Flirt!!!

kayte said:
Hi Miss T ~ You mean there are some people here in clothes? :eek:

NOT I...ummm, I mean... NAUGHTY kayte!! :devil: ...which is just the way we like to see you. ;)
 
Lighten up

a. The number of physicians in the US is over 700,000.
b. The number of accidental deaths caused by physicians per year exceed 120,000.
c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health & Human Services).

Then think about this - -

a. The number of gun owners in the US is over 80,000,000.
b. The number of accidental gun deaths per year is 1,500.
c. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188.

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand. As a public health measure, the statistics on lawyers have been witheld for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention.
 
Re: Lighten up

AngelicAssassin said:
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand. As a public health measure, the statistics on lawyers have been witheld for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention.

*snicker*
 
Re: Lighten up

AngelicAssassin said:
a. The number of physicians in the US is over 700,000.
b. The number of accidental deaths caused by physicians per year exceed 120,000.
c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health & Human Services).

Then think about this - -

a. The number of gun owners in the US is over 80,000,000.
b. The number of accidental gun deaths per year is 1,500.
c. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188.

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand. As a public health measure, the statistics on lawyers have been witheld for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention.

Interesting, A A.
 
Re: Lighten up

AngelicAssassin said:
a. The number of physicians in the US is over 700,000.
b. The number of accidental deaths caused by physicians per year exceed 120,000.
c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health & Human Services).

Then think about this - -

a. The number of gun owners in the US is over 80,000,000.
b. The number of accidental gun deaths per year is 1,500.
c. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188.

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand. As a public health measure, the statistics on lawyers have been witheld for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention.

If I were you, I would watch my back cause I think there is a doctor hiding behind you!:eek:
 
Goldengoddess said:
three...I thought you only have two pussies,
did you acquire a third overnight?
and you didnt ask for volunteers...sigh

GG, I don't think of you as a pussy. More as a horse. :p
 
Ebonyfire said:
It seems to Me that Fungi is a pussy gatherer.

Kind of like a perverted version of the Pied Piper?

Ooooh, did I say pervert?
 
Arden said:
Well, don't just tell me, show me! :p

Edit: PLEASE! :D
Be careful what you ask for, sweet wench...you just might get to see it tomorrow night. ;)
 
Soron said:
Be careful what you ask for, sweet wench...you just might get to see it tomorrow night. ;)
Hmmm... would you like me to bring the toy bag to the airport? :devil:
 
Goldengoddess said:
LOL well I do like to be ridden..stroked with an occasional crop...say who doesnt:devil:

Ah, but a bit in your mouth, and an anal plug tail?
 
FungiUg said:
Oooh, a public show?
Whatever he'd like :D

Too bad it will be 10:30 at night when he arrrives. However, having the the toy bag available could make the two hour trip home most interesting! :devil:
 
Arden said:
Hmmm... would you like me to bring the toy bag to the airport? :devil:


Arden, do you really have the nerve for that? :eek:
 
Arden said:
Whatever he'd like :D

Too bad it will be 10:30 at night when he arrrives. However, having the the toy bag available could make the two hour trip home most interesting! :devil:


So all the high intensity street lights will be on at the airport. ;)
 
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