Florida Directory

[hatara]

Oh my KriyaYogi, I am in Gainesville but you will have to keep posting that description sounds very interesting and I know the ladies would love to ask more questions when they wake up. Welcome to the Florida Directory.

 

[SassyLady]

Re: Ladies you will want to sex me up!

Hey eveyone my name is Scotty, I'm 18 and about to graduate high school and move on to a full ride at fsu. i'm 5'10 200 lbs i can bench 210, and squat 350. i play football, i wrestle and i throw shot put. ladies you will want me. i'm about to goto fsu and im looking for ladies in the tally area so i can fuck them. i love fucking girls and having them give me a bj. i fucked a girl in the ass once and i want to again.

i'm a really good looking guy whose in great shape. i only like fucking girls who are athletes, dancers, cheerleaders or models. if youre one of these girls pm me and we can set something up. since im really attractive i dont fuck fat girls. i will let you blow me though.

Sorry, had to chime in on this gem.

Hehe, AS IF. I find it rather hard to believe a man of such obvious intelligence would settle for Florida State. Maybe the Sam Houston Institute of Technology would be more your speed. I am sure those college chicks will line right up for a chance to be with this guy. After all, we don't really go for the education. We go to meet and bed pathetic losers. FSU? LMAO riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. SAT does not stand for Saturday Afternoon Test.

BTW Hi ya Hatara

 

[hatara]

LOL hiya SassyLady!!

Being a Gator I must admit I think he belongs at FSU. Or anywhere but here for that matter. Though I do tend to think Kindergarten may be calling his name.

 

[Wintermute]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Ladies you will want to sex me up!

Can you little punks read? My profile indicates that I am a woman. It frightens me that you are about to graduate High School with your grammer and spelling skills.

Yes, like bunnies!

Worst yet! They gave him a scholarship!

Dude, women are not just something to put your pathetic excuse for a dick in, they are people who have feels. You treat them well and maybe, just maybe, they will treat you well. Get over yourself and your over inflated jock ego.

Chances are good you'll end up being a nobody in 10 years, anyhow.

Wintermute

 

[Wintermute]

Re: Re: Re: Ladies you will want to sex me up!

fuck you old man. can old people even fuck?

No, most of us prefer to make love. And suprise, suprise we make sure that everyone is happy when we are done. Not just get our own rocks off, jump out of the sack, and run to what ever practice you have that day.

Just ask your mom, I'm sure she could tell you. Unless your old man was a jock too, then I'm sure she's either depressed or getting what she needs somewhere else.

Wintermute

 

[Wildfire427]

Re: Ladies you will want to sex me up!

Hey eveyone my name is Scotty, I'm 18 and about to graduate high school and move on to a full ride at fsu. i'm 5'10 200 lbs i can bench 210, and squat 350. i play football, i wrestle and i throw shot put. ladies you will want me. i'm about to goto fsu and im looking for ladies in the tally area so i can fuck them. i love fucking girls and having them give me a bj. i fucked a girl in the ass once and i want to again.

i'm a really good looking guy whose in great shape. i only like fucking girls who are athletes, dancers, cheerleaders or models. if youre one of these girls pm me and we can set something up. since im really attractive i dont fuck fat girls. i will let you blow me though.

I know I am new to this site, but Scotty's posting has gained so much attention that I feel it necessary for me to reply as well.

Being a law enforcement officer by profession, I tend to try to read between the lines. Of course there is no exact science to these methods and there is always room for some error.

I would say that Scotty is in fact 18. However, he is more likely to be a gangly 6'3" and 175 pounds, wears glasses, and the only sports he plays are Nintendo. He well may have a scholarship to FSU, being a transplant I decline to comment on the quality of Florida's institutions of higher learning. Of course that scholarship is not for sports but for microbiology.

As for Scotty's claimed sex life, he is a virgin except to his right hand, and maybe his left if he is amedextrous. He has gone on dates in the past, but with homely "fat" girls, who laughed in his face when they saw the size of his penis and told him they would rather do it by themselves than to have him even try. His attempts to mate with slowing running animals has ended in disaster as well.

His attempts to post are a self indulged fantasy of what he would rather be, sort of an alter ego. In fact, Scotty, holds deep self resentment feelings with a secret desire to be humiliated and punished. His joy comes from finding total strangers to disrespect him on a public forum, such as here.

Scotty is more than likely a 40 year old guy like me that wishes he could just find a girl to talk dirty to him. Then again, considering the number of people that read these posts, if only one girl responded all the way through to his post, it might be worth it. Hmm.

Hi, everyone. My Name is Todd and I am a 6'2" surgeon with a 7 digit income and a double digit dick. I am looking for a woman........

 

[hatara]

Ah thank you gentlemen you renew my faith in Florida males as the intelligent, sexy creatures that you are.

 

[Wintermute]

Ah thank you gentlemen you renew my faith in Florida males as the intelligent, sexy creatures that you are.

Ah, our pleasure, darling. Defending the honor of our fair ladies is an honor and an obligation.

Besides, it helps us get a little bit closer to scoring. LMAO (Yes, that was meant as a joke... Kindda. )

Love to the ladies...

Wintermute.

 

[KriyaYogi]

thank you so much...please ask away....i dont want to give to much information...i might be considered a freak...oh wait im on lit...i guess i fit in....lol...looking forward to some great conversation...Yogi

 

[hatara]

yours in Pleasure Pain and Serenity.........Yogi

Just curious are you into BDSM or D/s?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Ladies you will want to sex me up!

I know I am new to this site, but Scotty's posting has gained so much attention that I feel it necessary for me to reply as well.

Being a law enforcement officer by profession, I tend to try to read between the lines. Of course there is no exact science to these methods and there is always room for some error.

I would say that Scotty is in fact 18. However, he is more likely to be a gangly 6'3" and 175 pounds, wears glasses, and the only sports he plays are Nintendo. He well may have a scholarship to FSU, being a transplant I decline to comment on the quality of Florida's institutions of higher learning. Of course that scholarship is not for sports but for microbiology.

As for Scotty's claimed sex life, he is a virgin except to his right hand, and maybe his left if he is amedextrous. He has gone on dates in the past, but with homely "fat" girls, who laughed in his face when they saw the size of his penis and told him they would rather do it by themselves than to have him even try. His attempts to mate with slowing running animals has ended in disaster as well.

His attempts to post are a self indulged fantasy of what he would rather be, sort of an alter ego. In fact, Scotty, holds deep self resentment feelings with a secret desire to be humiliated and punished. His joy comes from finding total strangers to disrespect him on a public forum, such as here.

Scotty is more than likely a 40 year old guy like me that wishes he could just find a girl to talk dirty to him. Then again, considering the number of people that read these posts, if only one girl responded all the way through to his post, it might be worth it. Hmm.

Hi, everyone. My Name is Todd and I am a 6'2" surgeon with a 7 digit income and a double digit dick. I am looking for a woman........

with cops this dumb no wonder i get away with so much shit.

at least all the cops around here know me and are cooler than this ass.

 

[Feelin' Naughty]

Re: Beachside????

greetings everyone...im a 33 y/o retired chef...i live on the beach in Satellite beach...just south of cocoa beach..on the central east coast...this is a great place to live...BT...there are no single woman that i know of....there either 17 or 70/.....would love to hear form some nieghbors....maybe go to the beach or for coffee.....my email is.............KriyaYogi11@aol.com...............im looking forward to your replies...yours in Pleasure Pain and Serenity.........Yogi
PS..i have a picture or 12...but there too big for here...im computer challenged...but i can cook..lol...just ask and ill send you one
PSS...i have a 10 inch tounge and i can breathe thru my ears

Hi KriyaYogi! Welcome to Lit! Wow, retired at 33?

 

[Wintermute]

Re: Re: Re: Ladies you will want to sex me up!

with cops this dumb no wonder i get away with so much shit.

at least all the cops around here know me and are cooler than this ass.

Ah.... So lame yet, so completely pathetic. Your parent must be so proud of you. When do they get out of prison by the way?

 

[Feelin' Naughty]

Who says chivalry is dead?

Wintermute & Wildfire427, thank you for defending our honor!
My heros!!

I seriously think our young jock is the alter ego of one of our incredibly bored friends that was looking to stir up the pot. He did a darn fine job hehe

 

[hatara]

I will assume unregistered is Scotty. With as much as he has been slammed no wonder he won't log in under his name. But then cowards always tend to hide. Or is it little boys that do that. Oh well since he qualifies as either one it doesn't matter. Looks like we have gained another troll!!

 

[Wintermute]

I will assume unregistered is Scotty. With as much as he has been slammed no wonder he won't log in under his name. But then cowards always tend to hide. Or is it little boys that do that. Oh well since he qualifies as either one it doesn't matter. Looks like we have gained another troll!!

You know your right... Time to stop feeding the Trolls. Besides, my witty retorts are going over his head anyhow.

But they are raising my posting stats.



Wintermute

 

[hatara]

LOL Wintermute well with the amount of interesting and entertaining threads that are on here you should have those posts up in no time! Always good to see you sweety.

 

[Wintermute]

LOL Wintermute well with the amount of interesting and entertaining threads that are on here you should have those posts up in no time! Always good to see you sweety.

Hehehe... I have a hard enough time keeping up with the threads I *do* subscribe to. And if I keep checking on them at work, I'm gonna have a lot more time on my hands to post.

Hugs and kisses to you sweetheart.

Wintermute

 

[hatara]

Giggles unsubscribe and uncheck the email notification box when you post and just post to the ones that interest you. That way your mailbox doesn't get filled with a thousand notices.

 

[Tantanah]

Hello there Wintermute..... How are you today??
Tan

 

[Wintermute]

Giggles unsubscribe and uncheck the email notification box when you post and just post to the ones that interest you. That way your mailbox doesn't get filled with a thousand notices.

I'm only tracking three threads, FL Directory, Newbies Post Here, and of course Tub Flirting. I just feel compelled to check them immedately everytime I get a notice.

It's just to much fun, I can't help myself.

Wintermute

 

[Wintermute]

Hello there Wintermute..... How are you today??
Tan

Feeling wonderful now that your here, Tantanah...

How is my favorite, hot, female, former catholic school girl, teacher today? Got any new lessons for me?

I'm always eager to learn something new.



Wintermute

 

[jamor9]

Re: Ladies you will want to sex me up!

Hey eveyone my name is Scotty, I'm 18 and about to graduate high school and move on to a full ride at fsu. i'm 5'10 200 lbs i can bench 210, and squat 350. i play football, i wrestle and i throw shot put. ladies you will want me. i'm about to goto fsu and im looking for ladies in the tally area so i can fuck them. i love fucking girls and having them give me a bj. i fucked a girl in the ass once and i want to again.

i'm a really good looking guy whose in great shape. i only like fucking girls who are athletes, dancers, cheerleaders or models. if youre one of these girls pm me and we can set something up. since im really attractive i dont fuck fat girls. i will let you blow me though.

I know I shouldn't...I know you're just a troll, but if you're so freakin' hot big boy...why the hell do you have to go looking for women on line???
Hey, wait a minute, I know why.....
YouMust have a really little, little cock and you are tired of all the "hot, athletic women" that you hit on in RL laughing at you when you take your pants off!!! Either that or you a latent homo and get scared and shrivel up when a RL women tries to have sex with you!!

I had sex in real life with a real women the other day...how's your blow up doll?
Go away "Little, little Boy" and let those of us who have cocks and like women enjoy our fantasy lives!

 

[Wintermute]

Re: Re: Ladies you will want to sex me up!

I know I shouldn't...I know you're just a troll, but if you're so freakin' hot big boy...why the hell do you have to go looking for women on line???
Hey, wait a minute, I know why.....
YouMust have a really little, little cock and you are tired of all the "hot, athletic women" that you hit on in RL laughing at you when you take your pants off!!! Either that or you a latent homo and get scared and shrivel up when a RL women tries to have sex with you!!

I had sex in real life with a real women the other day...how's your blow up doll?
Go away "Little, little Boy" and let those of us who have cocks and like women enjoy our fantasy lives!

He He He... Can wait till you get to the rest of the posts where we all were chopping him into little bitty bits. We have be roasting this a-hole all day long.

Have at it... I'd love to see what kind of cuts you are capable of there Jamor!

Peace, Joy, and Harmony (You've just got to love Triplets)

Wintermute

 

[jamor9]

LMFAO!!

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Gotta love Jewelz!!