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[starrynightin64]

Boiled crickets???

I've heard of chocolate covered crickets...

hummmm...
I wondered where all the chocolate tracks came from...

 

[Cricket Song]

hummmm...
I wondered where all the chocolate tracks came from...

Chocolate tracks? Is that anything like railroad tracks?

 

[starrynightin64]

Chocolate tracks? Is that anything like railroad tracks?

nope these are squiggly....

 

[Cricket Song]

nope these are squiggly....

And wiggly? How about jiggly or giggly?

 

[starrynightin64]

And wiggly? How about jiggly or giggly?

could they be little banana tracks?

 

[Cricket Song]

could they be little banana tracks?

Nah, bananas are slippers...

 

[starrynightin64]

Nah, bananas are slippers...

groans.... now that was bad....
we need more rum for the bananas...

 

[Cricket Song]

groans.... now that was bad....
we need more rum for the bananas...

Yeah, drunk bananas...

Where's all the rum going?

 

[starrynightin64]

Yeah, drunk bananas...

Where's all the rum going?

doesn't the rum go in the coconut?
then you mixit all up?

 

[starrynightin64]

Yeah, drunk bananas...

Where's all the rum going?

doesn't the rum go in the coconut?
then you mixit all up?

 

[rab302]

doesn't the rum go in the coconut?
then you mixit all up?

You put the lime in the coconut then you mix it all up.

 

[starrynightin64]

You put the lime in the coconut then you mix it all up.

ok who has the limes?????

 

[rab302]

ok who has the limes?????

Don't know, but I think I know where to find some tangy sweet juices

 

[acepen1]

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[Cricket Song]

A late evening bump...

 

[ombligo1]

... followed by an early morning bump

 

[starrynightin64]

Don't know, but I think I know where to find some tangy sweet juices

On one of those telenovelas on spanish language stations? Rip open a bodice
and out pop the limes???

 

[starrynightin64]

They blew up part of the John's Pass Bridge this morning and we have coverage on
Fox National News but nothing mentioned locally? How screwed up was that?
At least I had a clue from somewhere what that loud noise was and
not a terrorist blowing up something else or a plane going down...

 

[rab302]

On one of those telenovelas on spanish language stations? Rip open a bodice
and out pop the limes???

Something like that, but those would be rather larger than limes I believe.

 

[starrynightin64]

Something like that, but those would be rather larger than limes I believe.

so that is why they have all those songs about Melons and Gavas...

 

[rab302]

so that is why they have all those songs about Melons and Gavas...

Cantelopes!

 

[starrynightin64]

Cantelopes!

So when are you changing your name to Mellon Lovin' Man?

 

[Cricket Song]

Mid-afternoon bump...

 

[starrynightin64]

Splat back at you....
Been raining here since noon and we're all squishey at the beach!

 

[Cricket Song]

Later mid-day bump...