FLORIDA Looking

SuckUsoGood,
Melbourne and Cocoa are about 1.5hours from Daytona, i'm about under an hour
 
Just my .02

Florida is ...not where its at..

I banged about five women there from ages 21-33, then I moved back to So Cal.

I have banged about 25 in the last two or three years..Nothing about me changed..except, I removed Florida from my life. take it for what is worth women there thing there shit does not stink.
 
yeah this board has officialy died, lets bring it back to life

Could be your AV is the reason why it died..just saying :cool:

Florida is ...not where its at..

I banged about five women there from ages 21-33, then I moved back to So Cal.

I have banged about 25 in the last two or three years..Nothing about me changed..except, I removed Florida from my life. take it for what is worth women there thing there shit does not stink.

No offense, but if you're trying to impress women w/ a numbers game it's no wonder that your track record isn't so impressive.

Why would any woman sleep w/ a guy who's only going to consider her a number?
 
I know you are not joking and that is the sad apart...

I stopped trying to impress women when I was 20.....this is about me and my sexual desires...now I use them and discard them (or keep them around if they are worthy) like a condom.
 
I know you are not joking and that is the sad apart...

I stopped trying to impress women when I was 20.....this is about me and my sexual desires...now I use them and discard them (or keep them around if they are worthy) like a condom.

No what's sad is your overall attitude about women.
 
Actually what is sad is how pussy gets put on a pedestal in FL when it has no right to be...Thus making it hard for the average guy to get laid..

Your just mad cause I get laid all the time now with every type of woman imaginable and don't have to kiss any ass to do it..nor pay through the nose.
 
Actually what is sad is how pussy gets put on a pedestal in FL when it has no right to be...Thus making it hard for the average guy to get laid..

Your just mad cause I get laid all the time now with every type of woman imaginable and don't have to kiss any ass to do it..nor pay through the nose.

LMAO - again it might be that YOU'RE the reason you had difficulty in Florida. I don't know of many women who are attracted to men who have a mysogynistic attitude.

I don't even know you, why would I be mad if you manage to get laid...that's crazy lol :D
 
The whole state if full of women that are only attracted to men who treat them like shit or shower them with attention, $$, and praise they do not deserve. Of which I never did either. Respect is earned with me, and that includes attention.

You're mad because I turned the tables on women like you...and you have no power over me. And as to not knowing me, you claimed to infer a lot about me simply because I posted numbers about how many women I banged.
 
The whole state if full of women that are only attracted to men who treat them like shit or shower them with attention, $$, and praise they do not deserve. Of which I never did either. Respect is earned with me, and that includes attention.

You're mad because I turned the tables on women like you...and you have no power over me. And as to not knowing me, you claimed to infer a lot about me simply because I posted numbers about how many women I banged.


I'm simply saying that your mysogynistic attitude likely played a part in why many decent women would scorn and rebuff you. I'm not attracted to guys that are jackasses, further I don't need a guy praising me or lavishing me w/ gifts/attention etc., and lastly I've got plenty of guy friends and not once have they ever given me money, and not once have I ever asked for $

Seems like you're just pissed b/c there are guys in FL that have had better luck getting laid than you did.
Oh I'm sorry what am I suppose to be mad about? You've never met a woman like me. :rolleyes:
 
I'm simply saying that your mysogynistic attitude likely played a part in why many decent women would scorn and rebuff you.

Decent women in FL? Thanks for the laugh. Never been scorned or rebuffed in mylife

I'm not attracted to guys that are jackasses, further I don't need a guy praising me or lavishing me w/ gifts/attention etc., and lastly I've got plenty of guy friends and not once have they ever given me money, and not once have I ever asked for $

Guy friends? Thanks for the second laugh. I could care less about how many sac less turds you painted in the friend zone. Newsflash- men don't have female friends, just ones they havent fucked yet

Seems like you're just pissed b/c there are guys in FL that have had better luck getting laid than you did.
Oh I'm sorry what am I suppose to be mad about? You've never met a woman like me.

Pissed? Are you a mouth breather? I have been laid more times in the last two years then the previous 10
 
I'm simply saying that your mysogynistic attitude likely played a part in why many decent women would scorn and rebuff you.

Decent women in FL? Thanks for the laugh. Never been scorned or rebuffed in mylife

I'm not attracted to guys that are jackasses, further I don't need a guy praising me or lavishing me w/ gifts/attention etc., and lastly I've got plenty of guy friends and not once have they ever given me money, and not once have I ever asked for $

Guy friends? Thanks for the second laugh. I could care less about how many sac less turds you painted in the friend zone. Newsflash- men don't have female friends, just ones they havent fucked yet

Seems like you're just pissed b/c there are guys in FL that have had better luck getting laid than you did.
Oh I'm sorry what am I suppose to be mad about? You've never met a woman like me.

Pissed? Are you a mouth breather? I have been laid more times in the last two years then the previous 10

If you were never scorned or rebuffed, why were your numbers for Florida so dismal :confused: It seemed like that was your complaint in your post :cool:

I wouldn't call men who are active duty Marines or Army Rangers "sac less turds" :rolleyes: Just b/c they're my friends, doesn't mean that I've not fucked them :devil:

Congrats on your accomplishment - wanna cookie?


You rang?

Chain :devil: How's you :kiss:
 
If you were never scorned or rebuffed, why were your numbers for Florida so dismal It seemed like that was your complaint in your post

But wait you said # citing's were misogynistic and unimpressive? Now you are changing your tune..and insulting them as dismal. Just like a typical Florida flake woman. Of course, they do not use the term flake in FL, because 95% of the people are flakes so it is redundant. I was in deep, monogamous relationship with those woman, sorry that didn't impress you :( I hope my #'s now do impress you

I wouldn't call men who are active duty Marines or Army Rangers "sac less turds" Just b/c they're my friends, doesn't mean that I've not fucked them

Oh government-employed sheep, they sound very brave. I am glad you fuck your friends, military guys would refer to you as morale gear. PS those ar e not your friends. Those are guys that fuck you because you do not require a commitment

Congrats on your accomplishment - wanna cookie?
A passive aggressive insult? No way..from a FL woman? The cookie was the prize. Really, you are making this too too easy
 
This has got to be the funniest thread I've read in a long time.

Thanks so much for the humor.

Please keep posting.
 
This has got to be the funniest thread I've read in a long time.

Thanks so much for the humor.

Please keep posting.


This quote seems oddly appropriate for this thread.

"Life’s not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch, because she won’t let you get that pussy. Maybe she didn’t feel y’all shared any similar interests, or maybe you’re an asshole who couldn’t sweet talk the princess."
— Aesop Rock


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igrow...

I can't get laid in a womens prison with a handful of pardons...........What up people ?

PS - why are all women under 40 so aggressive, self-centered, and downright mean ??

Pe@ce,

HymroD

I think it has more to do with the huge generational shift that has occurred in this country. There just seems to be so little respect for anyone, anymore. :(

It does, however, bode well for us 40+ year old mature and SEXY women. ;)
 
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