Fleshlight Quality Control

sirhugs

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In the same repurposed red brick button factory as the Vibrator Testers work, the company employs quality control technicians for their line of fleshlights and other sexual toys geared towrds men or al ages from 18 to 80+ and all genders
 
Or get really fantastic and imagine the subject is suspended in a vat of special goo with a VR helment that has neural connections. This combination allows the subject to feel as though they are really having sex as the goo stimulates, expands and contracts, hardens and gets soft, via nanites in the material.
Thus, men and women can be stimulated, and penetrated in any way they wish.
The system is still in the test phase and the lead engineers assistant is currently in the vat having a hell of a time.
Thrilled that things are going so well, he turns on a monitor to see what the assistant is seeing and is shocked to find his young female assistant is being ruthlessly fucked by his wife (or and AI created facsimile thereof) with a horsecock.
 
The husband watches amazed, only to notice that the the animated version of his wife has a birthmark on her inner thigh, just like she does in real life. Something only he and her gynocologist has likely ever seen.
How the fuck did an AI come up with that little detail?
 
You know, penises aren't really built for working like that all day.

We're going to have to make some test rigs with realistic fake penises as stand ins. But we're going to have to study male anatomy very, very closely to get the texture and give correct. It could take, what do you think ladies? Months? Maybe even a year or two to perfect the test equipment. And we'll need a variety of subjects to study. At least from 4" to 9" with a range of girths. And ethnicities.
 
In the same repurposed red brick button factory as the Vibrator Testers work, the company employs quality control technicians for their line of fleshlights and other sexual toys geared towrds men or al ages from 18 to 80+ and all genders
I think what makes fleshlight fun for this idea is that they actually have celebrity models (and not even major AV stars, like AutumnIvy has one and she more does voicework ),

So what if one of the celebrities came in and wanted to make sure that her fleshlight wasn’t just AS good as her mouth, ass, and pussy, but was BETTER.

“My fans deserve the best, so I want 2000 cock having people who are unfamiliar with me to come in here and try out both the fleshlight and me, and I ain’t leaving until I know my fans are buying the best damn fleshlight to ever be made”
 
Remember the Pepsi Challenge? To see if people liked Coke or Pepsi better when they weren't labeled. You could do that with the fleshlight testing: behind one gloryhole is a famous pornstar, and behind the other is the new and improved Fleshlight 3000LX Ultra. Which one feels better to you?
 
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