Florida Directory

[OneSublimeGuy]

Hey, I admitted to being a sissy, that should count for something!
100, or maybe even 50 years from now, when they look back at the early days of the millineum they will wonder how we ever survived without... Who knows, perhaps they will have machines that control the weather, hurricanes will be nothing more than an error on a computer screen.
I do appreciate the pioneers, hence my comment that I would have made a lousy pioneer. I'm spoiled, I admit it!

Heh heh. We're supposed to be spoiled! That's how you know you're doin' okay!
If they're playin' "the song of the Volga boatmen" while you're headin' off to work
you know sumpthin' ain't right!!!

My theory is the archeologists of the future will find vaults of CD/DVD backup discs
and they'll think "Wow! These idiots made their money so big you can't even put it in your pocket!!"




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[RedHairedandFriendly]

Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" She says: "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down, and farts. Within a few seconds a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him. The Huge Man says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" The Huge Man: "You must be new here; it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me." The huge man then easily spins Bob around, bends him over the bench and has his way with him.

Bob rushes back to the colony office. He is greeted by the smiling naked receptionist: "May I help you?" Bob says: "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500 joining fee." Receptionist: "But Sir, you've only been here a couple of hours; you only saw a small fraction of our facilities.....

"Bob replies: "Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a hard-on twice a month, but I fart 15 times a day!

 

[Feelin' Naughty]

Heh heh. We're supposed to be spoiled! That's how you know you're doin' okay!
If they're playin' "the song of the Volga boatmen" while you're headin' off to work
you know sumpthin' ain't right!!!

My theory is the archeologists of the future will find vaults of CD/DVD backup discs
and they'll think "Wow! These idiots made their money so big you can't even put it in your pocket!!"




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What fun to be a fly on the wall (you know they'll never get rid of those little beggars) in 2105. The "state of the art" of today will seem ancient to them.

btw, looked at your profile...."babes"? How un-PC...I like that!

 

[Feelin' Naughty]

Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection.

Cute, but huh?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Cute, but huh?

huh..... I was just posting because.. noone is around so I'm visiting all the states I can.. kinda like a cheap trip around the world.. hmmm...

 

[Feelin' Naughty]

huh..... I was just posting because.. noone is around so I'm visiting all the states I can.. kinda like a cheap trip around the world.. hmmm...

ahhh, I understand! I hope you enjoy your stay in the Sunshine State!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

ahhh, I understand! I hope you enjoy your stay in the Sunshine State!

I have been to Florida 3 times or 4 loved it each time.. I enjoy the Keys but Sanibel Island is wonderful also..

 

[Feelin' Naughty]

I have been to Florida 3 times or 4 loved it each time.. I enjoy the Keys but Sanibel Island is wonderful also..

I'm in N. Florida, haven't done the tourist thing in the Keys yet but plan to soon.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I'm in N. Florida, haven't done the tourist thing in the Keys yet but plan to soon.

I did it once.. the water is amazing down there.. !

 

[OneSublimeGuy]

What fun to be a fly on the wall (you know they'll never get rid of those little beggars) in 2105. The "state of the art" of today will seem ancient to them.

btw, looked at your profile...."babes"? How un-PC...I like that!

Thanks for the kind words. Feel free to feel me anytime.

 

[mrnles]

Wild Places

I also had the pleasure of breaking in the bar inside the Medieval Times Castle. It was after hours so there was no chance of getting caught, but was a blast. Those damn bar tops weren't the only thing hard! LOL

 

[divingguy]

North Florida Fun

I can't add a public restroom in a State Park to the list of wild places. The dog and I had a a great time camping and enjoyed a long day at the beach in Nassau. However, very little activity in the park and way to many people who were not exactly "young at heart" along the beach camping area (Lt. Talbot). Anybody else camp?

 

[babydoll2u]

I can't add a public restroom in a State Park to the list of wild places. The dog and I had a a great time camping and enjoyed a long day at the beach in Nassau. However, very little activity in the park and way to many people who were not exactly "young at heart" along the beach camping area (Lt. Talbot). Anybody else camp?

I did when I lived down there... haven't since I've been in Ohio

 

[ch0415]

Wildest place to have had sex in Fl, would have had to been the time off of Hutchinson Island around Stuart on the beach, during the daytime...oh what a memory.....but in Orlando, shoot, no where....lol

 

[mrnles]

Are we out of wild places so soon? Hmmm, maybe we should all work on expanding our resumes! LOL

 

[hatara]

I believe this YOUNG lady has said it right!!! Let's jump back in the game and get to rockin'!

On that note, I have an idea to get things moving along. Where is the wildest place in Florida where you have had sex? Feel free to share as many or as few details as you wish.

It's only fair I go first since I started this thread.

In the Orlando Utility Commission building (downtown Orlando) gym during the day while there were lots of people in the adjoinng break room. We had to be quick about it, but it certainly was fun!

LOL I do believe that I started the Florida Directory and I am back!!! Feeling Naughty honey how the heck are you?? I have missed you a ton. I am sitting here near Clearwater Beach drinking sweet tea now myself and it is awesome.

 

[xmrmatt]

Hey hun

LOL I do believe that I started the Florida Directory and I am back!!! Feeling Naughty honey how the heck are you?? I have missed you a ton. I am sitting here near Clearwater Beach drinking sweet tea now myself and it is awesome.

 

[hatara]

Hey sexy how are you? It has been a while but good to see you also.

 

[jamor9]

Hello Folks!!

The Mermaid is in (of all places) India for another month. I'm sitting here bored out of my brain on a rainy Sunday Afternoon, so I thought I'd check in on some of my old stomping grounds!!

Hope Hatara and Fellin' Naughty are doing well!

Pop me a message, you know how to do it!!
*HUGS*
Jim

 

[hatara]

LOL I will send you an email and catch you up! Dang that woman needs to get out of India and get back to you!!

 

[hatara]

Giving this a sexy bump!!!

 

[Vampladydi]

Hmmm...had to go back 4 pages to find Florida in here. I'm in Pinellas County...and the strangest place I've had sex in FL is on the haunted mansion ride in Disney!

 

[Explorer_76]

Hmmm...had to go back 4 pages to find Florida in here. I'm in Pinellas County...and the strangest place I've had sex in FL is on the haunted mansion ride in Disney!

Wow . . . . between Vampladydi and Peppermint_Barbi no wonder they call it the happiest place on earth. I remember really enjoying the Haunted Mansion, but I apparently missed the fun part of the ride.

 

[Feelin' Naughty]

I also had the pleasure of breaking in the bar inside the Medieval Times Castle. It was after hours so there was no chance of getting caught, but was a blast. Those damn bar tops weren't the only thing hard! LOL

Hey cool! Speaking as a tourist for the time being, is the Medieval a cool place? Hubby and are going there for our 10th anniv. in Aug. I doubt we'll be doing anything on the bar but how bout the rest, is it a fun place?

Jim and Tara!!! My sweethearts!!! How ya been, I miss y'all too! Believe it or not I rarely get on this puter anymore, guess the novelty wore off. Anyway, we need to stay in touch.

 

[Vampladydi]

Wow . . . . between Vampladydi and Peppermint_Barbi no wonder they call it the happiest place on earth. I remember really enjoying the Haunted Mansion, but I apparently missed the fun part of the ride.

Quite obviously you did!