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coyone said:
noooo frowns ... that's a cool dude chillin in the florida sun hehehe
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well keep your humidity down there....stop sending it to us in Indiana. Been skinny dipping everyday to cool off....geeesh.. :p
 
koalabear said:
well keep your humidity down there....stop sending it to us in Indiana. Been skinny dipping everyday to cool off....geeesh.. :p
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oooohhhh it is plenty humid here *grins wickedly*
 
Floridaguy692 said:
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple
in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the
home owner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in the bathroom, the husband whispers over to his wife:
"Listen, this Guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably
spent a :eek: :eek: :eek: lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain....do whatever
he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong,
honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love you, too." :eek: :eek: :eek:
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Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.
 
starrynightin64 said:
**peeks in**
It just rocked over my house on the way into the Gulf :eek:
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What's up girlie......

Yeah, they said it was suppose to rain here for like 4 days....it rained for about 10 minutes this morning. :cool:
 
LittleHottie said:
What's up girlie......

Yeah, they said it was suppose to rain here for like 4 days....it rained for about 10 minutes this morning. :cool:
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just rained most of the last hour with the thunder & lightning effects too :)
 
Will do...they were showing those silver things that they use if the fire is coming their way on tv today. Talk about scary! Is it wrong that it made me think of smores? Guess I was thinking of camping and fires.
 
Hisbabydoll26 said:
Will do...they were showing those silver things that they use if the fire is coming their way on tv today. Talk about scary! Is it wrong that it made me think of smores? Guess I was thinking of camping and fires.
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Of course it isn't wrong,chocolate is never far from a woman's mind. ;)
Yum,smores. :nana:
 
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