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[Vampladydi]

Goes to soak my noodle in the pool.
Had too much vino at my bday party last night.

Happy birthday!

 

[Floridaguy692]

Happy birthday!

Thanks for the Bday kiss sexy.

 

[Vampladydi]

Thanks for the Bday kiss sexy.

You're welcome, birthday boy!

 

[Floridaguy692]

You're welcome, birthday boy!

When can I schedule my spanking?

 

[mrno]

Has lightning ever caused damage to anyones property?

Florida has the most amount of lightning in the US but even though you see it practically ever night, I was just wondering if it has actually caused any damage (besides what you read in the paper).

I know someone killed on golf course by lightning years ago, and another person whose home was hit by lightning 2 years ago and had roof damage from fire.

 

[starrynightin64]

Goes to soak my noodle in the pool.
Had too much vino at my bday party last night.

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hope your day was great

 

[Vampladydi]

When can I schedule my spanking?

I got my whip right here!

 

[mrno]

I got my whip right here!

For me, kinky is a wet noodle.

 

[Vampladydi]

For me, kinky is a wet noodle.

It's not your birthday!

 

[mrno]

It's not your birthday!

1. Are you certain?
2. Would it matter?

 

[koalabear]

no..
no.....

 

[Floridaguy692]

I got my whip right here!

WOO HOO.
Drives west to Vampi's.

 

[ima6uldv8]

WOO HOO.
Drives west to Vampi's.

Oh! Let me restrain him

 

[Vampladydi]

no..
no.....

You typed the words right outta my mouth!

 

[Vampladydi]

WOO HOO.
Drives west to Vampi's.

Drive careful now!

 

[Vampladydi]

Oh! Let me restrain him

Lovely idea...think he can handle both of us?

 

[Floridaguy692]

Lovely idea...think he can handle both of us?

Drives very carefully.
Would love to give it a try my dears.

 

[ima6uldv8]

Drives very carefully.
Would love to give it a try my dears.

We'd give you a run for your money, hon You wouldn't be able to walk away from us.

 

[Floridaguy692]

We'd give you a run for your money, hon You wouldn't be able to walk away from us.

I'd love to try it.

 

[Vampladydi]

We'd give you a run for your money, hon You wouldn't be able to walk away from us.

That's because he wouldn't be able to walk. Period.

 

[ima6uldv8]

That's because he wouldn't be able to walk. Period.

Guess you'd have to nurse him back to health

 

[Vampladydi]

Guess you'd have to nurse him back to health

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uh huh!!!

 

[Floridaguy692]

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uh huh!!!

Ok,ladies my knees are getting weak.

 

[ima6uldv8]

Ok,ladies my knees are getting weak.

And they'll be a lot weaker by the time we're finished with you

 

[Floridaguy692]

And they'll be a lot weaker by the time we're finished with you

I'm shivering with excitement.