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[babydoll2u]

you guys are funny! lol

with pee pee runnin down my leg!!!!


heheheheheheh

pj

 

[Guest]

Re: you guys are funny! lol

glad ya liked peggy. it's always nice spreadin smiles.

pj

 

[Yug_emosenol]

with pee pee runnin down my leg!!!!


heheheheheheh

pj

holy dear god lol

PJ has to much time on his hands

 

[babydoll2u]

Yug......lol

holy dear god lol

PJ has to much time on his hands

you're funny too LOL


warm hugs

 

[Guest]

holy dear god lol

PJ has to much time on his hands

and????


lmao

pj

 

[babydoll2u]

lmfao!

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[Guest]

Re: lmfao!

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hey wait...all that time is for the ladies of lit

it's not a bad thing

pj

 

[babydoll2u]

Re: Re: lmfao!

hey wait...all that time is for the ladies of lit

it's not a bad thing

pj

I know....and I'm enjoying it tremendously


warm hugs

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: lmfao!

I know....and I'm enjoying it tremendously


warm hugs

awwwwwwwwwwwz me too babydoll me too

best wishes and softest kisses

pj

 

[Raindear816]

(((((((((((((((Florida Litizens))))))))))))))))))

es to the sexy men (all of ya, new and not) of this thread
es to the lovely ladies.

I'm checking in after Charley...after moving household essentials and supplies, I am finally back home, and am thanksful to thos who prayed for me and my family. I am south of Jacksonville, but north of St. Augustine, but near water and my tiny home was indeed threatened. I am grateful to report that we are all well, and everyone is in tact along with everything.

The donkleys, chickens, cows, and horses are fine as frog's hair.

Love and all the Best to you all~
Ashleigh (Rain)

My thoughts and prayers go to those not so fortuante.

 

[Guest]

(((((((((((((((Florida Litizens))))))))))))))))))

es to the sexy men (all of ya, new and not) of this thread
es to the lovely ladies.

I'm checking in after Charley...after moving household essentials and supplies, I am finally back home, and am thanksful to thos who prayed for me and my family. I am south of Jacksonville, but north of St. Augustine, but near water and my tiny home was indeed threatened. I am grateful to report that we are all well, and everyone is in tact along with everything.

The donkleys, chickens, cows, and horses are fine as frog's hair.

Love and all the Best to you all~
Ashleigh (Rain)

My thoughts and prayers go to those not so fortuante.

ashleigh baby,

i am so glad everything is ok your way [was worried about the poor chickens too]

i am so glad you checked in and let us know you are ok. makes my w/e knowin you're ok.

lotsa es
always

pj

 

[babydoll2u]

Ashleigh....

glad to hear you're ok my friend...thanks for checking in.
here's a for you

warm hugs

 

[Sweet_Tee]

Hi Floridians, I hope everyone is good tonight. I am on my way to bed soon. I have to work, while hubby and the kid get another day off because of the hurricane. This thing sure did a number on central Florida.

 

[babydoll2u]

good morning Sweet....

Hi Floridians, I hope everyone is good tonight. I am on my way to bed soon. I have to work, while hubby and the kid get another day off because of the hurricane. This thing sure did a number on central Florida.

hope you're having a good monday morning.

warm hugs to my new Florida "family"

 

[Guest]

Re: good morning Sweet....

hope you're having a good monday morning.

warm hugs to my new Florida "family"

huggs back at ya baby

pj

 

[Raindear816]

ashleigh baby,

i am so glad everything is ok your way [was worried about the poor chickens too]

i am so glad you checked in and let us know you are ok. makes my w/e knowin you're ok.

lotsa es
always

pj

Ty pj hunny, glad to know you faired the storm well too

Peggy, Thank you for your well wishes

~*kym*~ Take Care and enjoy the sun!

Sweet_Tee Have a good day at work! Maybe the kids won't drive the hubby nucking futs!

HUGS to everyone!

 

[Guest]

hey everyone

be sure to wish ashleigh a happy birthday here:

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=9436258#post9436258

pj

 

[mcrackin]

32 Male
Fort Lauderdale
Married

Looking for a lady to hook up with every now and then. The only reason I am looking around I guess is like a lot of people sexual frustration. My wife keeps on trying to kill me by doing stupid things that cost alot of money. But what can you do.

 

[babydoll2u]

hi there Mcrackin.....

32 Male
Fort Lauderdale
Married

Looking for a lady to hook up with every now and then. The only reason I am looking around I guess is like a lot of people sexual frustration. My wife keeps on trying to kill me by doing stupid things that cost alot of money. But what can you do.

sorry I'm too far away to help you, handsome. But I'm sure you'll hear from someone soon. In the meantime, post and join in the fun....you'll meet alot of really nice and sweet ppl here.

warm hugs

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Florida Blessing

Bless this house, oh Lord, we cry.
Please keep it cool in mid-July.
Bless the walls where termites dine,
while ants and roaches march in time.

Bless our yard where spiders pass
fire ant castles in the grass.
Bless the garage, a home to please
carpenter beetles, ticks and fleas.

Bless the love bugs, two by two,
the gnats and mosquitoes that feed on you.
Millions of creatures that fly or crawl,
in Florida, Lord, you've put them all!!

But this is home, and here we'll stay,
So thank you Lord, for insect spray.
******************



HOLD IT.............there's more....................

YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN FLORIDA WHEN...

~ The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

~ The trees are whistling for the dogs.

~ The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

~ Hot water now comes out of both taps.

~ You can make sun tea instantly.

~ You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

~ The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

~ You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

~ You discover you can get sunburned through your car window.

~ You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

~ You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

~ Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out
and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

~ You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

~ The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one
out and add butter, salt and pepper.

~ Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from
laying boiled eggs.

~ The cows are giving evaporated milk.


~kym~ Ah, what a place to call home.

 

[Ammo44]

Re: Florida Blessing

Bless this house, oh Lord, we cry.
Please keep it cool in mid-July.
Bless the walls where termites dine,
while ants and roaches march in time.

Bless our yard where spiders pass
fire ant castles in the grass.
Bless the garage, a home to please
carpenter beetles, ticks and fleas.

Bless the love bugs, two by two,
the gnats and mosquitoes that feed on you.
Millions of creatures that fly or crawl,
in Florida, Lord, you've put them all!!

But this is home, and here we'll stay,
So thank you Lord, for insect spray.
******************



HOLD IT.............there's more....................

YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN FLORIDA WHEN...

~ The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

~ The trees are whistling for the dogs.

~ The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

~ Hot water now comes out of both taps.

~ You can make sun tea instantly.

~ You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

~ The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

~ You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

~ You discover you can get sunburned through your car window.

~ You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

~ You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

~ Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out
and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

~ You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

~ The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one
out and add butter, salt and pepper.

~ Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from
laying boiled eggs.

~ The cows are giving evaporated milk.


~kym~ Ah, what a place to call home.

(((((((( Tanned Beauty)))))))))).....Hilarious.......but mostly true too... Who wrote that poem.Truly Nolen? (Hope you had a fun and memorable tourney..

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Re: Re: Florida Blessing

(((((((( Tanned Beauty)))))))))).....Hilarious.......but mostly true too... Who wrote that poem.Truly Nolen? (Hope you had a fun and memorable tourney..

er. you could say that is was indeed a memorable tourney Ammo, we were in a squall with the only way to escape was to head off shore, half the crew were seasick and unable to help with keeping weed off of the lines, my swim suit snapped open when I was straining with reeling in a line full of sea weed. The fellas on the boat didn't mind, but ........
I did manage to catch a dolphin, but there again............ luck wasn't with me. Someone else had a bigger one!
All in all tho. it was a good day and I had fun with my friends.
Thanks for asking darlin.

~kym~ sore in all or the 'wrong' places

 

[Ammo44]

Re: Re: Re: Florida Blessing

er. you could say that is was indeed a memorable tourney Ammo, we were in a squall with the only way to escape was to head off shore, half the crew were seasick and unable to help with keeping weed off of the lines, my swim suit snapped open when I was straining with reeling in a line full of sea weed. The fellas on the boat didn't mind, but ........
I did manage to catch a dolphin, but there again............ luck wasn't with me. Someone else had a bigger one!
All in all tho. it was a good day and I had fun with my friends.
Thanks for asking darlin.

~kym~ sore in all or the 'wrong' places

geeeez........what a day!!But at least you had ..****... I could have helped with your suit...

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Florida Blessing

geeeez........what a day!!But at least you had ..****... I could have helped with your suit...

*L* I would have appreciated your help baby. We could have gone below to the forward cabin and attended to those loose ends.

~kym~ knot deprived

 

[Ammo44]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Florida Blessing

*L* I would have appreciated your help baby. We could have gone below to the forward cabin and attended to those loose ends.

~kym~ knot deprived

Much attention indeed....