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Not much rain here ,Pensacola, but see on radar tampa and south a lot , not moving much
 
softey1 said:
Not much rain here ,Pensacola, but see on radar tampa and south a lot , not moving much
Waves Hi thru the rain....
I know we have a drought but we are making up for it now.... :p
 
Vampladydi said:
Yeah...seems like just about every day! LOL
Well... I have a real problem.....
I used to live on stress and caffine...
now stress just shuts me down & I want to sleep :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
starrynightin64 said:
I'm tired.... :p
you ever have one of those days where you run like a crazed chicken & get nothing done?
Just think how the chicken feels. :p
 
starrynightin64 said:
such confusion over which road to cross ;) :D
It has never been clear to me why a chicken would WANT to cross the road. :p
 
mrno said:
It has never been clear to me why a chicken would WANT to cross the road. :p
lmao... I found this in my files the other day...

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken XP, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook-and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?

THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken did
 
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