Florida's newest proposal for taxes.

SeaCat

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This is for real. In Florida there is a senator who want's to creat a "Pay as you go" tax. This is a tax of two cents on each roll of toilet paper. The procedes are to go to building sewer systems for towns.

Pay as you go tax

And yes I know this has way too many opportunities for humor. :D I have been trying not to let it out. :devil: Persoanly though I think it's a shitty idea. :p

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SeaCat said:
This is for real. In Florida there is a senator who want's to creat a "Pay as you go" tax. This is a tax of two cents on each roll of toilet paper. The procedes are to go to building sewer systems for towns.

Pay as you go tax

And yes I know this has way too many opportunities for humor. :D I have been trying not to let it out. :devil: Persoanly though I think it's a shitty idea. :p

Cat


Someone is going to say this is an unfair tax on women.
 
Oh I'm sure there willbe a lot of people complaining about this, using all sorts of arguments.

If it wasn't already taxed once then I coulod understand it, but it gets hit by the sales tax as well. This sounds almost like a sin tax.

I can see the argument though. Let's tax Toilet Paper, It's certain money. Everybody uses Toilet Paper.

Hmmmmm, will this creat a Black Market for Tax Free Toilet Paper?
"Psst, hey buddy. Wanna buy some Wipe? Nice and soft for the wifes bum."

Cat
 
SeaCat said:
Hmmmmm, will this creat a Black Market for Tax Free Toilet Paper?

No, but I bet it does wonders for sales of Charmin's Mega-Roll -- as their radio ad says, "there's enough Charmin here for every bear in the woods."

(they have a depressingly catchy radio jingle that is going to be stuck in my head againfor hours.)
 
Weird Harold said:
No, but I bet it does wonders for sales of Charmin's Mega-Roll -- as their radio ad says, "there's enough Charmin here for every bear in the woods."

(they have a depressingly catchy radio jingle that is going to be stuck in my head againfor hours.)

You hear that tune at odd times too huh?
Damn, now you have it running through my head again.

Cat
 
If I don't get some pictures soon, I'm leaving.

You can't be that ugly, surely.
 
svet said:
If I don't get some pictures soon, I'm leaving.

You can't be that ugly, surely.

By George I think I caught a Troll, and I wasn't even trying to.

Cat
 
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