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Dreamer
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A little humor and innuendo. Hope you get a chuckle.
Bob
Hello. Hi, Sally.
You'll never guess. It's Bob. Came home one day and said the strangest thing. Said he wanted us to be more adventurous if you know what I mean. Now, I wasn't too keen about what he was about to say, but I listened. Said he wanted it twice a week instead of our usual once a month. Bob don't ask much so I said okay.
Two weeks later said he wanted to do it--- well, doggie style. To tell you the truth, I like it.
Just when I thought he’d calmed down, he gets another crazy notion. Said he wanted me to lick it! Now, I had had enough. Told him I wasn't doin' no such thing. Well, he pleaded some. Said it was no different than enjoyin’ a Popsicle so I said okay.
"And?"
"Well, after he got over the freezer burn, he liked it just fine."
Bob
Hello. Hi, Sally.
You'll never guess. It's Bob. Came home one day and said the strangest thing. Said he wanted us to be more adventurous if you know what I mean. Now, I wasn't too keen about what he was about to say, but I listened. Said he wanted it twice a week instead of our usual once a month. Bob don't ask much so I said okay.
Two weeks later said he wanted to do it--- well, doggie style. To tell you the truth, I like it.
Just when I thought he’d calmed down, he gets another crazy notion. Said he wanted me to lick it! Now, I had had enough. Told him I wasn't doin' no such thing. Well, he pleaded some. Said it was no different than enjoyin’ a Popsicle so I said okay.
"And?"
"Well, after he got over the freezer burn, he liked it just fine."
