gloves up to my elbows instead of Sebastien naked on a beach with some guy sucking his toes.

BWAHAHAHAH!

Sorry, still not working.
Actually, he's by himself and naked and upside down and backwards and spread eagled in a chair.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I curse you:

When you close your eyes you will see me in the bathroom in rubber gloves up to my elbows ...

Sorry, that's a curse?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Sorry, that's a curse?

To MissScarlett maybe... she's seen me naked.

 

[BlackShanglan]

To MissScarlett maybe... she's seen me naked.

Some people have all the luck

(And damnit, now I have a shite Rod Stewart song stuck in my head.)

 

[yui]

(And damnit, now I have a shite Rod Stewart song stuck in my head.)

Well, you know some guys have all the pain...

 

[carsonshepherd]

If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy, come on, just let me know.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

To MissScarlett maybe... she's seen me naked.

We were drunk and in the bathroom...it just happened.

 

[Guest]

 

[BlackShanglan]

If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy, come on, just let me know.

*nudgenudge*

*winkwink*

 

[carsonshepherd]

We were drunk and in the bathroom...it just happened.

PMSL.

So you speak of the Exxon station or another time?

 

[BlackShanglan]

*happy sigh* Ah, the heady days of youth ... alcohol, Exxon station, and a sudden light-night game of "I'll show you mine."

 

[carsonshepherd]

*happy sigh* Ah, the heady days of youth ... alcohol, Exxon station, and a sudden light-night game of "I'll show you mine."

I didn't show her...

She just looked!

 

[BlackShanglan]

"I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord ..."

 

[OhMissScarlett]

PMSL.

So you speak of the Exxon station or another time?

LMAO! What was the band playing as we walked back? "Luka"?

 

[carsonshepherd]

oh hell...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

"I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord ..."

Yeah, like I'm not gonna look when he's standing three feet from me.

 

[scheherazade_79]

I've been through so many tough times recently, that I have a whole repetoire of distractions at my disposal:

1. Driving
2. Listening to classical music with all the lights turned off
3. There's a place I know at the town I work at - just a small strip of land that reaches right out to sea with a lighthouse at the end of it. When things are tough, I take a walk along it and sit on the rocks by the shoreline having a smoke and watching the sun go down. It's great, because hardly anyone's there at that time of day.
4. Video games
5. Writing
6. Listening to thunderstorms - I have a CD recording, so there's always a storm at my disposal when I need one.
7. Junk food
8. Sometimes I take off to various places on my own. Sometimes the best therapy is to take a couple of days where I don't speak to a single person, and just have time to find myself again.
9. Standing under a hot shower for about three quarters of an hour.
10. Going to the hairdresser