Flameout Prediction Thread

[BLoved]

BACK ON TOPIC PLEASE FOLKS.

Thank you.

This thread is for taking bets on when the latest troll-du-jour will give up and go home. When placing your bet, take into account the troll's activity outside of BDSM Talk/Cafe, his/her use of proper grammar (this is a sign of intelligence in most trolls), his/her join date compared with the date of his/her most recent trolling activity, and whether or not anyone (including alts) appears to support the troll's position.

An example:

BLoved's activity is totally restricted to BDSM Talk/Cafe.
BLoved uses proper grammar and punctuation.
BLoved joined very recently, and began trolling almost immediately.
BLoved has virtually no support for his position.

My bet:

BLoved will be gone by the end of May.

~smile~

I am the topic, thanks to you.

 

[Daddy2mylilgirl]

~smile~

I am the topic, thanks to you.

Duh.

You don't really understand sarcasm/joking, do you?

 

[graceanne]

Duh.

You don't really understand sarcasm/joking, do you?

Well, he's not too smart. Obviously a smart guy would have GONE AWAY by now.

 

[FloggingMolly]

Oh, I hadn't realised you struggled to figure out what was sarcasm and what wasn't. To help you, if I post something sarcastic, I'll be sure to follow it with (!).

Hope that helps

 

[AngelicAssassin]

I think the time has come for me to go.

Pity. i had the 6th.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Pity. i had the 6th.

Doesn't mean he is actually gone yet. Hold onto the hope!

 

[pierced_boy]

What a hoot
December 1st

H

 

[satindesire]

I call July 10th, my birthday.

 

[BLoved]

An oldie but a goodie ... how many people have lost their bet so far?

 

[Etoile]

MisterSir wins.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

MisterSir wins.

http://thepqnation.com/livingwicked/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/woohoo.jpg

 

[MisterSir]

MisterSir wins.

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD! WHO'DA THOUGHT THIS JOURNEYMAN ENFORCER FROM THE BACKWATERS OF THE UNITED KINGDOM WOULD WIN THROUGH! DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES!

(and other such sporting cliches)

 

[satindesire]

MisterSir wins.

What?! What happened?! You gotta fill the rest of us in...I had him on nuclear iggy so I missed EVERYTHING.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

What?! What happened?! You gotta fill the rest of us in...I had him on nuclear iggy so I missed EVERYTHING.

Banned.

Capital B Banned.

 

[sinnocence]

Banned.

Capital B Banned.

I think that was a tear of joy that just rolled down my cheek.

 

[satindesire]

Banned.

Capital B Banned.

That's great! What was the stroll that broke the camel's back?

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

That's great! What was the stroll that broke the camel's back?

Heh, see below, that got posted a few times and received a friendly mod warning on the dangers of developing a flood:

BLoved asked me to post the following on his behalf:

You have been banned for the following reason:
No reason was specified.

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

"Free speech"? "Diversity"?

You people don't know the meaning of the words.

I think it was the multiple postings of pm's that sent him over the edge though. Etoile can explain. She put up with the nutter's abuse, she deserves some cookies.

 

[satindesire]

I think it was the multiple postings of pm's that sent him over the edge though. Etoile can explain. She put up with the nutter's abuse, she deserves some cookies.

I'll PM her. Thanks for the head's up!

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

I'll PM her. Thanks for the head's up!

No probs.

And yeah, kudos to her cojones. He got rather nasty for a bit.

 

[00Syd]

zomg.

 

[Seurat]

Wow, the day just got a whole lot better. Thanks, E!

 

[Essene]

Heh, see below, that got posted a few times and received a friendly mod warning on the dangers of developing a flood:



I think it was the multiple postings of pm's that sent him over the edge though. Etoile can explain. She put up with the nutter's abuse, she deserves some cookies.

Now, is it just the sn that gets banned, because I think WriterDom may have been correct that F4f is an alt. F4f and BLoved have the same birthday listed.

I think his whole situation is just sad. He clearly has some sort of psych/personality disorder. Dude needs therapy and meds in a bad bad way.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of threads suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

 

[midwestyankee]

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of threads suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

The Mork is strong in this one.

 

[WriterDom]

Now, is it just the sn that gets banned, because I think WriterDom may have been correct that F4f is an alt. F4f and BLoved have the same birthday listed.

I think his whole situation is just sad. He clearly has some sort of psych/personality disorder. Dude needs therapy and meds in a bad bad way.

He told my friend on yahoo chat that F4f was his alt if it wasn't obvious anyway. I think nov 30 is the default birthday if you don't give one though.