Flirt!!!

niteshade said:
LMAO. Well, I am not even sure I know how to post pics.

At this point, I think I am supposed to say something like "I'll show you mine if you show me yours?"
And my response is that my Yahoo email is in my profile...and if you send me one, I'll send one back!:D Then again, if you want a naughty one, it is up as my Yahoo profile!
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
And my response is that my Yahoo email is in my profile...and if you send me one, I'll send one back!:D Then again, if you want a naughty one, it is up as my Yahoo profile!

Holy cow... your birthday is the day before mine. Oh, and several years too... but I never would have taken you for a Libra.
 
niteshade said:
Holy cow... your birthday is the day before mine. Oh, and several years too... but I never would have taken you for a Libra.
LOL, I was about to wish you a happy birthday!! So, why aren't you chatting with me yet?
 
niteshade said:
*runs to the corner to cry all alone*

Now that reminds me of the Mental As Anything song "'Live It Up'

How can you see looking through those tears
Don't you know your worth your weight in gold
I can't believe you're alone in here
Let me warm your hands against the cold

Hey yeah you with the sad face
Come up to my place and live it up
Hey yeah you beside the dance floor
Whattya cry for let's live it up

A close encounter with a hardhearted man
Who never gave half of what he got
Has made you wish you'd never been born
That's a shame cause you got the lot

If you smiled the walls would fall down
On all the people in this pickup joint
And if you laughed you'd level this town
Hey lonely girl that's just the point

Just answer me the question why
You stand alone by the phone in the corner and cry

How can you see looking through those tears
Don't you know your worth your weight in gold
I can't believe you're alone in here
Let me warm your hands against the cold

If you smiled the walls would fall down
On all the people in this pickup joint
And if you laughed you'd level this town
Hey lonely girl that's just the point

Hey yeah you with the sad face
Come up to my place and live it up
Hey yeah you beside the dance floor
Whattya cry for let's live it up

Let's live it up,
Live it up
Live it up
Hey yeah you
With the sad face
Come up to my place
Come up to my place baby
 
DemonicAngel said:
A thousand kisses for me to share;
A thousand kisses wherever you dare.

Wow... I wasn't expecting something so poetic.... and I dare quite a bit :devil:
 
catalina_francisco said:
Now that reminds me of the Mental As Anything song "'Live It Up'

They were playing that in the supermarket today.
 
FungiUg said:
They were playing that in the supermarket today.

Your supermarket has good taste and music to help you shop by.
Have had a cheap thrill here a couple of times in bars and shops when I hear Darren Hayes 'Insatiable' infiltrating the senses.

C
 
A man and a woman

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.

She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other."

He replied, "That's all right; we'll learn about each other as we go along."

So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up off his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position before he again straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel.

She said, "That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the pool would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of the pool. She did laps in freestyle, breast stroke, even butterfly!

After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, barely breathing hard.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No, she said, 'I was a hooker in Toledo and I worked both sides of the Maumee River."
 
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