Flirt!!!

[niteshade]

First, with regard toe the BDSM Flirt thread at the Playground. Native Alien and I were talking about moving it here when she was moderating. I suggested she go to the thread and ask for input.

IT can be moved here, but if there are folks over there who prefer to play there and not here, I would also prefer not to spoil their fun.

Second, flirt away.
Have some fun.

Third, there is no way we are all going to always get along. Let's shoot for civil and call that close enough to the x mark.

Now, on with your regularly scheduled and debated flirting.

Hey guys! This is the cafe!
You can take off your clothing and dance on the table if you want. Do whatever feels good.

*getting a mental picture of MissT dancing naked on a table, shakin dat ass, shakin dat ass*

I should have pleasant dreams when I nap in a little while.

 

[catalina_francisco]

Trying to get the mind wrapped around kittycat shaking a stick at several dominants ...

Makes for an interesting pic don't you think? Have to use my virtual granny stick the way I am at the moment. LOL.

C

 

[niteshade]

Ok, I had an interesting experience today, and I would like some feed back from the other women here. Guys can chip in, but I am pretty sure I already know what you are gonna say.

I had sex without a condom today for the first time in my entire life. I have always been very insistent about that, refusing to play unless all the equipment was present and accounted for.

Today, I was very upset about something, saw N right after the upsetting experience, and he set about making me feel better. Well, before I knew it, he was inside me, and not a damn condom in sight. I am on birth control, so I guess it is not that big a deal, but still, I got kinda mad at us both.

But, I digress. The question I have for the ladies is this- does it feel different to you when your guy is not wearing a condom? Because I can swear that I felt a difference, though I really did not think I would prior to today.

I know all the men I have ever talked to said they felt a difference, but that is to be expected. I am wondering if any other women have thoughts on this, or if I was imagining things.

 

[Arden]

Re: Why is it

All I have to say is if you can't take the heat, then sit at the children's table.

Flings a mud pie at Eb from the children's table... bingo!

 

[Daddyslilpet]

<snip>

But, I digress. The question I have for the ladies is this- does it feel different to you when your guy is not wearing a condom? Because I can swear that I felt a difference, though I really did not think I would prior to today.

I know all the men I have ever talked to said they felt a difference, but that is to be expected. I am wondering if any other women have thoughts on this, or if I was imagining things.

Yes definately have felt a difference. I much prefer the without to the with myself.

 

[catalina_francisco]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says...... "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

... and have a nice day ...

Great joke so following example.

Man says to God: "God why did you make blonds so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love them."
"But God" the man says, "why did you make them so dumb?"


God says: "So they would love you."


Francisco.

 

[niteshade]

Great joke so following example.

Man says to God: "God why did you make blonds so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love them."
"But God" the man says, "why did you make them so dumb?"


God says: "So they would love you."


Francisco.

LMAO... awesome!
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's.

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

How do you know when a blonde stuffs her bra?
She has square tits, cause she forgot to take the tissue out of the boxes.

What is the mating call of a blonde?
"I think I'm drunk! I SAID I think I'm drunk!"

Sorry, but I was a platinum blonde when I was younger, and I heard so many blonde jokes, I can't begin to list them all here. If you want more torture, just ask me... I am sure I can continue.

 

[catalina_francisco]

Ok, I had an interesting experience today, and I would like some feed back from the other women here. Guys can chip in, but I am pretty sure I already know what you are gonna say.

I had sex without a condom today for the first time in my entire life. I have always been very insistent about that, refusing to play unless all the equipment was present and accounted for.

Today, I was very upset about something, saw N right after the upsetting experience, and he set about making me feel better. Well, before I knew it, he was inside me, and not a damn condom in sight. I am on birth control, so I guess it is not that big a deal, but still, I got kinda mad at us both.

But, I digress. The question I have for the ladies is this- does it feel different to you when your guy is not wearing a condom? Because I can swear that I felt a difference, though I really did not think I would prior to today.

I know all the men I have ever talked to said they felt a difference, but that is to be expected. I am wondering if any other women have thoughts on this, or if I was imagining things.

Sorry you had such an upsetting day NS. Hope it improves. It is different for me too without, and more enjoyable, though if you are not used to it, like most things new, it may take becoming accustomed to for some.

What disturbs me more though for you is that N did not respect your preference of using condoms as I am sure he was aware. You were the one upset, not he, as much as he might have been trying to help. As your D, IMO, it is his responsibility to make sure he has one on before going into overdrive, even if only as a mark of respect for you. I cannot fault you for being upset about it as it hints at trust issues for me. I am aware not all will agree with me, and that is their right, but I think when someone is aware of the other's feelings, and is the more experienced from what I gather in your posts, it is his responsibility and your right to expect it to be honoured.


Catalina

 

[niteshade]

Thank you Catalina. I do need to say, in his defense, that I never really had to insist with him before, as it has always just happened - I have never had to remind him, he just uses one all the time.

We did mention it in passing several months ago, as we are suppose to have an open relationship, and I told him he had better wear them with others, but I was not as...damn, what is the word I am looking for? Assertive, I guess, about it with me because it never really applied. I was very disappointed with both of us though, as it is my responsibility to make sure I am protected, and, as you said, he should have respected me enough to NOT forget. He did pull out as soon as I said something (it was along the lines of "are you wearing a condom???? Oh, shit, you aren't, are you?") and offered to put one on, but they were in the car, and I figured the damage was already done.

We may actually move into the realm of sex w/o condoms, but it will be something that I really have to think about, especially if we continue to say that we have an open relationship. I am sooo not trying to catch someone else’s diseases, thank you very much. And, yes, you are right, he is MUCH more experienced than me. I have only been with 3 other people besides him, and the only one that was long term was another woman, so, no condom needed. lol.

 

[niteshade]

Blondes

LMAO... I just had this emailed to me.

SEVEN DEGREES OF BLONDE

FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."

SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is over come with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."

FIFTH DEGREE
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
“Is it mine?"

SIXTH DEGREE
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."

SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Great joke so following example.

Man says to God: "God why did you make blonds so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love them."
"But God" the man says, "why did you make them so dumb?"


God says: "So they would love you."


Francisco.

Must be the reason i prefer brunettes.

Conquering them in the end is so much sweeter.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Eye Candy?

The Cadbury's Candy and the Merck Drug companies have combined to market the new Mint flavored birth control pill that women may take immediately before sex. They will be distributed by the large major drug store chains and Walmart's Pharmacies.

They're going to be called:

'Predickamints'

 

[niteshade]

Re: Eye Candy?

The Cadbury's Candy and the Merck Drug companies have combined to market the new Mint flavored birth control pill that women may take immediately before sex. They will be distributed by the large major drug store chains and Walmart's Pharmacies.

They're going to be called:

'Predickamints'

LMAO... that is too much.

 

[FungiUg]

when the cats away the mice will play

I think I'd rather play with the cats though.

"Here pussy pussy pussy..."

 

[Guest]

 

[Ebonyfire]

three...I thought you only have two pussies,
did you acquire a third overnight?
and you didnt ask for volunteers...sigh

It seems to Me that Fungi is a pussy gatherer.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: Why is it

Flings a mud pie at Eb from the children's table... bingo!

You missed!

 

[Guest]

 

[Ebonyfire]

The Brain

Someone sent this joke to Me this morning:

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope." "Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

 

[Pixie]

Well, it depends on if she is begging for it to be used, or threatening to use it herself.

Speaking of which... I keep finding myself more and more intrigued by the idea of spankings. What the HELL is wrong with me these days???

You know, me too... Maybe it's a virus that's going around

 

[Guest]

Re: The Brain

 

[kayte]

Ok, it has recently been brought to my attention that there has been a lot of hijacking going on to flirt or discuss personal issues. Taking a look at myself, I discovered that I am probably one of the worst offenders, as I am a natural flirt, and can't seem to resist it... luckily, most people seem to grasp the fact that it is all in fun with me, and I am not (usually) serious.

This said, I think I have found the solution. I was wandering over in one of the other boards, and saw a flirt thread. I promptly stole the idea, and this is what you get. Please feel free to flirt to your heart's content, hijack my thread, pull quotes from other boards, or whatever it takes to get the job done.


My basic idea is that if you see a response to a post that is just
Begging for a smart assed, flirtatious, or off topic remark, quote it here so we can all play with it without ruining someone else's perfectly good discussion.

If ya'll don't like the idea, just tell MissT to remove the thread. I won't mind, just trying to come up with a solution.

nightshade ~ Nice idea. I am thinking, just what I need. Another light teasing thread to post too.

It doesn't matter really matter to me to have another Flirt thread. I am one of the ones who think the BDSM Flirt thread in the Playground should stay there. It has gotten a few people enough 'courage' to then come over to the BDSM Talk thread and actually learn.

 

[kayte]

Re: Re: Flirt!!!

Fucking interesting.

Hi AA.

Yes, both "F" words can be.

 

[kayte]

Re: Re: Flirt!!!

Is this about flirting, or is it a free for all where everyone gets to bash others for their opinions?

Dayum, I need to keep my eye on this thread... don't I?

{{{{Arden}}}} Nice to see you. I know what you mean about keeping an eye on things around here. Of course Lit has to be working to do that.....

 

[kayte]

Re: Re: Re: Flirt!!!

it's all fun until someone loses an eye.

Checking the "Lost and Found". Nope, none turned in.