Flirt!!!

[Cleopatra]

ok grammar queen ... what the hell was/want this?

Laughs. That was/IS a typo.

 

[niteshade]

Help!!!!

Ok, people... there is a SERIOUS flirtation shortage going on around here, and I am going into withdrawls. How do ya'll expect me to be the "flirty 'lil faerie bitch" if no one is flirting????
Where is your sense of community??? I am calling out for ACTION! We can not let things continue on their present course, or the future of flirting may be in dire straights.

 

[James G 5]

Re: Help!!!!

Ok, people... there is a SERIOUS flirtation shortage going on around here, and I am going into withdrawls. How do ya'll expect me to be the "flirty 'lil faerie bitch" if no one is flirting????
Where is your sense of community??? I am calling out for ACTION! We can not let things continue on their present course, or the future of flirting may be in dire straights.

Flirting?
Uhm
OK

Hey babe, wanna fuck?

 

[niteshade]

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Flirting?
Uhm
OK

Hey babe, wanna fuck?

Um. Well. Um.

That wasn't QUITE what I had in mind, but I suppose it is a start.

 

[James G 5]

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Um. Well. Um.

That wasn't QUITE what I had in mind, but I suppose it is a start.

Sorry
I haven't gotten laid in ages & I'm low on subtlety

 

[niteshade]

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Sorry
I haven't gotten laid in ages & I'm low on subtlety

LOL... well, you know a little flirting can be an exicting prelude to the more, shall we say, EXCITING things two people can do together?

 

[James G 5]

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LOL... well, you know a little flirting can be an exicting prelude to the more, shall we say, EXCITING things two people can do together?

ok, ok
(women)

Can I buy you a drink? A nice glass of wine, maybe?

 

[niteshade]

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ok, ok
(women)

Can I buy you a drink? A nice glass of wine, maybe?

How about some Cuervo?

(we women have to keep you men on your toes )

 

[James G 5]

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How about some Cuervo?

(we women have to keep you men on your toes )

Hell with that, I drink the good stuff
You want the Patron Silver, or the Herradura Reposado?

 

[niteshade]

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Hell with that, I drink the good stuff
You want the Patron Silver, or the Herradura Reposado?

Oh, in that case, I will go for the Patron. But I don't eat the worm. yuck. lol.

 

[James G 5]

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Oh, in that case, I will go for the Patron. But I don't eat the worm. yuck. lol.

That's depressing


Oh, you meant in the LIQUOR
Real, quality Tequila NEVER has worms (actually catepillars) in it...a few cheap ones they make just for tourists they add one as a fake

Generally Mezcal has worms in it

 

[niteshade]

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That's depressing


Oh, you meant in the LIQUOR
Real, quality Tequila NEVER has worms (actually catepillars) in it...a few cheap ones they make just for tourists they add one as a fake

Generally Mezcal has worms in it

I have to be honest and reveal my ignorance... I really have only ever had Cuervo, because that is what seems to be around when I get in the mood to drink tequilia. I put back a whole bottle of 1800 by myself on my 21st birthday. Maybe it is a San Antonio thing, but everyone I know drinks Cuervo when they get brave enough to drink tequila.

 

[James G 5]

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I have to be honest and reveal my ignorance... I really have only ever had Cuervo, because that is what seems to be around when I get in the mood to drink tequilia. I put back a whole bottle of 1800 by myself on my 21st birthday. Maybe it is a San Antonio thing, but everyone I know drinks Cuervo when they get brave enough to drink tequila.

well, it's the best known most available most advertised brand
But they don't make the 1800 anymore, they sold the label & the quality went to hell...Cuervo replaced it with Cuervo Reposado

But hey, aren't we supposd to be flirting?

How about a body shot

 

[niteshade]

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well, it's the best known most available most advertised brand
But they don't make the 1800 anymore, they sold the label & the quality went to hell...Cuervo replaced it with Cuervo Reposado

But hey, aren't we supposd to be flirting?

How about a body shot

I just turned 24... talking about booze still has flirt appeal

 

[James G 5]

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I just turned 24... talking about booze still has flirt appeal

LOL
It's my job, so I can go on & on about it and I worry about getting boring
I'd rather have you come to my room and let you sample from my vast collection of booze, or better yet my broad wine collection

 

[niteshade]

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LOL
It's my job, so I can go on & on about it and I worry about getting boring
I'd rather have you come to my room and let you sample from my vast collection of booze, or better yet my broad wine collection

Yuck... I don't really like wine. The only kind I can drink is the really sweet stuff... I think it is like dessert wine or something. Unless you count mimosas.

anyway... I would rather hear about your fascinating journey into southern gentlemanlyness.

 

[James G 5]

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Yuck... I don't really like wine. The only kind I can drink is the really sweet stuff... I think it is like dessert wine or something. Unless you count mimosas.

anyway... I would rather hear about your fascinating journey into southern gentlemanlyness.

Oh honey, there's a whole WORLD of wine....I have over 3000 in my store, and 250 at my house with all sorts of flavors & levels or sweetness
How would you feel about a 34 proof raspberry wine that's sweet and thick enough to use as syrup over french vanilla ice cream?
or nipples?



Hmmm.....I don't recall ever claiming to be a gentleman

 

[niteshade]

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Oh honey, there's a whole WORLD of wine....I have over 3000 in my store, and 250 at my house with all sorts of flavors & levels or sweetness
How would you feel about a 34 proof raspberry wine that's sweet and thick enough to use as syrup over french vanilla ice cream?
or nipples?



Hmmm.....I don't recall ever claiming to be a gentleman

It was in my Southerner's thread, I thought. Rasberry, huh? Sounds interesting. I try most things once.

 

[James G 5]

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It was in my Southerner's thread, I thought. Rasberry, huh? Sounds interesting. I try most things once.

Oh, that's a dangerous assertion to make
I've posted in that thread, did I claim to be a gentleman?
Geez, maybe I was drinking that night?

Off to bed, flirt at you later

 

[niteshade]

Me too. Night.

 

[niteshade]

Sweetie, this is the internet, ALL the guys here have huge cocks

Now I just have to hope you haven't hit my pic thread

I moved this here cause I didn't want to clutter up the pic thread. It is much better off the way it is.

 

[James G 5]

I moved this here cause I didn't want to clutter up the pic thread. It is much better off the way it is.

ROFL
Good point

And speaking of points....

 

[niteshade]

Looks like that throat-numbing spray worked a little too well

Lmao. Not really

 

[FungiUg]

Sneaks up to niteshade and gives her a damn good poke in the ribs!

 

[niteshade]

Sneaks up to niteshade and gives her a damn good poke in the ribs!

LOL... Fungi, are you still trying to see if I bruise?