Flirting with men on unicorns...

[ElijaRDC]

You have to get it just right so that they don't get offended and have their unicorn impale you with its horn in retaliation.

IME it's not worth it.

 

[RawHumor]

IME = In My Experience?

You have personal experience with unicorn impalement?

Share please.

 

[kentuckymtnman]

She thought it was a unicorn...

It was just me.

 

[ElijaRDC]

IME = In My Experience?

You have personal experience with unicorn impalement?

Share please.

I'm not obligated to give details!

 

[ConstantineIII]

Was it a licensed unicorn? Were all of its shots up to date?

 

[ElijaRDC]

Was it a licensed unicorn? Were all of its shots up to date?

I have no way of knowing. Fuck. I might have unicorn rabies

 

[rubydlite]

I have no way of knowing. Fuck. I might have unicorn rabies

Don't worry...you'll just sparkle and foam glitter

 

[EclecticRob]

Then again, is he on a healthy unicorn or is just glad to see you....

 

[ElijaRDC]

Don't worry...you'll just sparkle and foam glitter

Well that's just exciting

 

[fletchx]

Next time arm yourself with sugar cubes!

 

[Badneighbor40]

Don't worry...you'll just sparkle and foam glitter

That's what happened to those guys in Twilight. They weren't vampires. Everyone knows those don't exist.

 

[AaronAardvark]

You have to flirt extra hard, it's a well known fact that unicorns are only tameable by virgins.