Flirt!!!

[FungiUg]

So I've heard!

You mean so you've read. Avidly too! Spending your time reading and desperately wishing it was you who were the slut I was writing about, your wet little pussy dripping at the thought...

 

[redelicious]

Thank ya sweety!

Well gang I suppose this critter needs to haul her bouncy butt to bed. Good night everyone.

Nite Dixi! It was so nice to see you again.

 

[redelicious]

You mean so you've read. Avidly too! Spending your time reading and desperately wishing it was you who were the slut I was writing about, your wet little pussy dripping at the thought...

True, I've never heard your voice.

 

[FungiUg]

Thank ya sweety!

Well gang I suppose this critter needs to haul her bouncy butt to bed. Good night everyone.

G'night Dixi. Maybe you could write him a story about you getting mailed to him?

 

[Soron]

Something red, perhaps? Like a newly glowing backside?

Tell ya what, hop on over, I'll spank your butt really well, and then we'll take a pic of it!

<perk> Red glowing backsides?
I LOVES red glowing backsides. Especially, if I'm the one that made it red and glowing.

 

[Arden]

Perv alert...

Only in my dreams darlin. She's one of my first av's, actually sort of my trademark for quite a long time when I first came around these parts.

I love the way that lower harness strap could be used to hold some very nice things inside.

 

[Arden]

<perk> Red glowing backsides?
I LOVES red glowing backsides. Especially, if I'm the one that made it red and glowing.

Has anyone ever told you that your <perk> looks incredibly delicious?

 

[Soron]

Has anyone ever told you that your <perk> looks incredibly delicious?

Ever had a chocolate covered perk, darlin'?

 

[Arden]

Ever had a chocolate covered perk, darlin'?

Darn, I should have bought that squeeze bottle of fudge topping last week!

Of course, it wouldn't have hardened into a chocolate shell... you're just too hot, lol.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

oh, come on guys... you know what a tootsie roll is, even if fungi doesn't.

I was going on the perv angle, Fungi...

old man talking to a little girl, offers her candy to sit in his lap?????

Newp

Gag Reflex Kicking In?

 

[niteshade]

Newp

Gag Reflex Kicking In?

Hey there stranger... How you been? I like your new AV.

We still have not gotten around to trying that ... I promise I will let y'all know when we do. It has just been dangerous for him to get that close to my teeth recently

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Hey there stranger... How you been? I like your new AV.

We still have not gotten around to trying that ... I promise I will let y'all know when we do. It has just been dangerous for him to get that close to my teeth recently

Well enough to live, and thank you. Someone mentioned once that it scared the hell out of her. They both do actually. Nods to her.

As far as teeth, that's why he needs a strong open hand and a thumb curled around the windpipe.

You may Bobbitize him, but you're going to pay dearly.

And from me, the first thing you'd hear would be, "i feel teeth, your ear will feel like an M80 blew up in it."

Now, think what the body's first reaction is when subjected to that kind of pain ... the bite. Everything squeezes down and in towards a fetal position. And pray tell, when he lands on your body, how are you going to get what you bit off out of your mouth? He's going to fall on you covering it and squeezing down with his hand on your throat by reflex.

Sounds like a lose-lose proposition to me darlin', and only you can stop the losing from happening in the first place.

*Edit* Just added this ... Add

 

[niteshade]

Well enough to live, and thank you. Someone mentioned once that it scared the hell out of her. They both do actually. Nods to her.

As far as teeth, that's why he needs a strong open hand and a thumb curled around the windpipe.

You may Bobbitize him, but you're going to pay dearly.

And from me, the first thing you'd hear would be, "i feel teeth, your ear will feel like an M80 blew up in it."

Now, think what the body's first reaction is when subjected to that kind of pain ... the bite. Everything squeezes down and in towards a fetal position. And pray tell, when he lands on your body, how are you going to get what you bit off out of your mouth? He's going to fall on you covering it and squeezing down with his hand on your throat by reflex.

Sounds like a lose-lose proposition to me darlin', and only you can stop the losing from happening in the first place.

*Edit* Just added this ... Add

Nice pics.
First, let me clarify... It was a joke... I would never do something like that to some one unless I was being raped, and the guy was stupid enough to get that close to my mouth.

Now, to continue on...

I never said I would bite it OFF.... I haven’t ever tasted blood, but I don’t imagine it tastes very appetizing. Was just meaning that I have been mad at him, and not in the mood to see to his pleasure, nor maybe to be as careful as I should be. I have a very small mouth, and I have to be very very careful to keep my jaws stretched wide or my teeth scrape the cock. When I say small mouth, I mean when I go to the dentist, I go to one that specializes in children’s dentistry, because they have tools and x-ray equipment that is small enough to fit in my mouth without cutting it up.

Oh, and I guess this solves the debate on whether or not I am really a sub, or just a bottom... I doubt that I qualify for sub status with my attitude.

Edited to add the stuff I left out the first time around.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Nice pics.

Glad you liked them ... get the point?

First, let me clarify... It was a joke... I would never do something like that to some one unless I was being raped, and the guy was stupid enough to get that close to my mouth.

In that case, move your jaw back and forth as well ... Think shearing effect ... and roll when you do towards the hand on your throat.

... I haven’t ever tasted blood, but I don’t imagine it tastes very appetizing.

Think copper, and it actually doesn't taste any worse than a steak not cooked beyond Medium.

Was just meaning that I have been mad at him, and not in the mood to see to his pleasure, nor maybe to be as careful as I should be ... Oh, and I guess this solves the debate on whether or not I am really a sub, or just a bottom... I doubt that I qualify for sub status with my attitude.

Not necessarily. If the guy acts like an ass, a minor slip may remind him what he stands to lose.

 

[niteshade]

Glad you liked them ... get the point?

I think so, yes.

In that case, move your jaw back and forth as well ... Think shearing effect ... and roll when you do towards the hand on your throat.

Think copper, and it actually doesn't taste any worse than a steak not cooked beyond Medium.

Well, I do like my steak medium rare... but somehow I thought human blood might taste different. I guess as our resident vampire, I will take your word on it.

Not necessarily. If the guy acts like an ass, a minor slip may remind him what he stands to lose.

Actually, I think what got him was my refusal to do anything at all, including talk to him. He just might have figured out that when my feelings are hurt, I become a cold hearted ice princess, as opposed to my usual bubbly, sweet, and eager to please self.

 

[Soron]

Darn, I should have bought that squeeze bottle of fudge topping last week!

Of course, it wouldn't have hardened into a chocolate shell... you're just too hot, lol.

Okay, you're buttering me up for something here. Or is that idea?

 

[Arden]

Okay, you're buttering me up for something here. Or is that idea?

Not buttering, chocolate fudging.

I do have a motive - would you like to find out what it is?

 

[Soron]

Not buttering, chocolate fudging.

I do have a motive - would you like to find out what it is?

Like I don't know already, you sexy wench.
I do love your perverted mind, ya know?

 

[niteshade]

Guess i'll have to pop it into the VCR today.

what did you find out?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

what did you find out?

Guess you'll have to wait, or rent it.

 

[niteshade]

Guess you'll have to wait, or rent it.

Mean. Very mean.

 

[FungiUg]

Mean. Very mean.

Seems to be a common theme with Doms...

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Mean. Very mean.

Not mean, simply a fact.

 

[niteshade]

Seems to be a common theme with Doms...

Don't get mad, Fungi, but you don't seem very mean to me.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Don't get mad, Fungi, but you don't seem very mean to me.

Mean, also used to indicate average.

Cruel, yes.

Wicked, yes.

Average, not in your worst nightmare.