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[coyone]

you find squirrels in with these nuts.......

as long as they don't bite too hard I'll be alright *cheesy grin*

 

[koalabear]

as long as they don't bite too hard I'll be alright *cheesy grin*

just bite them in the right place if they get out of line....lol

 

[coyone]

just bite them in the right place if they get out of line....lol

now there's a thought *tries her very best to appear fierce*

 

[koalabear]

now there's a thought *tries her very best to appear fierce*

lol..if you need help with any of these ruffineins just ask starry or gypsybyrd, they know how to handle them. I'm the only innocent guy in here.....*straight face*

 

[coyone]

lol..if you need help with any of these ruffineins just ask starry or gypsybyrd, they know how to handle them. I'm the only innocent guy in here.....*straight face*

*spits out her tea* ok ok ... even *I* didn't buy that one

 

[koalabear]

*spits out her tea* ok ok ... even *I* didn't buy that one

geeeesh I need more practice or a new line......

 

[coyone]

geeeesh I need more practice or a new line......

hehehe maybe practice a new line *ducks*

night!! I'm off ta bed

 

[starrynightin64]

I'm the only innocent guy in here.....*straight face*

Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough

 

[Floridaguy692]

Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough

Hey thats my line,except I'm shy too.

 

[starrynightin64]

Hey thats my line,except I'm shy too.

Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough <gasp>
**heads to the store for cough syrup**

 

[Floridaguy692]

Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough <gasp>
**heads to the store for cough syrup**

Here's your cough medicine.

 

[koalabear]

Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough <gasp>
**heads to the store for cough syrup**

terrible cough you have there this morning.....

 

[Floridaguy692]

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple
in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the
home owner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in the bathroom, the husband whispers over to his wife:
"Listen, this Guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably
spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain....do whatever
he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong,
honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love you, too."

 

[coyone]

*spits out her tea*

bahahahahaaaaaa be strong!

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple
in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the
home owner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in the bathroom, the husband whispers over to his wife:
"Listen, this Guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably
spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain....do whatever
he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong,
honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love you, too."

 

[LittleHottie]

Helloooooooooooooooooooo fellow Floridians

 

[coyone]

Helloooooooooooooooooooo fellow Floridians

Hiya littlehottie

 

[Floridaguy692]

Helloooooooooooooooooooo fellow Floridians

Hello LH,welcome.

 

[LittleHottie]

What's up ya'll....where's the rain???

 

[LittleHottie]

Hiya littlehottie

Why a frown?????????????

What's up FloridaGuy?

 

[Floridaguy692]

Hello to coyone too.

 

[Floridaguy692]

Why a frown?????????????

What's up FloridaGuy?

Another day in paradise my dear.
Texas got all the rain.

 

[coyone]

Why a frown?????????????

What's up FloridaGuy?

noooo frowns ... that's a cool dude chillin in the florida sun hehehe

 

[coyone]

Hello to coyone too.

Hiya Floridaguy

 

[LittleHottie]

Well I thought it was suppose to rain all day today.....

where in Florida are you two?

 

[Floridaguy692]

Well I thought it was suppose to rain all day today.....

where in Florida are you two?

I'm in Lady Lake,below Ocala.