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rab302 said:
(Waves to the NSA stooge following this BBS)

I'm actually more worried about the sheriff's dept ... did you know that in Florida the sheriff's dept & state's attorney MUST VIGOROUSLY enforce the Florida statute prohibiting us from knowingly having in our possession any obscene book, story, drawing, picutre, etc or posing for same? It's a misdemeanor and if you have 3 of them ... it is prima facie evidnece of a violation of this statute.

Uh oh .... me thinks we ALL are in trouble ...
 
Gypsybyrd said:
I'm actually more worried about the sheriff's dept ... did you know that in Florida the sheriff's dept & state's attorney MUST VIGOROUSLY enforce the Florida statute prohibiting us from knowingly having in our possession any obscene book, story, drawing, picutre, etc or posing for same? It's a misdemeanor and if you have 3 of them ... it is prima facie evidnece of a violation of this statute.

Uh oh .... me thinks we ALL are in trouble ...

Obscene is not defined though. I think conservatives are obscene in general, so tell 'em to get off their high horse and enjoy the human form they were given and privileged to see. :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana:
 
rab302 said:
Obscene is not defined though. I think conservatives are obscene in general, so tell 'em to get off their high horse and enjoy the human form they were given and privileged to see. :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana:

Very true. Them folks up in Tally forgot to include a definition ... BUT ... if charged with violating this statute ... I want a jury of Lit peers! lol
 
Gypsybyrd said:
Very true. Them folks up in Tally forgot to include a definition ... BUT ... if charged with violating this statute ... I want a jury of Lit peers! lol

I volunteer, but I may need to examine the evidence closely in person. :devil:
 
rab302 said:
I volunteer, but I may need to examine the evidence closely in person. :devil:

*snicker* i just bet you'd be one of the pesky jurors who has to touch EVVVERRRRYTHING. :nana: :D
 
Gypsybyrd said:
*snicker* i just bet you'd be one of the pesky jurors who has to touch EVVVERRRRYTHING. :nana: :D

I can't define obscenity or pornography, but I know it when I taste it. :p
 
rab302 said:
I can't define obscenity or pornography, but I know it when I taste it. :p

obscenity ... isnt' that subjective? i require objective tests
 
rab302 said:
I will not objectify you... unless you beg sweetly.

beg? how about bribe? i'll need a few good men on my jury ... all have to be bribable... or, hmmmm

I could just bribe YOU & you can beat the others into submission
 
Gypsybyrd said:
beg? how about bribe? i'll need a few good men on my jury ... all have to be bribable... or, hmmmm

I could just bribe YOU & you can beat the others into submission

Deal, but I have more experience beating myself, unfortuanately.
 
Gypsybyrd said:
damn. i try to be cute & play with the words & i failed:(.

Autoerotic S&M maybe. "Why do you abuse yourself this way?" " 'Cause I'd get arrested if I did it to anyone else." :)
 
rab302 said:
Even more of a rason not to laugh your ass off, i'll need to knead those buns.:devil: :nana:


lol


i'm outta here for the night ... have a good night & all that jazz
 
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