Flashfic thread: Rotating themes

[glynndah]

Well, sorry if it disturbed you--it was all in fun.

I just was a tad puzzled by your vehemence.

I know Incest/Taboo isn't everyone's cup of tea--and BDSM/Dom/sub to the bargain. A twofer if you will. That newbie started all this crap--I'm just responding to a challenge.

I sheathe my sword and offer the hand of friendship.

What say you?

Make sure he washes it first, Lee. This thread is pretty icky right now.

 

[tickledkitty]

I gotta agree, TE. Gross.

 

[Lee Chambers]

Well, sorry if it disturbed you--it was all in fun.

I just was a tad puzzled by your vehemence.

I know Incest/Taboo isn't everyone's cup of tea--and BDSM/Dom/sub to the bargain. A twofer if you will. That newbie started all this crap--I'm just responding to a challenge.

I sheathe my sword and offer the hand of friendship.

What say you?

Incest/taboo I have no problem with.

BDSM/Dom/sub I have no problem with.

Hell, guy taking it I have no problem with

But GRANDMA?! Bleh

Anyway, I didn't mean to worry you. It was all meant to be exaggerated. So once you've washed your hands, as the good witch suggests, then will shall part as friends once more.

 

[tickledkitty]

I thought she meant for him to wash his sword.

 

[Lee Chambers]

I thought she meant for him to wash his sword.

Hey if you want to grab his sword that's YOUR business!

 

[glynndah]

I thought she meant for him to wash his sword.

There was a sword, too?!? Maybe I need to re-read that story.

 

[tickledkitty]

Hey if you want to grab his sword that's YOUR business!

Eeewww. No thanks.

 

[TE999]

Incest/taboo I have no problem with.

BDSM/Dom/sub I have no problem with.

Hell, guy taking it I have no problem with

But GRANDMA?! Bleh

Anyway, I didn't mean to worry you. It was all meant to be exaggerated. So once you've washed your hands, as the good witch suggests, then will shall part as friends once more.

No worries, mate. I used Lava soap to get the ick off.

We'll wash down this thread next.

Friends it is. How 'bout a cold beer? I'm buyin'.

 

[glynndah]

No worries, mate. I used Lava soap to get the ick off.

We'll wash down this thread next.

Friends it is. How 'bout a cold beer? I'm buyin'.

Is it almost over? How many are left?

 

[tickledkitty]

Is it almost over? How many are left?

That was #7.

 

[TE999]

That was #7.

You mean I have to write another one?

Y'all hang on to Lee over there.

This really goin' to be nasty.

(Just kiddin'--I swear)

 

[tickledkitty]

I think Lee should write one now.

 

[Lee Chambers]

I think Lee should write one now.

TE, I don't drink but you can have a beer yourself and I'll settle for a soda.

And yeah, I think I'll write one. This is going to be...interesting...

And just an aside, maybe we should make it a standing rule that we have a single theme from now on. All the themes mentioned were fine but it really is limiting tossing them all together. Just a suggestion.

 

[tickledkitty]

We've usually do have only one theme.

 

[Lee Chambers]

8/10 Strap-On's, guys getting it, an older female with younger male. A Dom/sub Theme

Lee STRAPPED ON his watch while waiting for his girlfriend to get ready.

"No, unlike you're daughter, I GET IT that you can't give her anymore money this month. You're just going to have to try and make her see it that way."

Marie stood and Lee smiled. Forty years old and still the most gorgeous woman he had ever met. He was so madly in love with her, even if she was old enough to be his mother.

"So when dinner is over, I get to tie you up right?" She asked.

"No, lover, tonight it's my turn." Lee said with a smile.

(100 words AND using EVERY theme listed)

Am I brilliant or just snarky? YOU be the judge!

 

[TE999]

Heh heh heh--clevvvver.

One root beer for Lee, bartender.

Two to go.

Think, man, think.

 

[tickledkitty]

8/10 Strap-On's, guys getting it, an older female with younger male. A Dom/sub Theme

Am I brilliant or just snarky? YOU be the judge!

I'd say a little of both.

 

[Sapphire_O]

9/10 Strap-On's, guys getting it, an older female with younger male. A Dom/sub Theme

Ten years ago she was his seventh grade teacher, now he was taking her on a sex-toy shopping expedition. He was caught up in the thrill, “Anything you want, Love. Nothing’s off limits tonight.”

She strolled through the pretty vibes and lush lubes. Stopping to chuckle at the Hello Kitty dildos and chocolate cock-suckers. He smiled -- she was older, yet remained so innocent.

She disappeared at the back of the shop and returned carrying the Anaconda strap-on. “This one.”

He stared at the monstrous cock, “Um, are you sure…”

“Yes. Tonight your mine, Bitch. Now give me that fucking Visa.”

~100

 

[TE999]

Nice one Sapphire. Well done.

One more to go.

Whose gonna do the honors?

And choose the next topic?

 

[glynndah]

Nice one Sapphire. Well done.

One more to go.

Whose gonna do the honors?

And choose the next topic?

Give me a few minutes. I have an idea, even though I cringe to even admit that. Feel free to jump in, anybody. Don't wait on me.

 

[glynndah]

All that Icky Stuff
10 out of 10

The box arrived in the morning. A plain brown box that Lynn was dying to open. Their love life has been stagnating lately. After all, they’d been married almost twenty years. Jim promised he’d get something to “spice things up a bit”. She wondered what was in the box. Sexy lingerie, perhaps. A DVD they could watch together. Maybe a set of silk sheets. She’d always wanted to try those.

Jim arrived home and it was time to open the box. Lynn reached inside and pulled out a black rubber monstrosity, all straps and buckles.

“Not on your life, buddy!”

(100)

Next topic: Work

Yu can come back now. It's safe.

 

[TE999]

Work
1 of 10

"Correct. We can have that shipped by..."

"Daddy. James took my cookie."

"Hold on...James, give Sally back her cookie."

"Well she took mine first."

"Both of you be quiet. Sorry. We can ship by the 24th..."

"Don, I need fifty dollars to get my hair styled."

"Wait a minute...In my wallet, hon."

"Gimme a kiss handsome...Oh, are you on the phone?"

"Uh...that was the wife...Now that's 30 boxes of widgits shipping on April..."

"Don. The van wont start and I'm late."

"Can I call you back? *sigh* I gotta rethink this whole working at home idea."

(100 even)

 

[glynndah]

It took me forever to find this thread.

Work
2 out of 10

It was one of the easiest routes in the post office. Fraternity houses lined both sides of the shady street. His bag was usually filled with letters. Perfume-scented letters from the girls they left behind. The occasional notice of a package to pick up at the post office. Cookies from home, he supposed.
Yep, it was usually a pretty cushy route, he thought as he finished sorting the mail, tossing the final dozen of them into his bag. But not today. He hefted the leather bag, much heavier than usual, unto his shoulder and sighed.

Lord, he hated Victoria’s Secret!


(100 words)

TK, I think it's your turn.

 

[tickledkitty]

What?! You mean participating in the raunchfest didn't get me off the hook for a while?

I'll write something later this evening, after the pajama party.

 

[TE999]

3 of 10
Work

"Hi David. I hate working overtime."

"Hi Toni. Me too. Money's good though."

"All monitors activated?"

"Yes. Can I ask you something?"

"Sure."

"Are you seeing anyone?"

"No."

"Wanna go out sometime?"

"Sure. Let's make this our first date."

"Great. Wanna join me?"

"Love to. You're so hard."

"You're so wet. Damn zipper's stuck."

"Got it. Help me with mine."

"There. Ready lover?"

"Mmmm...c'mere stud. Oooh...you're so big!"

"Ahhhhh...you're so tight."

"Harder lover, harder!"

"Uhhhhh...gonna cum!"

"Me too. Faster!"

"Ohhhh...yeahhhh..."

"Oh god...yesssss..."

"I think the monitors blew out."

"Who knew mattress testing was this much fun."

(100 even)